Kho jaoge toh har manjil ki raah mil jati hai,
sochoge toh har baat ki wajah mil jati hai,
zindgi itni bhi mazbur nahi ae dost
jigar se jiyo toh maut bhi jine ki adaa ban jati hai

 

Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
 usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon

CHALO DASO CHAT TE  KURIA GUSSA KYO KARDEA NE
1.OHNA NU GAL BARDAST NAI HUNDI
2.JA APNE AAP VICH AKAR KARDEA NE
3.JA EHNU APNI SAAN SAMJDEA NE
4.JA SAREEF MUNDEA NU DRAUN LAI EVE KARDEA NE
5. JA PAGAL HUNDEA NE
6.JA EHNA NU MUNDEA NAL KOI PROBLUM HUNDI EE
7.JA GHARDEA DA GUSSA CHAT TE KADDEA NE
8.APNI JOB JA STUDY TU DUKHI HUNDEA TA KAR K
9.JA EH DASNA CHUNDEA  MUNDEA NU KUS
10.JA EHNA NU HOR KOI KAM NAI HUNDA

Pyar karo to dohka mat dena
us ko aansuo ka tofa mat dena
dil se roye koi aapko yaad karke
aise kisi ko moka mat dena 

Sapne saare tod ke baithe hain,
Dil ke armaan chhod ke baithe hain,
Na kijiye humse wafa ki ummeed,
Abhi abhi dil ke tukde jod ke baithe hain

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.


Designation :

Junior girl friend ( Trainee)


Experience :

Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)


Other Requirement:

Should have the Potential to do street
Bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar,
But is subjective.


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Perks and incentives:


Total gross ( Monthly ) :


2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.


Net Deductions (Monthly):


Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)


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PlZ NOTE:


1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.


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There is more:


For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!


Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :


Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
To the email address via mail


Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO. Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)

Asin likh-likh chithian paunde rahe
oh bin pade hi teeli launde rahe,

ise umeed wich lang gayi zindagi saadi,
oh rusde rahe asin manaunde rahe

Kar yaad beetey din puraneya nu
jede kadi katte assi naal c
oh sohne jehe mulkatan de mausam nu
jo din to ban gye saal c
hass lavi do pal layi
je badli ohi chayi hove
ek khat te kadi pa ve sajna
je kade yaad saadi ayi hove.........

mukh mod k ek pal layi
sada da vichoda pa baithe
ona rahan de vich chad sannnu
dilon tussi bhula baithe
hon ik ahat v mainu jagaundi h
jiven dastak tu payi hove
ek vari vede saade aa ve sajna
je kade yaad saadi ayi hove...

je kade yaad saadi aayi hove....
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Zindagi ch jitan da shauk si rakhdi,
par tere ton haran piche vi koi majburi si,

 sharat hundi tan sab kuj vaar ke vi jit lendi,
par tere jitan lai mere harna vi zaroori si

hasdeyan naina nu rona de gaye...
vekho ki dil da parhona de gaye...
akhiyan ch hanju, dil de vich udaasi...
hath sade udeekan da oh khidona de gaye...
sadke "jag_jeet" ohna sajjna teh...
jhoothe pyar nu v wafaa naal jo nibhauna de gaye...