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Jokes Majaak / gita mai likha ha ........
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:07:06 PM »
Gita me likha hai










are yaha nahi gita me likha hai 

4242
Jokes Majaak / chakar kya ha..........
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:04:50 PM »
Maikal: boss, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai
kya karen ? ajit: ise revaalving chair mein daal do
pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai

4243
Jokes Majaak / sona kha par ha.........
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:04:14 PM »
Robert: boss , sona kahan hai ? ( where is the gold ? ) ajit: kahin par bhi so jao robert

4244
Jokes Majaak / chiness bacha..........
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:03:37 PM »
Robert: boss, mere teen bacche hue, unko kya naam doon?
ajit: ek ka naam rakhna peter, doosre ka maikal, aur teesre ka cha ling chu
robert: par cha ling chu kyoon?
ajit: bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa chinese hota hai

4245
Jokes Majaak / ajit............
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:01:40 PM »
scene - ajit get%u2019s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela
) ajit: maikal, is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do
maikal: lekin kyon baas? ajit: bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
he he he

4246
Shayari / tainu apna kehn nu jee karda.......
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:58:57 PM »
Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
 khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
 rabb jaane saada ki rishta tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai

4247
Shayari / mitha bol...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:57:25 PM »
Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,
saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,
rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,
 saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya

4248
Shayari / na mathey............
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:56:04 PM »
Na mathey di lakir dekhi,
na hattan te likhi taqdeer dekhi,
hanjuan de wich dub gaya yaar tera,
jad teri tasveer dekhi,
pher so na sakya, jad sutta ta supne ch bani tu heer vekhi,
tu heer ban k sanu chhad challi,
hun sandhu nu bande fakeer dekhi

4249
Shayari / rabb te yaar..........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:53:05 PM »
Rabb da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma, te yaar nu tarse akh,
 duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
 sab to mehanga sab to aukha ik khuda te ik yaar

4250
Shayari / fiteh muh.........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:51:43 PM »
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
aur humare dil se awaaz nikli
fiteh mooh tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

4251
Shayari / akhiyan..................
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:49:35 PM »
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
bada dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

4252
Shayari / isaq isaq................
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:48:37 PM »
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
 par koi channa( a river) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
 ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

4253
Shayari / suraj chade...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:47:29 PM »
Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda
tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
 sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! gud morning

4254
Jokes Majaak / sardar and sardarni .............
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:46:19 PM »
Sardarni = kyun g tusi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? sardar = oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho to pehle nal ghar pahoonch jayiye!

4255
Jokes Majaak / jatt di ladayi...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:45:03 PM »
Jatt di ladayi: jatt: mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai
ik hor aadmi ne keha sardar 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne
jatt: meinu patta se tu v bolega is laye tere v gin laye ne
 

4256
Shayari / marr javange...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:43:53 PM »
Tussi hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
 tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
 ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

4257
Shayari / sohne sohne.........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:42:51 PM »
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
 vekhan waale bada pasand karde
 sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

4258
Shayari / ma haal ................
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:26:14 AM »
Ma haal ohna da puch baitha,
chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne;
 meri sochan de vich raat gayi,
khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne

4259
Shayari / aashiq...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:23:09 AM »
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de..
 saade kol gora rang nahi..
 saada dil ta ohna de naal hai.
 par oh saade sang nahi.

4260
Shayari / assi maut ................
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:20:27 AM »
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
 sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
 assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

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