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2681
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:41:39 AM »
akhri saah jad mera nikle,,
sir mera te yaar da patt hove,,
soo saal lammi umar hove ohdi,,
te meri ohde toh ik pal ghat hove,,,
razzi kre na vaid haqeem koi,,,
jehra zigar te lagya fatt hove,,
rabba saah jehe yaar bajo,,
maitho ik pal v na katt hove,,
2682
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:31:23 AM »
Amli >> J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere.., :blah: :blah:
j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, :rockon: :rockon:
te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.. :rockon: :rockon:??
LADO >> hmmm...... :wait: :wait:
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Koi hint :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:..?
2683
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:26:05 AM »
jhanda amli (punjabi) say to power lifter ( pundit ji )
jhanda amli :blah: pandit ji,,,mainu sanskriti bolna sikha do
pandit ji :scared: :scared:
jhanda amli main suneya ke ,,ehe devteyaan d baani aa te ,,swarg ch boli jandi aa,,,marn ton baad mainu lod paugi,, :rabb: :rabb:swarg ch
pandit ji j nark ch giya te :angry: :angry:
jhanda amli koi gal ni,,,,,fir punjabi tan apan nu aoundi ee aa :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:
pandit ji :thaa: :thaa:
2684
« on: September 03, 2010, 05:27:55 AM »
Main Ik DHEE Punjab di ........
Main Jamna teri Kook Ton te dekhna eh sansar
Is Duniya te mainu haqq hai pura te laina tere ton pyaar
Main ik masoom jaan haan teri naa kar tu eh atyachar
Main aap kama ke khawangi tun rakh mere te Aitbaar
Main navi Umeed jagawangi te Nawa danega Sansar
Mainu dekh ke tera Sir ucha hovega kare mere te Aitbaar
Main Jamna teri Kook ton Mainu jeen ton pehlan naa MAAR .........
Main Ik DHEE Punjab di ...........
2685
« on: September 03, 2010, 05:25:28 AM »
Before Marriage: :love: :love:
Roses are red. :kiss: :kiss:
Sky is blue. :blink:
You are beautiful.
I love you.
:love: :love:
After Marriage:
Roses are dead. :angr:
I am blue. :angry: :angry:
You are my headache. :thaa: :thaa:
One day I'll kill you.
:angr: :angr:
hehehehahaha
2686
« on: September 03, 2010, 05:20:16 AM »
jhanda amli roj ee subah subah ek ped(tree) te char ke baith janda c
Ek din power ne ohnu puchhia........
power:tu roj ped te kyu baith janda
jhanda:yr main mba krke branch manager ban giya :excited: :excited:...........
power: :scared: :scared:
:rockon: :rockon:
2687
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:49:01 AM »
Sache dilo pyar je kariye,
Ta Iko yaar bathera,
Je oh ik v sath na deve,
Is toh wada dukh kehra
2688
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:46:23 AM »
Teacher to LADO:
jo doosre nu apni gal na samjha sake oh gadha hunda hai..... :cooll: :cooll:
LADO :wait: :wait::
Madam, ki Matlab main kuj samjhi nahi....?
Teacher: :angry: :angry:
2689
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:43:39 AM »
Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Pvt Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa
Increment
Ha ha ha
2690
« on: August 26, 2010, 03:41:32 PM »
Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
jhanda : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
jhanda : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
2691
« on: August 26, 2010, 11:26:26 AM »
jhanda amli. Bar mein baithkar ro raha tha
Waiter : kya huwa kyun ro rahe ho??
jhanda: saaala, jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pee raha hoon uska naam yaad nahi aa raha hai ....
