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2701
« on: August 24, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
MURGA- I LOVE U :kiss: :kiss:
MURGI- HA HA HA :happy:
MURGA- MAIN TERE LYI KUJ V KAR SAKDA HA
MURGI- REALLY ? :wait: :wait:
MURGA- "YES" SEHCHI :hug: :hug:
MURGI- CHAL ANDA DE KE VIKHA :rockon: :rockon:
2703
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:18:29 AM »
NET DE FAKE DUNIA UTTE,,,
FAKE HAI SAB DE YAARI,,,,
ETHE LUCHI RUN KARE CHUDAR,,,
TE FUKRE KARN SARTDARI,,,,,
2704
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:09:46 AM »
Vyah'ch khaana khaan de JHANDA AMLI de 2 rule: :waitin:
1. Pehli var is tara khao k duji var milna e nai.. :blah: :blah:
2. Dusri var is tara khao k pehli var khaada e ni.. :blah:
2705
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:02:42 AM »
jhanda Amli got into a bus on 1st April.
When conductor asked for ticket..
He gave Rs. 10 and took the ticket and
said..
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burrrraaaahhhhhh.......
:balle: :balle: :balle: :balle:
bana ditta april-fool..
mere kol tan pass hai... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
Conductor.. :angry: :angry: :angry:
2706
« on: August 23, 2010, 04:05:57 PM »
power Ne Girls wear da Showroom Khol lya.....But AASHIQI ni chadi....
Girl: Iss shirt ke kiya price hy?
power: Sirf 6 kisses.
Girl: Aur uss shirt kee?
power : 12 kisses.
Girl: Donon dresses pack kr do, bill daddy dain ge.
2707
« on: August 23, 2010, 03:45:08 PM »
m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me.
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2708
« on: August 23, 2010, 10:33:46 AM »
College ********************** Yaadein
2. Pricipal ********************** Jaani Dushman
3. Classes ********************** Kabhi Kabhi
4. Canteen***********************Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
5. Course *********************** Godzilla
6. Exams *********************** Kalyug
7. Examination hall ************ Chamber of Secret
8. Exam-Time ****************** Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak
9. Question Paper**************Paheli
10.Answer Paper*************** Kora Kagaz
11.Cheating********************* Aksar/Chupke Chupke
12. Paper Out ****************** Plan
13.Examiner ******************* The Killer
14.Last Exam ***************** Independence Day
15.Paper Correction*********** Andha Kanoon
16.Marks*********************** Assambhav
17.Result ********************** Murder
18.Pass************************ Ajjoba/ Chamatkar
19.Fail************************** Devdas
20.Supplementary ************ Aakhri Raasta
21.Vacation *******************
2709
« on: August 23, 2010, 10:12:52 AM »
LAwo ge lado Boxing de traing lain lag paee tey wapis ghar aa rahi c traing to baad buss ch tey kuch srarti mundey buss ch chd jandey ney pamm G nal
Munda :- ahum ahum pta nahi ke hoia ajh kall khng boht hogi eh
lado:- apne naal de sheli nu eh aha mustanda lagda kuch galt bol reha
munda :- pamm de gal sunda hoia hanji hanji malkoo ke haal ney kithey chley ho
lado:- wey mustandia teri MA Behan Heni Ghar Ohna nu jakey puch
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Munda :- Pta nahi G main ta swair da bahr niklia hoia
2710
« on: August 23, 2010, 09:59:25 AM »
[lado was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
raunk asked: What are you doing?
lado: Paseena sukka rahi han... [/b][/font][/size]
2711
« on: August 23, 2010, 07:48:59 AM »
JASSII te JI PJ te ik doosre di bestii karde rahnde ne...
te ik din... :thaa: :thaa:
Dono aapas ch larh :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: painde ne...
JASSII -->> saaleya.. main tere kapre paarh ke.. :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: tenu nanga kar dena.. ??
JI -->> ooooooooyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee...... :angry: :angry: :angry:
KHABARDAAR...
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Je tu serious larhaayi ch.. :love: :love: edda Romantic galan kittiya...
JASSII -->> oye.. :hug: :hug:tu v..
JI -->> Aaho.. :hug: :hug: :hug: main v...
:rockon: :rockon:
2712
« on: August 23, 2010, 07:43:28 AM »
lado te BF park ch baith ke aashqikar rahe hunde ne :love: :love:..
LADO --> Tu mainu kinna pyaar karda hain.. :waitin: :waitin:??
BF --> Bahut zyada... :hug: :hug:
LADO --> Tu mere layi ki kar sakda hain.. :waitin: :waitin:??
BF --> Kuch v... :wait: :wait:!!
lado --> Chal pher.. mere nakk cho chuha kadh.... :happy: :happy:!!
BF.... dishkiuuuu dishkiuuuu...
