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2601
« on: October 11, 2010, 09:17:38 AM »
MAAN SAHIB America Vich 3-4 Mema Naal Bus Te Chadan Lagda :happy: :happy: Hai.Pehla Mema Chad Gayian. Jado MAAN Di Vari Aayi, Conductor Kehnda "NO MORE, NO MORE" :angry: :angry:
MAAN: Oye Mornia Chadai Jana A Te Sadi Vari Kehnda NO MORE NO MORE. :comeon: :comeon:
2602
« on: October 11, 2010, 09:15:09 AM »
GURPINDER MAND......di wife....
savere savere............ :wait:
MAND NU KEHNDI AE.........
UTTHO JI THODI JAAN...... :love:
GOOD MORNING KEHNDI AE.....
MAND......
chaa lai k aa...nhi ta dekhi kutt kida paindi ae.... :angry: :angry:
.......SALLI.....good mrng di.......... :excited: :excited:.
2603
« on: October 08, 2010, 08:12:34 AM »
Sharabii( maan sahib)Called his Wife...Darling Mai aj ghar nahi aa sakuga,
Mei Car da Stering te Gear box sab Chori ho gya hai...
After 15 min...he called his wife again ..
he called," mai aa reha haa.....pehla Pichli Seat te baith gya c.." :excited: :excited:
2604
« on: October 08, 2010, 08:10:13 AM »
GIRLS OF 1995-
Agar tum mil jao ,
Zamana chod denge hum...
GIRLS OF 2009-
Agar tum mil jao ,
PURANA CHOD DENGE HUM.. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
Agar tum mil jao ,
Zamana chod denge hum...
GIRLS OF 2010-
Agar tum mil jao ,
PURANA CHOD DENGE HUM..
2605
« on: October 08, 2010, 08:05:24 AM »
ਮੁਕਤੀ ਮਿਲੇ ਨਾ ਮਿਲੇ ਨਹੀ ਫਿਕਰ ਮੈਨੂ,
ਜਨਮ ਮਿਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਸ਼ੇਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਦਾਬ ਅੰਦਰ,
ਜੇਹ੍ਰ੍ਰੀ ਜੂਨ ਵੀ ਮਿਲੇ ਮੰਜੂਰ ਮੈਨੂ,
ਪਰ ਮਿਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਮਿਲੇ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਅੰਦਰ
2606
« on: October 08, 2010, 07:33:13 AM »
To
The principal,
govt.s.s.school,
mootanpura.
visha-about tough paper satting :angry: :angry:
Sir,
gall ehe hai k,!!!!!!!!!!
Ah koi tuk bandi hai papr len d :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:?????????
ek v chutti nahi kiti paper moore. :happy: :happy:
jaan hi nikkal gyi c parchia bnodia di :angry: :angry:
ek ta
slybus v ena zaide hai k
poora jor lata
par
palle kuch ni painda :waitin: :waitin:.
Te ehe
techr v aive padhande ne jive
kise di margad te ron pittan aye hon.
Ta is gall da ehe ntEEza nikalda hai ki :wait:
kal to
notice board te faltu di
bakwas baani nu chadd ke
QUSTIN PAPER laggne chahide ne ..
Thanking you,
ap de agiakar
poori class de mnitar
te mnitarni :blah: :blah: :blah:
..................
2607
« on: October 08, 2010, 07:29:00 AM »
Sari duniya sohni lagdi ae, jad naal kise de pyar hove,
Oh dard hakeem nhi smj skda, jehra khud na ishq bimaar hove,
Lagi waleyan de seene milan de tarp rehndi, bhave yaar samundron par hove,
duniya ta ki "RABB" v bhull janda, jad sahmne betha yaar hove..!!
2608
« on: October 08, 2010, 07:26:18 AM »
GUGLO - kya tum bina dard kiye daant nikal sakte ho?
doctor - nai
GUGLO - mein nikaal sakti hon
doctor - vo kaise?