2692
« on: August 26, 2010, 11:20:47 AM »
Teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
LADO: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
LADO : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"
2693
« on: August 25, 2010, 05:26:34 PM »
ਕੱਚ ਵਰਗੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਾਡੀ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਤੱਕ ਪਛਾਣ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਹਾਂ
ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਓਹ ਫੁੱਲ ਹਾਂ,
ਜੋ ਟੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਟਾਹਣੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਹਾਂ '''''
2694
« on: August 25, 2010, 05:13:46 PM »
Tu ki jaane sohniye ni tere jaan picho ki ki beeti saade naal
Na ghardean de rahe na tu hi aapna samjea...
sanu ta roll ditte tu kakhaan de waang
Bada kita intzaar tera k mud aavengi...
par thak gea takk tera raah sukke hoe pattean de waang
Kadi aakhdi hundi c ''tere bina reh nai hona'' hun bhave tu sikh lea rehna...
par asi aje v balde aan diveaan de waang
Mainu ajj v ae yaad tere naal oh sadak utte turna...
jad tu fadea c mera hath satt janamaan de saathi waang
Asi taan kita sache dilo pyaar tere naal...
pher kyu tu nibha gai ain yaarian vapaarian de waang
Hun tere bina aeh duniaa ujaad jehi lagdi aa...
jehdi tere naal lagdi c khidian hoian baharaan de waang
Kahto kardi c tu dua 'RAV' di lambi umar di...
je bhull jana c tu ohnu kitab ch rakhe hoe gulaab de waang
2695
« on: August 25, 2010, 11:57:54 AM »
ek aorat dosri say :tauba taubaa.....!
ye airtel walon ko kya ho gaya hai.
baray se poster pe larki ki photo hai aur likha hai
lagey raho sari raat sirf 2.99 paisey mein.
2696
« on: August 25, 2010, 11:56:15 AM »
boy: quan ro rahi ho?
girl: marks kam aaye hein.
boy: kitnay hein?
girl: 88%
boy: baby na bann chup kr ja innay wich tey do mundey pass ho janday nay.
2697
« on: August 25, 2010, 02:25:08 AM »
jhanda amli went 2 drop aunty
Aunty : Raat ho gyi hai BITTU ke paas so Jao
jhanda : no aunty sofe pe so Jaunga
Nxt morning a sweet girl making tea
jhanda : aap kaun ?
Girl : BITTU nd u ?
jhanda : ullu ka patha :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2698
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:59:45 PM »
always love wife,
no life without wife
wife ko ijjat do
wife ke prati wafadaar aur imandaar raho
wife ki tariff kiya karo
wife kis ki hai does not matter..!
benefits of kissing
changes taste
burns calories
lips never go dry
relieves stress
makes face muscles strong
2699
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »
sandhu walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask him a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
sandhu: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
SANDHU: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
SANDHU: Ummmm... :wait: I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
SANDHU goes home and calls up JASSII, :wait: :wait: who asks HIM if HE
got the job.
SANDHU says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm :waitin: :waitin:
already working on a murder case!"
:balle: :balle: :balle:
2700
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:08:40 PM »
jhanda amli -->> U wanna Genrator :he: :he: :he: sry Modrator for one day..??
lado -->> ya ya ya ..!!
jhanda --> :waitin: Cn u talk in english..??
lado --> ya ya ya ..!!
i cn talk in english..
walk in english..
run in english..
dance in english..
eat in english..
drunk in english..
sleep in english..
get up in english..
breakfast in english..
study in english..
lunch in english..
dinner in english..
nd nd..
jhanda --> :okk:ok ok.. Tel me opposite of "Good"?
lado -->> Bad..
jhanda -->> Come..??
lado -->> Go..
jhanda -->> Ugly..??
lado -->> Pichhli..
jhanda -->> :angry: :angry:U-G-L-Y..??
lado -->> :balle:P-I-C-H-H-L-I..!!
jhanda -->> :angry: :angry: Shut up.
lado -->> Keep talking :blah: :blah:..
jhanda -->> Get out :angr:,
lado -->> Come in.. :hug:
jhanda -->> Oh my god..
lado -->> :balle:oh your devil..
jhanda -->> :angry: :angry: U R rejected..
lado-->>I am selectd.. :balle: :balle:!!
BALLE BALLE... :rockon: :rockon:
thank you..
jhanda amli :angry:..
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