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« on: August 07, 2011, 07:52:42 AM »
ਜਿਦਗੀ ਦੀ ਹੁਣ ਤਾ ਬਸ ਏਨੀ ਕਥਾ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
ਸੜ ਗਈ ਪੁਸਤਕ ਇਕ ਬਚਿਆ ਸਫਾ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
ਉਡ ਕੇ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਚੀਰੇ ਸਨ ਕਦੇ ਸੱਤ ਅਸਮਾਨ
ਲੋਕ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਕਿ ਹੁਣ ਤਾਂ ਬਸ ਖਲਾ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
ਜਿਦਗੀ ਹੰਝੂਂ ਕਦੀ ਤਾਰਾ ਕਦੀ ਜੁਗਨੂੰ ਬਣੀ
ਮੈ ਬਦਲਦੇ ਰੰਗ ਇਸਦੇ ਵੇਖਦਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
ਰੰਗ ਸੁਰ ਖੁਸ਼ਬੂ ਹਵਾ ਮੋਸਮ ਘਟਾ ਏਂ ਜਾ ਸਦਾ
ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀ ਰੂਪ ਹੈ ਮੈ ਸੋਚਦਾ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
ਤੂੰ ਮਿਤਰਾ ਨੂੰ ਲਾਰੇ ਲਾਕੇ ਛੱਤਰੀ ਤੋ ਉਡ ਗਈ
ਇਕ ਥਾ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਇਤਜਾਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਰੁੱਖ ਬਣਿਆ ਹੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ
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« on: August 07, 2011, 07:43:03 AM »
dete hai kyu yeh dard bas hami ko,
kya samjhenge woh in aankho ki nami ko,
lakho deewane ho jis chand ke,
woh kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko…
423
« on: August 07, 2011, 03:49:32 AM »
a kanjus boy fell in love with kanjus girl
girl:jab dad so jayenge to me gali me sikka phenkungi.
tum awaz sunkar turant andar a jana.
lekin boy sikka phekne ke 1 ghante baad aya.
girl:itni der ku laga di ?
boy:wo mein sikka dhund raha tha.
girl:pagal wo to "mene dhaga bandh ke phenka tha wapas khench lia"...
:D: :D: :D:
424
« on: August 07, 2011, 03:47:55 AM »
eik charsi ne doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
aur khoob dawat urrai,
subha jab ghar aya to bakra ghar main mojud tha, bivi se pocha bakra kahan se aya?
bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha kuttay ko kahan lay kr gay thy?
:excited: :excited:
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« on: August 07, 2011, 03:41:08 AM »
marjana gill:
is sheeshay ki kya guarantee hai?
dukandar:
ap isko 100 manzil se nichey girao,ye sheesha
99 manzil tak nhi tootey ga.
gill 22:
jee oye!
ker dey pack!:-)
426
« on: August 07, 2011, 03:31:43 AM »
daku bank lutne gye
gun ghr me bhul gye
fir b bank lut lia
kese
bank manager marjana gill, bola-
koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena :happy: :happy: :happy:
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« on: August 07, 2011, 03:25:09 AM »
1 bhikhari(marjana gill) ko lottery lagi to us ne ek mandir banwaya.
2nd bhikhari(tut paina)-tune mandir kyu banaya?
1st-iske saamne ab main akele hi bheek manguga
heheheehe :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
428
« on: August 07, 2011, 03:18:24 AM »
afsos hota hai us pal
jab apni pasand koi chura leta hai.
hum khwabo me dekha karte hai use
aur haqiqat koi aur bana leta hai...
:break: :break: :break:
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« on: August 07, 2011, 03:16:23 AM »
how girls feel sorry after hurting their boyfriends.
day 1=sorry
day 2=sorry plz
day 3=just talk 2 me once janu
day 4=plz listen jan
day 5=plz itna naraz mat ho
day 6=iam sholy na i will die agar
tmnay bat nahi ki &
next day-
sau larkey ghumtey hain tere jese.
sar pey he char gya
kuta kahin ka.dafa ho :-d;-)
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
430
« on: August 07, 2011, 03:12:16 AM »
kal raat bahut dino k baad book kholi to ehsaas hua...
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ki book kholne k baad jo nind aati h wo nind ki goli khane k baad b nhi aati.. :d
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:45:07 AM »
2 pandito me ladai ho rhi thi.
bhut der ho gai, to tisre pandit ne pucha kya hua?
to 1 pandit bola jab mai " lehsun pyaz " nai khata to is sale ne murge me dala kyu?
:cooll: :cooll:
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:28:19 AM »
biwi
yeh aksar rasoi or tv k samne payi jati hai ya mobile se chpki milti hai.
is jeev ka poustik aahar hai pati ka bheja
ye jeev pani kam, khoon jyada piti hai
inhe aksr naraz hone ka natak karte hue dekha jata hai
is jeev ka sabse khtrnak hathiyar he 'rona' or emotionally blackmail karna
uske sampark me rehane se 'tension' naam ki bimari ho skti h, jiska koi ilaaz nahi.bus inse savdhaan rehna
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:12:36 AM »
santa: library ko hotel samajkr andar gya or chillaya
1 lassi lana
to kisine usse kha
ye library hai..
to santa dhire $e bola
1 lassi lana
santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.
girl-jara underwear dikhana.
santa sharma ke-ji aaj nahi pehni!
kal aana..
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:10:22 AM »
"ek gurudware ke darwaze par likha ek khoobsurat sentence"
kabhi aap dusro ke liye
mang kar dekho..
aapko kabhi apne liye
mangne ki zarurat hi nahi padegi....
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:05:57 AM »
old is gold
girl--apne baal to dekho jaise ghaass ugi ho.
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boy--isliye itni der se me soch raha hu ke mere pass bhens kyu khadi hai !!.
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 06, 2011, 11:04:24 AM »
tut paina class mai hans raha tha ... :laugh: :laugh:
noor class mai khari hoi or boli k stand up..! :14:
kon hoo tum..??
tut paina: tum kon hoo..??
noor: main monitor hoon..
tut paina... . acha to fir main c.p.u hoon..:d.
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« on: August 05, 2011, 11:12:24 AM »
100cc platina
125cc honda
150cc yamah a
160cc apache
180cc pulsar
350cc bullet
kuch bhi khareed lo..
akhir pechhe tan 90cc vali scooty
da hi karna hunda..... .....lol.. :p :d
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 05, 2011, 11:10:11 AM »
wakeel: tumne police officer ki jaib mein jalti
hui ciggrate kyun rakhi ?
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marjana gill: isnay mujhe bola " ager kaam
karwana hai tu pehlay jaib garam karo :)
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 05, 2011, 03:41:27 AM »
aftr robbing d bank, robber 2 clerk: did u see me robbing?
clerk: yes.
robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: did u?
2nd clerk(gill): no, but my wife saw u!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 05, 2011, 03:37:29 AM »
santa ground mein potty karte hue jor se paada,use dekh suwar ke bachche bole-maa hume bhuk lagi hai?
suwar ki maa-thoda ruko beta, abhi cooker mein 1 siti aur bajne do.... :p :) :o :d ;)
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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