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« on: June 03, 2011, 02:24:38 PM »
rulaane waale to sab hi mile aansoo pochne waali na mili,
mere dil ko thi jis ki tamanna wo man chahi na mili,
yoon to duniya girne waalon ko uthaane ki baat karti hai,
jab main gira to uthaane waali na mili …
kehte hain yeh pyar ka jahan hai …
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« on: June 03, 2011, 02:15:30 PM »
what so u call a person who does not know his age?
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umar gul !! :D: :D:
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« on: June 03, 2011, 03:04:56 AM »
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« on: June 03, 2011, 03:00:07 AM »
es tu vadh khushi sade lai ki hovege,
yaara hatho hoe haan nilam mere dosta...
sanu sadi apni fakeeri joga rehn de,
sohrta ne kita badnam mere dosta...
kuch din hor haan mehmaan tere dosta,
fer tainu akhri salam mere dosta....
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« on: June 02, 2011, 03:15:23 PM »
awsm answer bya a
student:
teacher: zameen par rehne wali
janwer bacche deti hai, hawa
mein urne wali andey detihai!
woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai
bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti
hai??
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student: “air hostess!”. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 02, 2011, 02:52:35 PM »
my brave
childhood history
i kicked lion's face
i pulled tiger's tail
i broke cheetas leg
i threw elephants
then
toy shop owner kicked me out:- :D: :D: :D: :D:
687
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:41:24 PM »
688
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:39:20 PM »
eh dunia mandi paisse de,
har cheez vakende pha sajna...
ethe ronde cehre nai vikde,
hasne de adat paa sajna....
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« on: June 02, 2011, 02:36:07 PM »
pyar nu ethe daulat na tolde ne,
har darwaja ethe nafrat nal kholde ne..
kive kara yakeen kite vaadea ute,
ethe kasma kha k v lok jhooth bolde ne....
690
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:31:29 PM »
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« on: June 02, 2011, 02:26:48 PM »
1 vaar kise d Budi mar gayi tan sare kehan lagge k
bebe mainu lai jandi,mainu lai jandi,
Tan kise ne vichon uth k keha"SALEO BEBE NE KEHRA TATA SUMO KITI HOI C. :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 02, 2011, 02:24:54 PM »
Kaki kaki
Haan bebay!
Phak di cheeni
Na bebay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na bebay!
Lawan jutti
Na bebay!
Khol bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha! :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 02, 2011, 02:22:37 PM »
ਬੇਬੇ ਅਮਲੀ ਨੂੰ :- ਪੁੱਤ ਮੇਰੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ ਖੰਘ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਇਹਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਦੇਵਾਂ__? :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:
ਅਮਲੀ :- ਅਫੀਮ ਦੇ ਦੀ___: :he: :he: :he: ਬੇਬੇ :- ਅਫੀਮ ਖੰਘ ਨੂੰ ਚੱਕ ਦੂ___?????? :wait:
ਅਮਲੀ :- ਅਫੀਮ ਨੇ ਮੇਰੇ 35 ਕਿੱਲੇ ਚੱਕ ਤੇ ਖੰਘ ਨੂੰ ਕਿੱਤੇ ਛੱਡੂ__ :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: ਬੇਬੇ:- : :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
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« on: June 01, 2011, 04:39:26 PM »
a boy wrote a love letter with his blood 2 an mbbs grl & said : "khat ka jawab zarur dena". ...............
girl replied . . . . . . . . "blood group b or haemoglobin ki kami hai'..: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 01, 2011, 04:36:11 PM »
best poem 2011 :
chatting chatting....
no mama
with the girls ....
...no mama
telling a lie ....
no mama
open your pj account ....
hahahahahaha ...........:
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« on: June 01, 2011, 04:34:23 PM »
teacher mehnat karo ga
tou kuch bano ga .
pathan (ashfaq)student teacher hamra
gadha tou itni mehnat karta hai
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magr wo kuch nahi bana :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 01, 2011, 04:28:52 PM »
vicky: tou dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahe gi tujhay teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.
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girl: mujhe pehle he pta tha tum kuttay ki nasal ho.. :D: :D:
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« on: June 01, 2011, 04:26:55 PM »
galib ka padosi mar gaya:
wo usky ghar gaya or pucha: body aa gai kya?
tabhi body lekar ambulance aa gayi.
galib: lo batao,
kitni lambi umar hai. :D: :D: :D: |
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« on: June 01, 2011, 03:44:33 PM »
fasal ki nimaaz par , hum khooob roye ,
khuda bola,,, na-samj, kabhi to "yaar" ko bhool jayea karo "mere liye
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« on: June 01, 2011, 03:40:05 PM »
Har Khwahish ho poori, yeh dua maangi "khuda se" yaar ki
jab mout aayi toh mujhe "kabar" bhi naseeb naa thi,
kyun
kyunki
"khwahish mein yaar ne meri "kabar" bhi maang lii
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