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4181
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:04:26 PM »
Well
ek murga bera ziddi hunda us da malik us nu pijre ch warda oh fir pijre de pisho di nikal janda oh fir warda oh fir nikal janda kini war eda karda fir band enu gussa aunda oh murga kha janda but murga ziddi c fir bahar nikal aunda
4182
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:03:35 PM »
Beggar: saab 12rs do na coffee peeni hai
man: lekin coffee to 6rs ki hai? beggar: par saab girlfrend bhi to hai
man: bhikari hokar bhi gf banali
beggar: na saab,gf ne bhikari bana diya
4183
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:02:45 PM »
Janwaran di party chal rahi cee chua 4 peg la ke set cee
billi: j ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi
chua: ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani kut diti
4184
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:01:53 PM »
Some translations in punjabi: yo baby! wassup? ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va? listen buddy, dat chick is mine! o bhaoo, o nikki kukree meri aa ! r u nuts? tu akhrot an oye? rock the party
vattey mar jashan ch
lets hangout! aja bahar lamkiye
4185
« on: September 10, 2008, 03:01:00 PM »
Lalu: rabri, tum to hamara chand ho
rabri: na ji hamka chand vand mat kahiye, ye sasure america wale roj chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai
4186
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:59:05 PM »
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son
wake up, son
itâ„¢s time to go to school! but why, mom? i donâ„¢t want to go
give me two reasons why you donâ„¢t want to go
well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!â„¢ oh, thatâ„¢s no reason not to go to school
come on now and get ready
give me two reasons why i should go to school
well, for one, youâ„¢re 52 years old
and for another, youâ„¢re the principal
4187
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:58:05 PM »
Ek baar ek totaa (bole to parrot) ud raha tha full speed par
uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui¦ totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya
usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya
jab totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha
aur bola, œaalia ¦ jail ¦
woh ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??
4188
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:56:24 PM »
Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi¦
œsuno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho? kyu nahi
ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii¦ aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, œtoh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo
4189
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:55:30 PM »
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le
jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga
haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai
uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, œlao chabi tala main khol deta hoon aur phir sharabee ne kaha, œtala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna
4190
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:54:00 PM »
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission he kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, œnow that™s addition  in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, œnow that™s subtraction  then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation and both together smiled and said, œthat™s multiplication  then her dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision he kicked that boy three blocks away and said, œthat™s long division
4191
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:40:31 PM »
Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich,
tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay,
keta load main card armanaan da vich hijar di bettery pai ay
nit hasrataan naal inno charge kraindan
vich dard di tune bhrai ay
teri yaad de signal aonday ne
par call kaddy nai aai ay
4192
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:39:24 PM »
Dost hon-te hanjuan di vi shaan hundi hai,
dost na hon-te mehfill vi shamshaan hundi ay,
sara khed te dosti da aay,
nai te janaza te baraat
ik samaaan hundi ayy
4193
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:37:39 PM »
Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy,
kity tor k nibhawyn tenu tad pata lagy,
jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,
kisy dukhi nu sunawayn tenu tad pata lagy
4194
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:36:15 PM »
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,
hora ton ki umida si,
jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,
menu yaar ne sayana bana dita
4195
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:35:06 PM »
Mein pucheya rab nu: tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
rab hasseya te boleya: tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai
tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya
4196
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:34:20 PM »
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta
4197
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:33:20 PM »
Dil kare geet ban ke tere bullan te aawan,
dil kare panchi ban ambari udd jaava,
dil kare banna ek taara kade chamka kade tutt jaava,
dil kare banna teriyan akhan de hanjhoo te tere saare dukh pee jaava
4198
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:32:27 PM »
Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga,
das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,
dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye,
das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,
hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puucchdi,
das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan
4199
« on: September 10, 2008, 02:29:22 PM »
Sache rab nal ishq kare koi,
nal sohrat de ishq har koi karda ae
rang savla koi nahi pasand karda,
gore rang te har koi marda ae,
duniya nal nahi pasand sadi
asi vakhri pasand kuch rakde ha,
rang roop sab rab diyan datan ne,
tere mithre bola te asi marde ha
4200
« on: September 09, 2008, 02:48:13 PM »
Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin
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