GUGLOO - he he he he he he he he he :happy: :happy:
2609
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:47:50 AM »
jhanda amli LOves A GIRL & Purpose her like this : :love: :love:
amli: I am not rich like sandhu BOys,
I don't even have a big car like sandhu_boys.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too amli ,but tell me more about sandhu_boys..... :blink: :blink:
2610
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:45:07 AM »
munda tere joga(mtj) nu har gall te aah word USE karn di boht aadat c ..SAB TERI MEHRBANI
mtj da wiaah ho gea ...sade PJ walea ne wadaai diti ..
mtj ne kiha ....sab PJ walea di MEHARBANI...
1 saal baad mtj de ghar munda hoea..
gurpinder mand veer ji ne Wadaai(congrts) den lai phone kita. :hug: :hug:.
mand ........mtj 22 ki haal aa tera :blah: :blah:
mtj...bas yaar sab teri Meharbani
mand....kidda chalda tera kamm kaar
mtj...bas yaar sab teri mehrbani
mand ....Oye waddai hove tere ghar munda hoea .. :cooll: :cooll:
mtj ..bas yaar sab teri mehrbani
mand ..... :excited: :excited: :excited:
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2611
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:39:51 AM »
gurpinder mand di aapni Wife naal ladaai :angr: :angr:( fight) ho gai
mand ....tu meri Wife kidda ban gai :angry: :angry: :angry:..tenu te Wife da matlb e nai pta ki hunda
mand di wohti ...nai tu e das fir :waitin: :waitin:
mand ....wife da matlb hunda :wait: :wait:''Without Information Fighting Everytime ''
mand di wohti ne sohal de thapped maarea te kehndi :blah: :blah: :blah:...wife da matlab hunda
With Idiot for Ever :excited: :excited:
2612
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:34:34 AM »
assi beet gya ne murh aauna nahi,
kuj waqt de marhe phere han,
ajj keh challe tenu dil vali,
assi tere c assi tere han.
2613
« on: October 07, 2010, 02:32:25 AM »
peeve daru khushi de nal nasha chraundi e,
jad koi dukhiya peenda zakham te malma laundi e,
ja koi peenda mehfil de vich dil parchaune lyi,
par"ashiq"daru peende vichre yaar bhulane lyi....
2614
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:17:24 PM »
differnt ways of purposing a gurl------
in english----> will u marry me
in hindi--------> kya aap mere se vivah karengi
in punjabi------> tere hathon hona aa aaj mitran da katl,,tu lagdi aa sanu 12 bor di rafl,,,vekhna hai aaj asi khud nu tabah kar k,,aaja waj ja bandook diye goliye ni sine vich thaa kar k :excited: :excited:
2615
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:10:20 PM »
teacher ne class mein bacho se poocha
teacher: “in 3 mein farak batao? call girl, girl friend or biwi”
sari class chup ho gayi, kisi ko jawab nahi aya
itne mein santa bola: “madam ji, prepaid, postpaid or unlimited“
2616
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:08:47 PM »
don’t break anyone’s heart
they have only one of it
break their bones
they have 206 of them
2617
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:53:31 AM »
try this.
take ur mobile
select vibrate mode
&
put in water
&
call on ur mobile
ur mobile will start swimming.
do it & enjoy
it’s fun to be young :excited: :excited:
2618
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:51:20 AM »
ek newspaper me chapa tha 50% ladkiya bevkuf hoti hain
is par ladkiyon ne khub halla machaya.
fir chapa ki 50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti
tab ja kar kanhi ladkiya shant hui :excited: :excited: :excited:
2619
« on: October 06, 2010, 02:07:50 AM »
badal gayi eh dunia yaaro
hun na oh sansaar reha
na rahe oh rishte naate
na pehlan wala pyaar reha
pai gaye fik dilaan wich sab de
na sacha koi dildaar reha
apne hi kar jande dhokha
hun na kise te aitbaar reha
2620
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:56:39 AM »
Smart boy+smart Nari= affair jaari
smart boy+bavkuf Nari=paaw bhaari
bevkuf boy+ bevkuf Nari= shaadi ki tyari
bevkuf boy+smart Nari= BOY BHIKAARI
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