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Jokes Majaak / makkhiya maar rha hu

« on: May 12, 2011, 03:27:44 PM »

wife: kya kar rahe ho?
man: makkhiya maar rha hu.
wife: kitni mari?
man: 3 male aur 2 female.
wife: kaise malum?
man: kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

:D: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Pics / hai koi fark ehna vch...

« on: May 12, 2011, 03:21:11 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / ਓ ਕੁੜੀ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਿਚ ਜਾਨ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਸੀ_____

« on: May 12, 2011, 02:08:50 PM »

ਓ ਕੁੜੀ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਿਚ ਜਾਨ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਸੀ_____

ਪਰ ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਜਾਵਾਕ ਨੂ ਟੋਫੀ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਨੀ ਰਾਜੀ :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / ਠਰਕੀ ਸਾਲੀ ……………………………

« on: May 12, 2011, 01:58:31 PM »

Girl:- ਅੱਜ ਕਿੰਨੀ ਠੰਡ ਹੈ!!!!
Boy:- ਜਾਕਟ ਦੇਵਾਂ ਅਪਣੀ ???
Girl:- ਨਹੀ ਤੇਰੀਆ ਬਾਂਹਾ ਚ ਆ ਜਾਂਵਾਂ
Boy:-
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ਠਰਕੀ ਸਾਲੀ …………………………… :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Doctor nu dikha kanjra...

« on: May 12, 2011, 01:53:54 PM »

Boy:
Teri judai mein Neend udti hai, Chain khota hai,
Jaan jaati hai, Dil rota hai

Girl:
Doctor nu dikha kanjra, Dengu aaise he hota hai. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Boy touches girl's face with rose

« on: May 12, 2011, 01:52:00 PM »

Boy touches girl's face with rose

English Girl :- Darling , u r so Naughty ............

Hindi Girl :- Mat Karo jaanu ............

Punjabi Girl :- Dhyan naal kanjra ankh wich naa maar di...... :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / galib de wifee..

« on: May 12, 2011, 03:06:08 AM »

1)galib asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE..........
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! ...........
WIFE satys No, it means -........
With Idiot for Ever :D: :D: :D:

(2)Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
galib:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
galib:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!" :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / sekhon te galibbb

« on: May 12, 2011, 03:01:55 AM »

ik bebe mar gayi
ladies ron lagiyan- bebe kithe gayi ,
jithe dhup na cha,
na roti na sabzi,
na bizli na paani
sekhon eh sun k galib nu- yaar dekh lgda budi apne ghar na gai hove :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kanjus ....

« on: May 12, 2011, 02:59:15 AM »

a kanjus calls newspaper 2print death ofhis grandpa
clerk - rs.50/word
kanjus - dada dead
clerk - sorry,minimum 5 words
kanjus - dada dead, wheelchair for sale :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / huhahahhahah.....

« on: May 12, 2011, 02:56:40 AM »

ਮੁੰਡਾ:- ਬੇਬੇ ਮੈ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਕੰਪਿਊਟਰ ਚਲਾਉਣਾ ਸਿਖ ਲਵਾ…..
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ਬੇਬੇ:- ਪੁੱਤ ਸਿਖ ਤਾ ਲੈ ਪਰ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ ਚ ਭੀੜ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ,
ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਨਾ ਮਾਰ ਦਈ. :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / billu de bakri...

« on: May 11, 2011, 03:19:54 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / GIRL'S STATUS ON FACEBOOK;-

« on: May 11, 2011, 03:09:02 PM »

GIRL'S STATUS ON FACEBOOK;- " FEELING SAD"

17021 COMMENTS,..,.

BOY'S STATUS;- "GOING 2 COMMIT SUICIDE"

2 LIKES AND 1 COMMENT.,

"DEKH LE YAAR HO SAKE TO REHNDE DE" ,.,.,., :wait: :wait:

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Shayari / karoge yaad ek din ...

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:53:34 PM »

karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko
chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko
chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi
to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko

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Shayari / munda gut te patolya

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:34:31 PM »

kaleya de bite billo,sade kine saal ni.
krde ne tang nit yaara de sawal ni.
hun chadni krake teto ha ni,
,munda gut te patolya firda likai tera ni

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Jokes Majaak / 5 dost...

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:23:06 PM »

ik vaar5 dost hunde 1 ganja hunda, 1 bola hunda ,1 anna hunda,1 tunda hunda, 1 langda.
bola boliya bande aunde lagdge vaaj sundi,
anna boliya han disde tan mainu vi aa,
langda boliya chalo bhajj chalye,
ganja boliya tusi tan bhajj jao ge vaal ona ne mere chaad dene,
tunda boliya koi gal ni maar maar chperra muh bhann dia ge.........

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Jokes Majaak / baniye ki biwi ....

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:19:46 PM »

baniye ki biwi beemar thi:-

light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola:-
doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to please yeh candle bujha den :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / bus ka pass ...

« on: May 11, 2011, 02:04:07 PM »

santa : bhai saheb do ticket dena.
conductor : do kyon
santa : agar ek kho gaya to dusra kaam aayega.
conductor : agar dono kho gaya to?
santa : to phir yeh bus ka pass kab kaam aayega :):):):)
:D: :D: :D: :D:

ik darzi lokan de kappde lai ke faraar ho geya
koi kehenda meri pant,
koi kehenda meri shirt,
sante ne ronde hoye keha ke oh saleyo oh mera napa lai geya… lolzz :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / body massaj free ...

« on: May 11, 2011, 01:59:13 PM »

i love u
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ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo aur jeto
nazdiki police station ki trip
wo bhi luxorie jeep' me.
khana,pina,rehna free
upr se body massaj free .. :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / lalu te rabdi ,,,

« on: May 10, 2011, 03:24:23 PM »

Lalu : Ek Vidhwan Ne Kaha Ke Murakh Aadmi Ki Biwi Bahu Sunder Hoti Hai.
Rabdi :Ab Rehne Bhi Dijiye Aap Ke Paas To Hamaar Tarif Ke Alawa Kono Kaam Hi Nahi Hai.

:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / vicky da tv...

« on: May 10, 2011, 02:59:19 PM »

vicky ik shop te tv buy karn lai gaya te dukandar nu puchda greji vch

do u have color tvs?

shopkepr..sure

vicky..give me a green one please :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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