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« on: September 10, 2011, 03:44:22 AM »
galib.., let kr gaane ga raha tha :balle: :balle:.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga.. :rockon:
tut paina, ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..  : :
galib..,: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 10, 2011, 03:41:11 AM »
Girl :- Koun Ho Tum ?
Boy :- Hasrat Tumhari..
Girl :- Dekhte Kya Ho ?
Boy :- Surat Tumhari..
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Girl :- Karte Kya Ho ?
Boy :- Pooja Tumhari..
Girl :- Kafir Ho Kya ?
Boy :- Jo Bhi Samjho..
Girl :- Chahte Kya Ho ?
Boy :- Mohabbat Tumhari..
Girl :- Pachtayoge Tum ?
Boy :- Kismat Humari..
Girl :- Shadi Shuda Hu Mein ?
Boy :- Pahle Bhonk Deti Manhus Naari..
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 10, 2011, 03:37:51 AM »
sanj --> Gehri Soch mai thii ! :wait:
silky ---> Kya soch rahi hoo ? :waitin:
Sanj ---> Yeh Zee News walo ko kaise pta chal jaata hai ? :wait:
silky---> kya ?
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Sanj --> Yehi ke aap dekh rahe hai Zee News :wait: :wait: :wait:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 10, 2011, 03:33:21 AM »
Gabar: ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur: lele,kalia k bi lele,Basanti k b lele,Jay or Veeru tum bi dedo
Durga mata ban ja saleya!
Gbr:oho sory yar tu ta SERIOUS HI LE GIYA....
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 10, 2011, 03:30:47 AM »
Khrgosh de +2 ch 75% aye te kachue de 50%. Phir v kachue di bank wich job lag gayi..
Why?
Why
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Sports quota . MITRA NE NIKKE HUNDE race jo jiti c :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 10, 2011, 02:32:57 AM »
vekho pj de fukre sade bare galla pae karde ne,
bina gal tu ser sade te jande charde ne...
grenade singh ji samjo ehna nu kus ta matt de,
na samje ta kan thale ik adhi rakh deo...
matta devan sanu, samjde eh niaane ne ,
kaun samjave ehna nu,ehna tu sade kutte seane ne...
j koi dil vch sak ta gal muh te aa k kar mitra,
pith piche aa fukrebazi kar eve ser na char mitra...
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« on: September 09, 2011, 02:23:27 PM »
dil lai k yaara sajna da neelam na kariaa,
jisde nal naata jod lavo kade ilzam na dhariaa...
ishq de baazi jitan nalo haari he changi aa,
par apne kus jazbaatan lai sajna nu badnam na kariaa....
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« on: September 09, 2011, 02:17:39 PM »
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« on: September 09, 2011, 02:15:42 PM »
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« on: September 09, 2011, 07:26:54 AM »
ek baccha bus mein bus driver ke peeche vaali seat mein baitha aur apne aap se bolna shuru kiya:- agar mera baap billi aur ma chipkali hoti to mein ek half lizard half billi hota.
bus driver ne pehle ussay bardaasht kiya.
baccha dobara bola:- "agar meri maa dinosaur aur baap choonti hota to mein half choonti half dinosaur hota.
iss tarha baccha bolta gaya bolta gaya
bus driver ney bus rokdee aur bacchay se poocha:- agar tera baap ghunda hota aur maa nautanki hoti to phir tu kya hota???
bachchay ne jawab diya: to mein bus driver hota
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 09, 2011, 02:00:43 AM »
karam singh te mehak Dono station te train di wait kar rahe hunde ne.
thori der baad PUNJAB MAIL train aa gyi...
karam singh bhajj ke PUNJAB MAIL TRAIN ch baith janda hai..
te mehak nu kahnda -->> Jado PUNJAB FEMALE train aaugi aa jaavi.. ok.. :happy: :happy:
mehak..--> :wait: :wait:ok.. :balle: :balle:
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« on: September 09, 2011, 01:55:23 AM »
Zindagi vich ik gall hamesha
yaad rakheo..
