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« on: August 02, 2011, 02:38:58 PM »
462
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »
 Nikal ja hun...
463
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:35:37 PM »
galib chup chaap narak to swarg ch vad gaya. :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
Jado Swarg ch ih gal sab nu pata laggi ta ohna ne galib nu bada kuttiya ..... :comeon: :comeon:
Maar khan to baad galib ik dam uthiya te kapde chad da hoya boliya, " Tuhadiya iho jahia harkata kar k hi koi swarg ni aanda"
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
464
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:31:04 PM »
Wah Wah Maula Ishq Di Pauri ,Aashiq Nit Charre
Is Isha De raah Vich, Duniyan Rore Roj Dharre
465
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:18:43 PM »
In morning?
I MISS U!
In noon?
I MISS U!
In afternoon?
I MISS U!
In evening?
I MISS U!
BUT AT NIGHT...
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..
..
..
MAINU NINDER AA JANDI HAI!
:excited: :excited:
466
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:16:58 PM »
Amli hotel me gya,'' WAITER Idhar a jao, jaldi ik surili c TEA le kar aao,
WAITER," OYE AMLIYA, sade Hotel ch Majh da doodh anda, Miss Pooja ni Singing
karn andi, jo ake TEA surili kru :D: :D: :D:
467
« on: August 02, 2011, 02:14:52 PM »
ikk war kise jatt ne navi trali bnva layi...
oas nu har koi pa k lai jaya kar..na koi puchya kare ,na koi dasya kare...
malak ne trali de piche likha ditta..MISS POOJA..
kise ne puchya..yaar eh kyo likya hai.????
malak kehnda..yaar koi puchda ni dasda ni..jeehda g karda lai janda...
:rockon: :rockon:
468
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:37:02 AM »
Oh ta ik chotti jehi gall to eda naraaj ho gyi.
ਓਹ ਤਾ ਇਕ ਛੋਟੀ ਜੇਹੀ ਗੱਲ ਤੋ ਏਦਾ ਨਾਰਾਜ ਹੋ ਗਈ .
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jive oh kyi chir to ik bahane di talaash vich c......$
ਜਿਵੇ ਓਹ ਕਈ ਚਿਰ ਤੋ ਇਕ ਬਹਾਨੇ ਦੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਵਿਚ ਸੀ ......
469
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:34:45 AM »
dil te roya, aaj akh v royi,, jad tutt da e dil baar baar koi
khush reh yaara, tenu dua meri lagge,,, aaj jit ke v bazi hr giya e koi
470
« on: August 01, 2011, 09:26:44 AM »
Loki baagan cho GULAAB lai aaye ...
Husan de rangeen khawaab lai aaye ..
Sanu chahida si Jeen da sahara ...
THEKE khulle si asi sharab lai aaye ... :rockon: :rockon:
472
« on: July 31, 2011, 06:01:54 PM »
ਇਹਨਾ ਆਸ਼ਕਾ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰਨ 8 ਚੀਜਾ''
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਭੇਦ ਮਾਰੂ ਦੂਜਾ ਕੱਚਾ ਤੰਦ ਮਾਰੂ''
ਤੀਜਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਭੁਲੇਖੇ ਦੇ ਜਾਣ ਰਗੜੇ '......
ਚੋਥਾ ਕੁੱਤਾ ਤੇ ਛਣਕਦੀ ਵੰਗ ਮਾਰੂ''
ਛੇਵੀਂ ਚੀ੍ਜ ਮਹਿਬੂਬ ਲਈ ਬਹੁਤ ਮਾੜੀ''
ਵਿੱਚ ਅੰਬਰ ਦੇ ਚਮਕਦਾ ਚੰਦ ਮਾਰੂ''
ਜੇਕਰ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਬੱਚ ਗਿਆ ਵੈਲੀਆ ਵੇ'
ਫੇਰ ਨਸ਼ਾ ਵਿਸ਼ਾ ਮਾਰੂ ਜਾਂ ਖੰਘ ਮਾਰੂ;;
473
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:57:09 PM »
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Restaurant Manager: ' Why are you looking worried?'
Chef: 'There are lot of ants in soup and other cooked food. I do not know what to do.'
Restaurant Manager: ' Don't worry. I will annownce that today we are having Chinese Food festival! :D: :D: :D:
474
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:43:04 AM »
Hum dard jheelne se nahi darte
Per us dard ke khatam hone ki koi aas to ho,
Dard chahe kitna bhi dardnaak ho
Par dard dene wale ko uska ehsaas to ho
476
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have anybananas?
- No, I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have anybananas? (asks the monkey)
- No, I have not got anybananas!!!
- Do you have anybananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No, I don't.
- Do you have anybananas?
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
477
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:11:27 AM »
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
:excited: :excited: :excited:
478
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:24:23 PM »
ਚੱਲਦੀਆ ਹਵਾਵਾਂ ਚੋ ਆਵਾਜ ਆਵੇਗੀ _________♥
ਹਰ ਧੜਕਣ ਚੋ ਇੱਕ ਫਰੀਆਦ ਆਵੇਗੀ,__________♥
ਭਰ ਦਵਾਗਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਦਿੱਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਿਆਰ ਇੰਨਾ,__________♥
ਕਿ ਸਾਹ ਵੀ ਲਵੇਗਾ ਤਾ ਮੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਆਵੇਗੀ,__________!♥!
479
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:20:38 PM »
ਅਰਮਾਨ ਵੀ ਬਥੇਰੇ ਸੀ ਪਰ
ਸਾਹਾ ਦੀ ਵੀ ਕਮੀ ਸੀ
ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆ ਵੀ ਬੜੀਆ ਸੀ ਪਰ
...
ਅੱਖਾ ਵਿਚ ਨਮੀ ਸੀ
ਹੋਰ ਮਿਲ ਗਏ ਬਥੇਰੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਜਾਨ ਤੋ
ਵੱਧ ਚੁਹਣ ਵਾਲੇ
ਬਸ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਤੇਰੀ ਇਕ
ਕਮੀ ਸੀ____
480
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:25:33 AM »
ਕੰਦਾ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਦਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਹਰ ਰਾਤ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਦੀ ਹੈ....
ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਲਗਦਾ ਹੈ ਓ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਹੀ ਫਿਰਦੀ ਹੈ..
ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਰੇਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਬਾਤਾਂ ਪਾ ਪਾ ਹਾਰ ਗਏ...
ਓ ਚੰਨ ਬੰਨ ਕੇ ਹੁਣ ਗੈਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਚਮਕ ਰਹੀ....
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਭੁਲਾਵਾਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਓਸ ਮਹਿਬੂਬਾ ਨੂ....
ਜੋ ਗੁਜੀਆਂ ਸੱਟਾਂ ਬੰਨ ਕੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਰੜ੍ਹਕ ਰਹੀ....
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