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2521
« on: November 01, 2010, 05:22:45 PM »
a man in usa see a dog attacking a lady.
he kicks the dog and it dies.
newspaper report:local hero saves lady from dog.
man says:i am not american
report changed: foreign hero saves lady from dog.
man says:actually i am from pakistan
breaking news:muslim terrorist killed innocent dog. :excited: :excited:
2522
« on: November 01, 2010, 03:50:57 AM »
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekha,
hass k dekh rahi hai ya
dekh k hass rahi hai :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2523
« on: November 01, 2010, 03:46:28 AM »
police wala thane main ek mujrim ko bahut mar rha ha.
aur us pe bahut sare ilzam lga rha tha,
issi doran police wale ka ghar se phone aaya k usse beta paida hua hai....
phone sunkar ussne dusro ko btaya,
mujrim gusse se cheekha aur kehne lga....... :angry: :angry: :angry:
paa de ..
paa de...
eh case v mere uttey pa de.. :angry: :angry: :angry:.
2524
« on: October 31, 2010, 02:42:25 PM »
dr : ab aap khatre se bahar h fir b aap dar Q rahe ho
mariz : jis truk se mera accident hua tha us par likha tha
FHIR MILENGE
2525
« on: October 31, 2010, 02:25:44 PM »
Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.
Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.
Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.
2526
« on: October 31, 2010, 02:09:49 PM »
santa kisi ladki ke ghar rishta le kar gya,
ladki ke maa baap bole humari ladki abhi padh rhi hai.....
Santa: Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante ke baad a jayenge.
2527
« on: October 30, 2010, 04:57:15 PM »
ਹਰ ਇਕ ਨੂੰ ਮਨਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਹਸਦੇ ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ ਰੁਵਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਇਹੀ ਹੈ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਦਸਤੂਰ,
ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਸਮਝਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਤੂੰ ਭੇਜੇਂਗੀ ਕੋਈ ਸੁਨੇਹਾ ਇਸੇ ਉਡੀਕ ਵਿਚ,
ਦਿਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੜਪਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਮੇਰੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਕਿਤੇ ਨਾਰਾਜ਼ ਨਾਂ ਹੋਵੇਂ,
ਡਰ ਕੇ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਸੁਨਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਅਖਾਂ ਚੋਂ ਕੋਈ ਗਿਲਾ ਨਾਂ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਆਵੇ,
ਤੇਰੇ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਅਖਾਂ ਨਿਵਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ,
ਮੇਰੀ ਤਾਂ ਮੌਤ ਵੀ ਹੁਣ ਕੋਲ ਆ ਗਈ ਲਗਦੀ,
ਲੰਮੇ ਸਾਹ ਐਂਵੇ ਗਵਾਉਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਪੈ ਗਈ
2528
« on: October 30, 2010, 04:53:34 PM »
Ohde Vall Aune Wale Dukh Nu Meri Raahe Mod Devi,
Oh Rahee Sab da Pyara,
Bhaavein Mainu Kalleya Chhod Devi,
Karke Meri Har Khushi Te Umar naa Ohde,
Rabba Tu Ohdi Maut Nu Vi Mere Vall Tor Devi.....
2529
« on: October 30, 2010, 04:49:39 PM »
Main Tasveer Haan Darda Di...Zakhma Te Dva Tu Laanvi Na...
Tera Daaman Zakhmi Ho Jaana...Mere Naal jism chuanvi na...
Asin Muk Jaana Raat Vaangu, Shuru Keeti Baat Vaangu...
Saanha Di Tut Dor Jaani,Saadi Sajna Khair Manavi Na....
Iss Zindgi De Raah Utte...Sirnava Hai Bas Kabran Da...
Kite YAAD Meri Aa Jave Ta Naina Cho Neer Bahanvi Na..
2530
« on: October 30, 2010, 09:54:46 AM »
PJ ਤੇ ਵੇਹਲੇ ਪ੍ਰਧਾਨ ਨੇ_____ :dumlak:
ਇਥੇ ਲੰਡੂ ਬੰਦੇ ਸਰਦਾਰ ਨੇ______ :superhappy:
ਆ ਜੇਹੜੀਆਂ ਜੀ ਕਹਿਣ ਤੇ ਵੀ ਨੀ ਬੋਲਦੀਆਂ_______ :blah:
ਸਾਲੀਆਂ ਗੋਲੀ ਵਾਲੇ ਬੱਤੇ ਦੀ ਮਾਰ ਨੇ :rockon: :rockon:
ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਤਾ dO ਸੀ ਸੈਟ,
pAr ਗੱਲ ਏਦਾਂ ਹੋ ਗਈ
"ਪਹਲੀ kHaFa ਹੋ ਗਈ
ਤੇ ਦੂਜੀ dAfA ਹੋ ਗਈ"
2531
« on: October 30, 2010, 09:49:58 AM »
Teacher ............. Who is Mahatma Gandhi ?
COBRA SINGH............He is the One who helped Munna Bhai to impress his Girl friend :love: :love: :love:
2532
« on: October 30, 2010, 09:47:08 AM »
Ik waar COBRA SINGH.. theke ton totally talli :woried: hoya ghar nu jaa reha hunda hai..
te raaste ch 1 SAADH MANDH SAHIB aa reha hunda hai..
