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2501
« on: November 04, 2010, 01:32:57 PM »
Boy:-Chlte Chlte Yuhi Ruk Jata Hu Main
Baithe Baithe Yuhi Kho Jata Hu Main Kya Ye Hi "PYAAR" Hai?
Girl:-Nahi Marjanaya tainu "KAMZORI"Hai. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2502
« on: November 04, 2010, 01:18:35 PM »
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No one is listening until you fart...... :cooll: :cooll:
2503
« on: November 03, 2010, 04:21:38 PM »
ohda dil kabool kare jisnu,
sade kol aisi saugat kithe,
ohde pyr de hove nishani jis vch,
sanu milege aisi khirat kithe,
apne pyr da ohnu ehsaas kra saka,
meri edi vadi aukat kithe,
sanu supne vch v ho jave dedar osda,
eni karma vali raat kithe,
2504
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:53:14 PM »
cobra ne School to chuti lyi...Next Day Teacher
teacher to cobra," Kal Tu Chuti kyu liti Kaka? kithe c ?
cobra," Madam ji...toda Kamm c ji..
Teacher," ohh i see..
cobra," NO NO mam, ohh ni ayi c...Mai Gya c :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2505
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:34:18 PM »
Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me :angr: :angr:
:laugh: :laugh:
2506
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:32:11 PM »
mand s Innocent kid : Mummy mujhe bhai chahiye ?
mand sahibs wife: beta dad abroad hai.
Jaise woh aayenge fir hum baat krenge unse.
Kid : aap unhe surprise kyu nahi de sakti ? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2507
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:21:15 PM »
Ik din mand sahib Tureya j reha c .. ta ik kele de chilak to tilak k dig paya.. :blah: :blah:
Uth k kapde jhaad k tur piya.. :superhappy: :superhappy:
age thoda jiha giya ta ik hor chilka piya c :angr: :angr:.
mand mathe te hath maar k kehnda..."haye o rabba hun pher digna paina... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2508
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:05:24 PM »
a kanjus calls newspaper 2print death ofhis grandpa
clerk - rs.50/word
kanjus - dada dead
clerk - sorry,minimum 5 words
kanjus - dada dead, wheelchair for sale :laugh: :laugh:
2509
« on: November 03, 2010, 01:55:03 PM »
DULHA: hAD U ANY bOY FRIEND BEFORE MARRIAGE???
DULHAN: PLZ KEEP QUITE...
DULHA: SILENT 4 A MOMENT AND SAID PLZ TELL ME,,
DULHAN: ABYE SAALYE GINNEY TO DAY.... hahahha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2510
« on: November 03, 2010, 03:10:21 AM »
Amli nu plane vich ulti aaun lagi taan air hostess boli- Tusi wait kro main kuch leke aundi haan...
Jd oh wapis ayi taan sara plane ulti naal ganda c... :angry: :angry:
Airhost- Ye kaise hua... :angr: :angr:
Amli- Mainu ulti ayi pr main oh hath(hand) wich kar layi.... :happy: :happy: pr oh digan lagi taan main pee gya :blah: :blah: taan usnu dekh k baki loka nu v ulti aa gai... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2511
« on: November 03, 2010, 03:07:13 AM »
pehla dita zehar
te kehde ghut ghut pee sajna
j mai laya pee
te kehde yug yug jee sajna :cry: :cry:
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜ਼ਹਿਰ
ਤੇ ਕਹਿਦੀ. ਘੁੱਟ ਘੁੱਟ ਪੀ ਸੱਜਣਾ
ਮੈ ਪੀਤਾ ਜ਼ਹਿਰ
ਤੇ ਕਹਿਦੀ. ਜੁੱਗ ਜੁੱਗ ਜੀ ਸੱਜਣਾ
47 seconds ago · Commen
2512
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:54:59 AM »
santa's speech to his worker in english::
"Do do,not do,not do.
eat ur husband and lie in oven.
what my goes!!
your goes your father's goes"
In punjabi:::
karna hai kro, nahi karna na kro.
khasma nu kaho te chulle vich pao!!
mera ki janda ae!!
jo janda ae tuhada te tuhade peo da janda aeeee.
2513
« on: November 02, 2010, 01:56:31 PM »
very focused towards his goal..............!
teacher : tum baday ho kr kya karoge ?
student : shaadi..!!
teacher : nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge..?
student : dulha..!!
teacher : oh, i mean badey ho kar kya hasil karoge?
student : dulhan..!!
teacher : idiot mera matlab badey ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
student - bahu laaunga..!!
teacher : stupid tumhare papa tum say kya chahte hai?
student : pota...!!
teacher : he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
student : hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho..!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2514
« on: November 02, 2010, 01:50:13 PM »
Pujari Ko Loosemotion Lag Gaye, To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Dawai Lene Challa Giya, Doctor Ne Dawai Di To Pujari Ne Poocha, Doctor Sahib Parhej Kya Karu ?
Doctor Bola : Bas Shankh Jor Se Mat Bajana ... :excited: :excited:
2515
« on: November 02, 2010, 07:55:11 AM »
Wo konsa esa saanp hai, :waitin: :waitin:
jis k katne se sath wala insan khush hota hai :wait: :wait:
Nai pata ?  :
Bilkul nai? :angry:
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Ludo wala saanp :excited: :excited: :excited:
2516
« on: November 02, 2010, 07:53:14 AM »
Larki: :love:Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,Call Karlun.
Larka:Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh? :wait:
Larki: Ooh ****. :he: :he:.
Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya :blah: :blah:.
2517
« on: November 02, 2010, 07:38:29 AM »
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? You’ll just turn off the flashlight when I’m halfway there.”
2518
« on: November 01, 2010, 05:54:13 PM »
judge: tumhari akhri wish?
mujrim: aap ki beti se shadi, usa ka viza,6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa, or un sab ki shadi ke baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.
judge: hahaha… meri koi beti hi nhi. taango saaley kamine ko fansi ke faandey pr. :excited: :excited: :excited:
2519
« on: November 01, 2010, 05:34:37 PM »
baap : sharab, cigarete, larkiyaan ye sab tumhari dushman hain.
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beta : jo shakhs apne dushman se dar k bhag jaiey wo mard nahi hota baapu :laugh: :laugh:
2520
« on: November 01, 2010, 05:24:32 PM »
ek adami dukhi tha
kisi ne poocha
“q tension main ho?”
adami: yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 laakh diye thy
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ab salay ko pehchan nahi paa raha.. :cooll: :cooll:
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