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« on: July 05, 2011, 05:25:22 AM »
Large state: maha rastra
Place of king: raja sthan
Queen field: rani khet
Mr. city: sri nager
Rhythm of eyes: nani taal
Face: surat
Unmarried gal: kanya kumri
God's state: hari dwar
Brick city: ita nagar
Saint hair: rishi kesh
Call end: kol kata
No zip: chen nai
Come on sun: arun aa chal
Cum in evning: aa saam
Go n come: go a
and finally do drama: kar natak
602
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:11:46 AM »
sandhu Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa :sad:
tut paina:Kon Hai Waha?  :
sandhu:Miyaaaun! :happy:
tut paina:Kon Hai? :14:
sandhu:Miyaaunn :happy:
tut paina:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? :angr:
sandhu: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. ;-> :D:
603
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:08:13 AM »
American Lifestyle-
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Daughter-
"Sorry dad, I got married yesterday. ..
Forgot to invite you"
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Dad-
"Its Okay, But don't forget NEXT TIME" :D: :D: :D:
604
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:06:42 AM »
Ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english,
hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.
Admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
Who r u??
Tota:- i m parrot.
......
Admi:- tum kaun ho??
Tota:- main tota hu.
Admi:- tu kaun hai??
Tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda....
Girl 2 her blind bf
Girl: Kaash tum dekh sakte ki main kitni khubsurat hu....
Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya ankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte..
...
Andha hu, pagal nahi..... __________________
:D: :D:
605
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:04:26 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਲਈ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੇਖਣ ਲਈ ਲੜਕੀ ਵਾਲਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਗਿਆ 
ਜਦ ਇਹ ਓਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਪਹੁੰਚਿਆ ਤਾਂ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ  ਬੇਹੋਸ਼ ਹੋ ਗਈ
ਹੋਸ਼ ਆਉਣ ਤੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਬੇਜੋਸ਼ੀ ਦਾ ਕਾਰਣ ਪੁਛਿਆ :wait:
ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਇਹ ਮੁੰਡਾ 25 ਸਾਲ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਦੇਖਣ ਆਇਆ ਸੀ :D: :D: :D:
606
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:01:43 AM »
Mom :wait: :roopal Q ro rhi ho? :sad:
roopal:Teacher ne mara hy :cry:
Mom:Q Mara? :wait:
roopal:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha :happy:
Mom:Q kaha? :wait:
roopal: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha.. :D: :D: :D:
607
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:58:31 AM »
608
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:57:39 AM »
609
« on: June 23, 2011, 06:34:47 AM »
life ho tu asi ...
monday ko dosti ...
tuesday ko pyar ...
wednesday ko mangni ...
thursday ko barat ...
friday ko fighting ...
saturday ko talaq ...
sunday ko rest ...
aur
monday ko next ... :D: :D:
610
« on: June 23, 2011, 06:06:12 AM »
611
« on: June 23, 2011, 06:04:34 AM »
612
« on: June 23, 2011, 05:51:08 AM »
ਮਿੱਟੀ ਦੇ ਖਿਡਾਉਣੇ ਹਾਂ, ਕੁਝ ਪਲ ਦੇ ਪਰਾਹੁਣੇ ਹਾਂ, ਕਿਉਂ ਸੱਚ, ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ, ਇਹ ਖ਼ਾਬ ਨਿਗਾਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ।
ਕੁਝ ਮਹਿਕ, ਮੁਹੱਬਤ ਦੀ, ਆਪਾਂ ਵੀ ਹੰਢਾ ਲਈਏ, ਐਵੇਂ ਨਾ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਜਾਵੇ, ਇਹ ਵਕਤ, ਸਲਾਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ।
613
« on: June 23, 2011, 05:48:48 AM »
ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਦੇ ਕਿਨਾਰੇ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੁੜੀ ਬੇਠੈ ਸਨ॥ :waitin:
ਕੁੜੀ ਨੇ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਤੂੰ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਿਉ ਏ? :wait: :wait:
ਮੁੰਡਾ ਨੇ ਰੇਤ ਤੇ ਲਿਖਿਆ.... :laugh:
........ਜਰਦਾ ਲਾਇਆ ਹੋਇਆ................ :D: :D:
614
« on: June 23, 2011, 05:44:26 AM »
fateh:- hi meri jaan meri sohni mera chitt karda tery reshmi bala nal khailda rhaa .. boht he pearey lagdey ney
Girl :- nakli baala da bigg utardi hoi ..ah lawo g khail leo tey tey please kall swair tak de jana main colage v jana aa dubara pa k :D: :D:
615
« on: June 21, 2011, 05:10:32 AM »
desi kaur math dey paper ch Gidha pa rahi c
Ik janey ney puchia nee tu kee kari jandi eh
desi ney fatt Jwaab Dita
MENU MERE DOST KEHNDEY C HAR STEP DEY NUMBER MILDEY NEY
:D:
616
« on: June 21, 2011, 05:08:52 AM »
Little Kid.....Uncle Uncle Ah Dukan Te Ki Vikda Aa :waitin:
galib....Beta Eh Jeweller Di Dukan Aa Ithe Gold Vikda :happy:
Little Kid(Thori Der Badd)...Uncle Uncle Ah Dukan Te Ki Vikda Aa :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:
galib....Putt Tenu Dasia Te Hai Sona,Chandi Sab Vikda Aah :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:
Little Kid.....Uncle Uncle Ah Dukan Te Ki Vikda Aa :waitin:
galib.. :14: :14: Gadhe Vikde Aa Tu Laina Aa
Little sandhu.....Acha :waitin: Tussi Single Piece Hi Reh Gaye Ke Hor Koi Gadha Bhi Bachiya :D: :D:
galib.... :13: :13:
617
« on: June 21, 2011, 05:04:53 AM »
sadi gali de chakkar launde launde
kute ohde yaar ho gaye
sada tan ki hona c ohne
par oh kutteya de sardar ho gaye ..... :D: :D: :D:
618
« on: June 21, 2011, 05:03:30 AM »
Marriage Tip:
If Wife Wants To Get
Husband's Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable. :sad:
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife's Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy :happy:
619
« on: June 21, 2011, 05:01:15 AM »
A Management Student
Hugs A Girl.. :happy:
Girl: What's This ? :14:
Boy: Direct Marketing. . :happy: .
*Girl Slaps The Boy*  : :
Boy: What's This? :sad:
Girl: Customer Feedback :D: :D:
620
« on: June 21, 2011, 04:58:40 AM »
Boy was late to reach home.
His father "kaha tha tu?"
boy= "Friend ke yahaa tha."
Father called his 10 friendS
4 answered:
"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"3 answered:
"abhi just nikla hai"2 answered:
"yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya"...?
1 ne to had kar di
He Answerd:
"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"... :D: :D: :D:
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