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SHRAABI hoya COBRA.. SAADH MAND de vich wajj janda hai..
[( SAADH MAND )])>> Mainu Shraabiya ton bahut nafrat hai.. :angry: :angry: tenu shraap dina haan..!!
[( Shraabi COBRA )>> ik min.. :wait: :wait:!!
main glassi lai k aaona.. :blah: :blah:!!
[( SAADH MAND )])>> Mera majaak udaonda tu.. :angry: :angry:??
main tenu SHRAAP dina k.. :angry: tera ajj ton baad tera MUH hee nahi khulega.. taan jo tu na kise nu galat kahe.. te n hee SHRAAB pee sake..!!
TAHAATSU..!! :balle:
SHRAABI COBRA... :cry: :cry:
COBRA da MUH nahi khulda hunda.. es layi oho SAADH bann janda.. te BHAGTI karan lagg jaanda.. :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
10 saal baad... :balle: :balle:
SAADH MAND apni gharwali MRS.MAND naal ose Pind ferr aaonda hai.. :blah: :blah:
te oho COBRA nu bhagti karde dekh ke... MRS.MAND nu Joker baare dasda hai.. :blah: :blah:
[( MRS.MAND )]>> Swami..!! dekho COBRA kida bhagti kar reha hai.. osda kalayaan karo..
osda muhh khol devo..! :rabb: :rabb:!
[( SAADH MAND )])>> nahi..!!
ehe nahi ho sakda...
oho har ik nu galat bolda hai.. te shraab bahut peenda hai.. :angry: :angry: :angry:
thakk haar ke.. SAADH MAND.. WIFE :rockon: di gall mann lainda hai..
[( SAADH MAND )])>> TAHAATSU.. bacha COBRA... akha khol..!!
COBRA jado akha kholda hai.. :cooll: :cooll:
taan ohnu SHRI DEVI wargi SAADHNI MRS.MAND te naal ohhi SAADH MAND... dikheya.. :excited: :excited:
[( Shraabi COBRA )>>
Waah oyee NANGEYA SAADHA..
Dhan hai teri kmaayi..
sanu v ehe gunn dasde..
aaha BIBI kida fsaayi.. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
SAADHNI MRS.MAND :angry: :angry:..
[( SAADH MAND )])>> khush a hun.. ohda muhh khol ke.. :angr: :angr: :angr:!!
__________________
.. :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
2533
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:56:01 AM »
cobra," oye yaaro mai ik aisi chiz labi a jis nal DIWAR de aar paar dekh sakde aa. :balle: :balle: :balle:
sare bade exited ho ge....ki ki hai....das das... :cooll: :cooll:
aisa ki labya jis nal diwar de aar par dekh sakde aa
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cobra," BUS eh MORI......................... :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
jina marzi dekho :blah: :blah: :blah:...............
2534
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:48:21 AM »
Bhikari," RAB de naam te kuj dede baba...... :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
eh sun k COBRA na apna scooter kadya ate bhikari nu kehnda...
CHAL BABA aja, Tainu Jhoote de dinda han :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:..
2535
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:44:01 AM »
JHANDA Bus te college ja reha c.....
Bus di Brake lagi,Jhatka lagya
JHANDA, ik sohni KUDI te dig gya........
kudi," OYE mundya !! Ki kar reha tu........ :angr: :angr: :angr:
JHANDA," Mai ji MOHINDRA COLLEGE(Punjabi University) to PGDCA Kar reha :blah: :blah: :blah:
2536
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:41:38 AM »
JHANDA Amli->
Daku -> SONA kaha hai... :angry: :angry: :angry: SONA kaha hai..
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Amli -> Maalko.... :blink: :blinkjavascript:void(0): :blink:enni jyada jagah khaali hai... :happy: jithe marji SO jao...Gud Gud Nyt...
Daku :angry: :angry: :angry: ->
2537
« on: October 25, 2010, 02:38:46 AM »
mand Apni ghar wali ton dukhi ho geya :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:
mand- (apni wife nu): Rab jadon Akal Vand`da c tu odon kithe c :angry: :angry:???
Wife: Tere naal fere le rahi c :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:.
2538
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:25:19 PM »
jadon waqt di chaal badal gayi..
pher beete waqt nu yaad kar akhaan bharya karan ge
kise bewafa to kha k chot seene te
sadi waffa nu yaad kariya karange..
mil jave sath RAV da sath dubara
oh fariyaad kariya karan ge
par ik wari gaye mukde ni aunde kade
ehi gal soch,vicho vich marya karan ge
hun tan ohna kol sade layi waqt hi nahi haini
pher sadi soch vich waqt barbaad karya karn ge
RAV nu jehde hun dekhna v pasand nahi karde..
pher ohi sadi kabar te deeve dharya karan ge...
2539
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:21:07 PM »
Kacche raaha di uddi hoyi dhoor ha main.........
apni manjil ton bdi dur ha main........
hassn hsaun di aadat ha iss nimani nu..........
par andro tut ke chakna chur ha main.....
2540
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:11:02 PM »
Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek guglo muglo nu jappi pa lenda h..
guglo kehendi h wat r u doing. :angry: :angry:.?
Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da. :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:.hehehhehehehehe
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