:comeon: :comeon: :comeon:
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2713
« on: August 23, 2010, 07:30:55 AM »
power....Yarr Maine Apni GF Ko Romantic SMS Karna Tha Par Abhi Mein Bahut Busy Hoon Agar Na Kiya Woh Naraz Ho Jayegi :cry: :cry: :cry:
jandha...Is Mein Kya Hai Tere Mobile Se Mein Kar Deta Hoon :blink: :blink:
power...Arey Nahi Woh Bahut Smart Hai Handwriting Pehchan Leti Hai :rockon: :rockon:
2714
« on: August 23, 2010, 07:23:51 AM »
Rasse chum k te hathi appe apna vajood
faahe tang jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jado paata hove seeneya ch shek honge ji
odo jung jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jihna roohan wich hunda hai ibadata da josh
sda ohna ch hi vekhiya hai shahadata da josh
ik soch nu bachaon layi hakumaata de agho
khang jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jado paata hove seeneya ch shek honge ji
odo jung jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
kise kise nu hi dinda rabb dilan di ameeri
bade mehnge mull nal ehi mildi fakeeri
ghar baar te jageera chhad takat hajareya
ton jhang jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jado paata hove seeneya ch shek honge ji
odo jung jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
kayia naina ch ajeeb jehi khich hundi aa ji
koi vakhri khumari ohna wich hundi aa ji
iko takni de naal lakha dilan nu ikatheya nu
dang jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jado paata hove seeneya ch shek honge ji
odo jung jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
ithe sadaka te shaam te savere ghumde ne
ithe sartaaj warge bathehre ghumde ne
sache suche ehsaasa nal apneya ranga
wich rang jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
jado paata hove seeneya ch shek honge ji
odo jung jaan wale bande aam nayio hunde
2715
« on: August 23, 2010, 07:16:58 AM »
Ek Poet Gareebi Se Tang Aa Kr Daku Bn Gya
Daketi Krne 1 Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hy
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,
HandsUp,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..
Phir Cashier Se Kaha...
Apne Kuch Khuwab Meri Aankho Se Nikaal Do...
Jo Kuch Bhi Tmhare Pas Hy Jaldi Se Is Beg Me Daal Do
Boht Koshish Krta Hun Teri Yad Bhulany Ki,
Khabrdaar Koi Koshish Na Kre Police Ko Bulany Ki
Bhula De Mujhko, Kia Jata Hy Tera,
Me Goli Maar Dun Ga,
Jo Kisi Ne Picha Kya Mera.
2716
« on: August 22, 2010, 03:18:48 AM »
ਕੁੜੀਆਂ talking to each other...
ਯੇਹ ਜੋ jattan ਕੇ ਲੜਕੇ ਹੈਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੈਲੀ ਹੈਂ !!
ਯੇਹ ਨਾ ਸੁਬਾਹ ਸੁਬਾਹ ਚਾਏ ਕੇ ਸਾਥ ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀ Black Black ਸਾ ਕਿਆ ਖਾਤੇਂ ਹੈਂ ? (ਅਫੀਮ)
ਫਿਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਆਂਖੇ ਲਾਲ ਕਰਕੇ White Night Suit (ਕੁਰਤਾ-ਪਜਾਮਾ) ਪਾ ਕੇ
ਦੂਧ ਵਾਲੇ BIKE (BuLLet) ਪਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਗੇੜੀਆਂ ਲਗਾਤੇਂ ਰਹਤੇ ਹੈਂ !!!
2717
« on: August 21, 2010, 04:57:30 PM »
chann tareiyan naal c sanjh pehlan,
hun oh bhi sanu ruwaa jande ne….!
rattin aakhiyan ch neend tan aave na,
bas usdi yaad de hanju jrur aa jande ne….!!!
2718
« on: August 21, 2010, 02:58:17 AM »
JASSII da viah ch.....doli de time
JASSI da mobile vajeya.......
JASSI di wife ne JASSII de thaparr mareya...
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kyun ki .....
jassii de mobile di ringtone c...
DIL ME CHUPA K PAYAR KA ARMAAN LE CHALE....
HUM AJJ APNI MAUT KA SAMAAN LE CHALLE..........
2719
« on: August 21, 2010, 02:50:09 AM »
Dr. -->> tum pagal kaise huye..???
AADMI -->> maine 1 vidhva se shaadi ki,
uski jwaan beti se mere baap ne shaadi ki..
to meri woh beti merii MAA ban gyi..
unke ghar ek beti huyi to woh meri behan bann gyi..
magar main unki naani ka shohar thaa isliye woh meri nawaasi bhi huyi..
:wait:isi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai bann geya or main apne bete ka bhaanja aur mera baap mera damaad bann geya aur mera beta apne dada ka saala bann geya.. aur ...aur..
Dr.. -->> oooyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee.... :angry:dafa ho jaa etho... pagal kise thaan da.. :angr:!!
2720
« on: August 21, 2010, 02:38:57 AM »
1 aadmi train se utar kar LADO RANI se puchta hai :-
yeh kon sa station hai ?
LADO RANI ne socha__________
socha_________
socha__________
aur socha__________
phir boli...........
Railway Station...... :rockon:
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