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Pics / tharki obama....

« on: June 08, 2011, 04:19:20 AM »

:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / fair & lovely....

« on: June 08, 2011, 04:16:08 AM »

Apne “HUSN” peh itna ghuroor na kar
yeh sab 2 din ki “masti” hai
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tera “HUSN” bhi tabtak “QAIME” hai
jab tak.,.,”"FAIR & LOVELY”"sasti hai :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / funny pics...

« on: June 08, 2011, 04:12:29 AM »

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Obama after using fair and lovely .

4 World Peace ....

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Bollywood Actors ....

Kid of Abhishek & Aishwarya ...

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kids...

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Jokes Majaak / OBAMA is tensioned....

« on: June 08, 2011, 04:08:26 AM »

OBAMA is tensioned,

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He got a notification from Facebook

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OSAMA BIN LADEN
accepted your friend request
:D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / maut da frista...

« on: June 07, 2011, 02:14:07 PM »

mot ka firshta
girl sy: apka time over ho chuka hai
girl: bachne ka rasta hai koi???

frishta: yes 1 kissss karo usko jo ye joke parh raha hai
girl: yaaakh thoooo

teri meharbani

tu jan kad : : :

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Jokes Majaak / ab kya kroge?

« on: June 07, 2011, 02:06:56 PM »

ek admi ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi..

logon ne poocha : ab kya kroge?

admi :
karna kiya hai,

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ab gaddi aap chalaunga. . .* :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / nek singh de kam dekh lao...

« on: June 07, 2011, 02:01:52 PM »

nek singh was drunk & came home late.

to avoid dad's scolding he quietly took laptop & started working

dad : are u drunk?
nek : no
dad: then what r u doing with my suitcase? :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / zaleel hone ki adat..

« on: June 07, 2011, 01:59:43 PM »

acchi baat ko sabko acchi lagti hai..
lekin jab tume kisi ki buri baat bi buri na lage to samjho tume pyaarr....
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pyaar nahi hua hai,, zaleel hone ki aadat hogai hai :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / maar sale koo...

« on: June 07, 2011, 01:53:37 PM »

ek lady apne boyfriend ke saath ghoom rahi thi ki itne me uska husband a gaya or boyfriend ko marne laga

lady- maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai

(itne me boyfriend ko josh aaya or wo husband ko marne laga)
lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai.... :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 2 type ki ladkiya ...

« on: June 07, 2011, 01:51:34 PM »

‎pj par 2 type ki ladkiyo ke piche mat bhago
a) jiske pichhe main hoon, kyuki woh tumko kabi nai milegi !!!
b) jiske pichhe mai nai hoon, kyunki jo mujse nai pati, wo tumse kya pategi!!! :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / munni vs sheela lol...

« on: June 07, 2011, 01:48:25 PM »

hate letter by "munni"-
dear sheila,
aag lage teri jawani ko
khatam kar di meri badnaami ko
ab sab ke hoton pe hai tera naam
saale bhul gaye mera "zandu baam"!! :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / status update...lol

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:59:11 AM »

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Pics / ☬ ਜੱਟ ਤੇ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਦਾ ਕਦੇ ਪਿੱਛਾ ਨਹੀ ਕਰੀਦਾਂ ☬ jad bacha c...

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:57:52 AM »

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Shayari / Samundar nu keh do ...

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:53:10 AM »

Samundar nu keh do k apni lehra nu sambaal k rakhe..
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Jindagi nu tabaah karn lyi saade apne hi kaafi ne... :cry: :cry:

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Shayari / ਕਦੇ ਮੰਗੇਂ ਛੱਲਾ ਕਦੇ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨੀ,

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:49:50 AM »

ਕਦੇ ਮੰਗੇਂ ਛੱਲਾ ਕਦੇ ਮੁੰਦਰੀ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨੀ,
ਏਦਾਂ ਕਦੇ ਸੋਹਣੀਏਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਗੱਲੀਂ-ਬਾਤੀਂ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਜਾਨ ਪੈਰਾਂ ’ਚ ਵਿਛਾਉਂਦੇ,
ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲ਼ੇ ਭੱਜਣ ਓਹ ਯਾਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਸਿਰ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਸੋਹਣਿਆ ਨਿਭਾਉਣੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਪੈਂਦੀਆਂ,
ਸਿਰੀਂ ਬੰਨ੍ਹ ਪੱਗ ਸਰਦਾਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਓਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਫਜ਼ੂਲ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਏ,
ਜਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਨੈਣ ਦੋ ਤੋਂ ਚਾਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਝਗੜਾ ਮੁਕਾਅ ਲਵੋ ਬਹਿ ਕੇ ਗੱਲੀਂ-ਬਾਤੀਂ,
ਮਸਲੇ ਦਾ ਹੱਲ ਹਥਿਆਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ।
ਆਪਣਾ ਜੇ ਚਾਹਵੇਂ ਸਭਨਾਂ ਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਕਰ,
ਰੋਅਬ ਨਾਲ਼ ਕਦੇ ਸਤਿਕਾਰ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ

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Jokes Majaak / dil tu bacha hai g....

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:46:21 AM »

Ek ladki se ek ladke ne dil maanga

ladki ne kaha, kal dungi...

Next day ladki apne sath baccha lekar aayi or ladke ko de diya

Btao Q???

Kyuki...

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Dil to Bacha hai g...................
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / saghi te punjab singh....

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:44:27 AM »

punjab singh: Tu mera dil jalaya, oh jalke rakh ho gaya. :cry: :cry:
saghi: Teri eh kurbani waste nahi jaugi. :
Tu rakh mere ghar bhej de, bartan manjan de kam aaugi. :D: :D: __________________

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Jokes Majaak / degree.....

« on: June 07, 2011, 04:41:46 AM »

Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C
Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha Meri
Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai… :stopit: :stopit:

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Shayari / tutda taara...

« on: June 06, 2011, 12:41:24 PM »

lok aksar tutde taare tu kus na kus mangde rehde ne,

par jo khud he tut gaya osne kise nu ki dena...

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Pics / fateh de kam ...

« on: June 06, 2011, 04:06:16 AM »

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