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« on: August 17, 2011, 02:08:22 AM »
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« on: August 16, 2011, 05:10:01 PM »
TRUST - one day you and ur beloved are walking & suddenly her ex Comes in between.
you hold herhand & say,
"Come let's finsih our walk," thats TRUST.
SUPPORT - your beloved is going to give her first presentation ever,
you come close to her, kiss her & say,
"you will rock the stage" thats SUPPORT.
UNDERSTANDING - after a huge fight, you go to her ,hug and say,
"ladne se to pyar badhta hai baby," that UNDERSTANDING.
FAITH - you are going out of town for years, & tell her,
"baraat lekar aaunga direct." thats FAITH.
LOVE - after you go abroad,
"your beloved opens all the gifts & memories related to you & cries " thats
LOVE
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COURAGE - to show all above to your beloved
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« on: August 16, 2011, 05:06:34 PM »
Reality..
"SmTyms wen u gv imprtnce to people dey thiNk dat u r always frEE..
But dey dnt undrstand dat U MakE URSELF available 4 THEM EVERYTIME".
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:59:26 PM »
“BURAi” Ko Khud Main Aur “ACHAi” Ko Dusron Main Talash Kro,,,
Yahi Aap Ki Sb Se Barri “ACHAi” Hai…!!!
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:56:03 PM »
Innovative breakup..
a boy threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
GF: "WAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
boy: "IT S OVER"........! ;-)
:excited: :excited:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »
akhde ne rab dikhda ni kade..
par jo insaan nu pyaar kar gaye ..
oh rab da deedar kar gaye..
kai bediya ch ho swaar dubbe..
kai ban k ranjhe vafadaar dubbe..
par kai kandiya naal v izhaar kar gaye..
kachiya sang v haneriya paar kar gaye..
jehre kudrat nu pyaar kar gaye..
ose cho rab da deedar kar gaye..
kai doulat da lai hankaar baithe..
kai pyaar di jang ch ehnu haar baithe..
kai kandiya di sez te v lai pyaar baithe..
kai pith piche vaar lai tyaar baithe ..
jehre Mirze jehe jaan vaar gaye..
oh rab da kar deedar gaye..
kai dilla nu v pathar banai baithe..
naam ik da us te likhvai baithe..
kai seena cheer k Raam dikha dinde..
vasda dilla ch rab oh ajma dinde.
likh pathara te raam samunder paar kar gaye..
jeet rab da ohi deedar kar gaye..
jehre ohde insaan da dillo satkaar kar gaye.
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:51:27 PM »
Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir us ke muhalle mein mobile recharge ki shop khol li...
Aur
Yahan to roz 1 naya shaksh us ke number pe 100 ka recharge karwa jata hai...
:rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:48:25 PM »
Priest : Do you agree to change
your Facebook status from
*single* to *married* ??
Boy : yes ! yes ! yes !
Girl : yes ! yes ! yes !
Priest : congratz !
you are now husband and wife.
You may now TAKE the bride.
And don’t forget to TAG me in the wedding pics !!
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:37:25 PM »
wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakne k baad b garam rehti hai?
nai pata?
garam masala
maa kasam bachpan se genius hun par kabi ghamand nai kiya.. :p : :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:35:51 PM »
* exam mai sawal aya ke challange kise kehte hai,
pathan ne pura paper khali chor kar last page pee likha, agar mard ka bacha hai tu paas kar de,
..... it,s a challange.............
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 04:31:21 PM »
SHARABI(marjana gill):- Agar mere hath ch "SARKAR" hove ta me "DESH" di takdir badal davaga.
WIFE:- kanjra pehla apna pajama ta badal le, sver di meri "SALVAR" pai fird aaaa..!!p :excited: :excited: :excited:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:38:40 AM »
gill goes to the doctor with his 3 year son.
gill : - doctor, my son has swallowed a key, so we came to you.
doctor :- when did he swallowed a key.
gill :- 10 days back.
doctor:- and you are coming to me now, after 10 days.
gill :- we had a duplicate key, but today it is lost...:p
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:34:24 AM »
a man in hell asked devil:
can i make a call to my wife?
after making call he asked how much to pay.
devil : nothing, hell to hell is free.
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:32:52 AM »
marjana gill was watching tv, suddenly a thief came in and stole the tv, the gill ran after him.....
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to say: "hey, you forgot the remote control!!!"
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:31:29 AM »
nursery schools-now a days:
a- apple
b- bluetooth
c- chat
d- download
e- email
f- facebook
g- google
h- hewlett packard
i- iphone
j- java
k- kingston
l- laptop
m- messenger
n- nokia
o- orkut
p- picasa
q- quicktime
r- ram
s- server
t- touchscreen
u- usb
v- vista
w- wifi
x- xp
y- youtube
z- zorpia.
thank god "a" is still apple :p
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:18:52 AM »
ਕੁਝ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਏਸੇ ਵੀ ਨੇ,
ਜੋ ਦੂਸਰੇ ਦਾ ਹੱਕ ਵੀ ਖਾ ਲੈਂਦੇ,
ਕੁਝ ਏਸੇ ਵੀ ਨੇ,
ਜੋ ਆਪਣਾ ਪੱਲਾ ਵੀ ਗੁਆ ਲੈਂਦੇ..
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« on: August 16, 2011, 02:14:31 AM »
ਇੱਕ ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ ਸਾਧੂ ਨਾਲ ਟਕਰਾ ਗਿਆ____
ਸਾਧੂ --->> ਓਹ ਮੂਰਖ __!!! ਜਾ ਮੈਂ ਤੈਂਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਰਾਪ ਦਿੰਨਾ__
ਓਹਨੂੰ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਕਿ ਕਿਤੇ ਕਹਿ ਰਿਹਾ ਕਿ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਦਿੰਨਾ_____:-p
ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ --->> ਰੁਕੋ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ_____!!! ਮੈਂ ਹੁਣੇ ਗਲਾਸ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਆਇਆ__lol :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 15, 2011, 03:26:31 PM »
pj sarpanch goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
Sarpanch says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
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« on: August 15, 2011, 03:23:17 PM »
miss.gill de ldaee marjane naal ho jandi eh
ta usney marjane de photo khich k kabristan ch la deeti
tey thley likh ditaa
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"COMING SOON”
:rockon: :rockon:
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