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« on: August 10, 2011, 05:17:21 PM »
Hum to luta chuke hain sab kuch pyar mein,
ab chain se wo bhi kahan soti hogi,
Ji rahe hain milan ke chand lamhon ke sahare,
wo bhi akele mein meri yaad mein roti hogi,
lai ke meri tasvir apne hath main,
os se koi baat karne ki sochti hogi.......
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« on: August 10, 2011, 05:10:21 PM »
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 10, 2011, 05:07:48 PM »
Happy_Moment
Height Of Happiness-
galib Got Job In Girls Hostel
...After 2 Months
Owner Asked- Why Don't U Come 2 Take Ur Salary :he:
gill galib - Wah, Salary B Milegi :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:.=p
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« on: August 10, 2011, 11:56:59 AM »
Teacher : Pyaar Hoo jaata hai yaa karna padta hai......?
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Student : Ladki sunder hoo or scooty par ho , to pyaar hoo jaata hai ♥
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...Magar
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Ladki Badsurat ho aur Honda City mai hoo to krna padta hai !!!! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 10, 2011, 10:47:14 AM »
kon kehta hai ki aadmi apni kismat khud likhta hai,
agar yeh sach hai too kismat mein etna dard kyon hai...
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« on: August 10, 2011, 10:43:57 AM »
o keh gaye ki mera intzar na kari....
main kaha v te mere te itbar na kari....
o kehnde ne ki mainu tere naal piyar nahi.....
par fir v tu kise hor naal piyar na kari...
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« on: August 10, 2011, 10:27:27 AM »
girl: badal garje to teri yaad atti hai,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,, ,sawan aane se teri yaad atti hai,,,,
,,,baarish ki bundo mein teri yaad atti hai
boy: oh hello..... ..mnu pta teri chatri deni aa........ evi kutte khanni na kri jaa....
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 10, 2011, 04:05:45 AM »
Ohdi yaad v ta maut de farishteya wargi hai .
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Aandi v jarroor hai te chad k v khakh ni jaandi...... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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« on: August 10, 2011, 02:21:10 AM »
ਫੁਕਰੀ ਐਕਟਿਵਾ ਤੇ , :happy:
ਐਕਟਿਵਾ 100 ਤੇ,,, :won:
ਐਕਟਿਵਾ ਕਬਾੜ ਚ ਤੇ 8->
ਫੁਕਰੀ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਚ :laugh: :laugh:
390
« on: August 10, 2011, 02:16:12 AM »
Papa-Beta, vehla na baith. Padai kar lai.
Son- Fer ki houga ?
Papa- Fer tenu jada knowledge milugi.
Son- Fer ki houga ?
P- Fer tere vadia number aun ge.
S- Fer ?
P- Fer tenu vadia college admission milugi.
S- Fer ?
P- Fer tenu vadia job milugi.
S- Fer ?
P- Fer tenu vadia salary milugi.
S- Fer ?
P- Fer tere bade naukar-chakar honge.
S- Fer ?
P- Fer tenu koi kam ni karna pena. Tu bas beh ke aram kari te aish kari.
S- TE HUN KI KARDA PIA?
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 10, 2011, 02:10:26 AM »
Hamne to apppne liye koi dua tak na mangi thi,,,,,,,,
kiski duaon ka asar hua hai is muqam ne btaa diya.................
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« on: August 09, 2011, 02:06:14 AM »
himesh reshimiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya..
dussre kutto ne pucha'' tu q bhaga?''  : :
kutta bola: saala raat ko gaane ka practice khud karta hain, subah sare log mujhe marte hain :14:
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« on: August 09, 2011, 02:02:35 AM »
santa.."kisi ne mujse pucha ke tum use
pane k liye kiss hadd tak
jasakte ho"
maine muskura ke kaha" agar
hade paar karni hoti to use
kab ka paa liya hota"
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moral: santa aaj emotinal hai yar...:p:p:p
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« on: August 09, 2011, 02:01:00 AM »
tut paina-teri dukan mein mithaiya rakhi hain,, tera dil nhi krta khane ko..?
galib-yaar krta to bahut hai par papa marenge,, isiliye chaat k wapas rakh deta
hun....:..:p:p:p.
:rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 09, 2011, 01:58:29 AM »
girl- tum mere pichhe apni zindagi kyu barbad kar rahe ho??
boy- aisa kyu keh rahi ho??
girl- toh kya kahu?? iss raste par patthar aur kaanto ke alawa kuchh nhi hai....
boy- are pagli....mere paas reebok ke shoes hai....
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« on: August 09, 2011, 01:19:36 AM »
Jis ass te khari hove zindgi,
oh aas na chaknachoor hove,
kehna pave apne app nu doshi,
banda aina v na kade majboor hove,
ohde haase te kadi na shaak kariye,
muskrauna jisda dastoor hove,
jehda sache dilon horna di khushi mange,
Rabba us 'DIL' to Khushi kade na door hove..........
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« on: August 08, 2011, 12:31:57 PM »
ਕੰਮ ਪਏ ਨੂੰ ਜੋ ਹੱਸ ਹੱਸ ਬੋਲਣ
ਮਤਲਬ ਕੱਢ ਪਿੱਠ ਤੇ ਕਰਦੇ ਵਾਰ
ਬਥੇਰੇ ਸੱਜਣ ਬੇਲੀ ਯਾਰ ਬਦਲਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ
ਸੱਤ ਜਨਮਾਂ ਤੱਕ ਦੇਵਾਂਗੇ ਸਾਥ ਤੇਰਾ
ਨਹੀਂ ਛੱਡ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਜਾਵਾਂਗੇ
ਦਿਨਾਂ ਚ ਹੀ "ਪਿਆਰ" ਬਦਲਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ
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