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TRAIN kadi penchar nahi
hundi.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 09, 2011, 01:53:09 AM »
ਟੁੱਟਗੀ ਸਪੀਕਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੀਡ ਮਾਰਦੀ
ਅਸ਼ਿਕ਼ਾ ਨੂੰ nett ਦੀ ਸਪੀਡ ਮਾਰਦੀ....
Yarra ਨੂੰ ਤਾ ਬੁਰਾ ਜੇਹਾ ਕੁਮੇਟ ਮਾਰਦਾ...
ਯਾ fake id ਦਾ ਸਸਪੈਂਸ ਮਾਰਦਾ...
DIN-RAAT chat ਦੀ ਬਿਮਾਰੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ...
facebook ਉੱਤੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰੀ ਮਾਰਦੀ. . . :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:57:17 AM »
” Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay
Aur Aane Wali Saato’n Naslai’n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ”
Kutya Ne Kuttay
Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . :D: :D:
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:54:24 AM »
ਗਮ ਚ ਰੋਂਦਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਹਸਾਇਆ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ
ਸਮੁਦਰ ਚੋ ਪਾਣੀ ਹਥਿਆਇਆ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ
ਬਣਨ ਵਾਲੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪੇ ਬਣ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਹਨ
ਜਬਰਦਸਤੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਣਾਇਆ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:50:08 AM »
ਹਿੰਮਤ ਨਾ ਹਾਰੋ,ਰੱਬ ਨੂੰ ਨਾ ਵਿਸਾਰੋ,
ਹੱਸਦੇ ਮੁਸੱਕੁਰਾਂਦੇ ਹੋਏ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਗੁਜਾਰੋ;
ਮੁਸ਼ਕਿਲਾਂ,ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਦਾ ਕਰਨਾ ਹੈ ਖਾਤਮਾ,
ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾਂ ਕਹੰਦੇ ਰਹੋ ਤੇਰਾ ਸ਼ੁਕਰ ਹੈ ਪਰਮਾਤਮਾ ||
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:46:37 AM »
Usne Kaha Mujh Se
Usne Kaha Mujh Se Kitna Piyar Hai?
Mein Ne Kaha Sitaro Ka Bhe Koi SHUMAR Hai.
Usne Kaha Kaun Rehta Hai Dil Mein?
Mein Ne Kaha Dil Pay Jis Ka IKHTIYAR Hai
Usne Kaha Kia Tohfa Hai Manpasand?
Mein Ne Kaha Wohi Ek Shaam Jo Eb Tak UDHAR Hai.
Usne Kaha Senkro Gham Hai ZINDAGI Mein?
Mein Ne Kaha Sahe lu gi Jub Sath GHAMSAR Hai.
Usne Kaha Sath Kab Tak NIBHAO Ge?
Mein ne Kaha Jab Tak Ye SANS Ke Taar Hai.
Usne Kaha Mujhe YAQEEN aae Kis Terha?
Mein Ne Kaha Mera Naam hi AITBAR Hai…
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:41:29 AM »
Bhul ke aukaat main khawaab dekhe taareyan de,
Aatma nu rog m darauna jeha laa leya,
khaang sane chaj naal roya v ni janda,
golan de bhulekhe gul bhakre da khaa leya,
kaalje da sek haale tak v ni seet hoyea,
maagh de mahine subah panj vaari naah leya,
vaa bina udd chale kaakh sadi kuli utton,
jidan da yr nain chubara laage paa leya,
ful ki c dena mainu hath v ni laun dinde,
hun ni m rakha behna lobhian de baagh da,
ohle chupe bhanve saanu zeher v piya de koi,
samne ni peeta janda jhootha doodh naag da,
suneya jawan hoke udd geya aalne cho,
suneya m ghuggi bacha paaleya c kaagh da,
samne mohallan vich baalda c diva,
jihnu vekhda jeet 20 saal reha jaagda...................
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:33:51 AM »
ik vaar sekhon amli(silky da gharwala) de ghar police aunde a,,,,,
te police valla amli(sekhon) nu kehnda:thode ghare visphotak samagre hon barre pata lagga hai,,,,, :happy:
amli(sekhon) kehnda:g ajje ta oh avde paike gye hoi a :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:13: :13: :13: :13:te police valla sun ke
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« on: September 08, 2011, 02:28:28 AM »
When muskaan got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school.
Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.
She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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