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2461
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:53:49 AM »
mand apni girlfriend se milne geya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. :blah: :blah:
girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar mand ne socha ke chalo dekhte hein mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
dear, jaanu ya sweatu :love: :love:
jab us ne miss call di toh screen pe likha aa raha tha murgha no.5... calling. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2462
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:45:52 AM »
ek marasi ne chodhri ki beti ka rishta manga
chodhri ne merasi ko khoob mara,
maar kha k merasi utha
kapre jhaar kr bola:
te fir main inkaar hi samjhaan? :laugh: :laugh:
2463
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:43:56 AM »
baap: aapne larkay se,
gate per kon tha?
larka: swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.
baap: phir kiya diya?
larka: aik glass paani
baap: shahbaash :laugh: :laugh:
2464
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:42:03 AM »
baap: raat kahan thay?
son: dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha.
baap ne usi waqt phone uthaya ur us ke 10 best friend ko call ki, 9 ne kaha ,
han han wo raat mery pas he tha
aur ek ne kaha wo abhi bhi yahin so raha hay kahain to utha dun…? :laugh: :laugh:
2465
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:28:57 AM »
Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya? :angry:
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi :blah:
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete :angry:
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi :blah:
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi :angry:
Student;
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. :rabb:
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate :angry:
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha :sad:
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy :angry:
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir :blah:
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha? :angry:
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi. :blah:
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ? :angr: :angr:
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2466
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:28:40 PM »
Amli colz nahi janda c.. :dumlak: har roj bunk te rahnda c..
Jado fees den da time aaya....taan os kol fees den layi paise nahi san...
taan oh Principal nu Application likhda...
te
Application ch ki likhda hai...zara gaur kareyo..
To
The Principal..,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne muje fees k lye 2000 rupe Diye,,
500 ki dosto k sath film dkh li, :won: 500 ki drnk or chickn ho gya,,
500 ka grlfrnd ka rcharge krwana pad gya, :blush: fir usko 250 ki coffe pilai,,
or bche 250 englsh wali mam p shart har gya.. :angry: :angry:
Me samja tha k unka sirf maths k sir ke sath chakar hai... :love: :love:
par unka to apse b chakkr nkla,, :love: :love:
ab apke pas 2 hi raste hai.. :blah:.ya to meri fees maaf ya apka pardafash.. :excited:
Apka pyaara shishya... :blah: :blah:
Amli (99.999999 % Shreef Munda) :cooll: :cooll:
Principal..  : :
2467
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:19:57 PM »
MAND viah vaste ik kudi dekhan janda a.
MAND te kudi de mata pita ohna nu gal baat karan layi ikale chad dinde ne.
Kafi soch ke, MAND bolya: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho ji :blah: :blah:?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si ji, par hun tuhanu mila ke 4 ho gaye han ji. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2468
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:12:31 PM »
vajpayee : retire ho geya hun , ji chahta hai ab shadi kar lu ?
Adwani: karlo ?
Vajpayi : kisi vidwa c kar lu ?
Adwani :kuwari se kr lo ,
vidwa to apne aap ho jae gi................
vajpayi :sad: :sad:
2469
« on: November 07, 2010, 01:08:52 PM »
History Sir was on leave...
So.. Science Sir was askd to prepare the exam paper... nd give us a question...
that is...
Describe "Jhansi ki Rani" with a neat diagram & label her parts...!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2470
« on: November 07, 2010, 08:02:30 AM »
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www.Apne-Aukat-Me-Raho.com :balle: :balle: :balle:
2471
« on: November 07, 2010, 07:56:11 AM »
Bus vich ik munda khadeya c .
Ik baba aa k ohde vich vajya . :happy: :happy:
baba kehnda 'SORRY' .
munda kehnda " NON-SENSE , IDIOT " :angry: :angry: .
Thodi der vich ik kudi ayi .,,te munde ch ja vajii
kudi kehndi "SORRY" .
munda kehnda "IT'S ALL RIGHT" :hug: :hug: :hug:.
Eh sab dekh ke baba kehnda.....
............"NA MERI SORRY DE SPELLING GALT C . .. :angry: :angry:
2472
« on: November 07, 2010, 07:53:27 AM »
Acident hoya! Loki Ikthe hoge, ik munde nu agge ja ke dekhan da mauka ni si mil reha. He Clevrly crid: Haye Mera bapu..... Loka ne usnu agge karta, Dekhya taan kutta mareya Si.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2473
« on: November 07, 2010, 02:34:57 AM »
MAND- (TO NURSE)- I LUV U tumne mera dil chura liya..... :love: :love:
NURSE - chal jhuttha :blah:
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humne toh sirf kidney churai hai ....... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2474
« on: November 07, 2010, 02:24:31 AM »
Amli Ask to Taxi Driver >> Golden temple Jaoge? :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:
Taxi Driver >> Haan Jaonga... :wait: :wait:
Amli Ne Jaib Se Lifafa Nikala Or kaha.. :blink: :blink:
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Wapsi Mai mere liye Langar Lai Ana.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2475
« on: November 07, 2010, 02:15:37 AM »
Assi PAGAL tuhade Pichhe ..
Tusi PAGAL kise hor de pichhe
Ohh V PAGAL kise hor de pichhe
Koi hor PAGAl Sade pichhe
:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
sare PAGAL Age pichhe :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2476
« on: November 07, 2010, 02:03:39 AM »
kus yaariyan nu c parkhiya mai,
kus meri yaari parkh gae,
lakh bura keh kus russe na,
kus bina kehe he harakh gae,
kus vaarde c jaan mere tu,
kujh aai musibat sark gae,
kus rav tu vichad k khush hoe,
kus marjane nu vekhan lai taras gae..
2477
« on: November 06, 2010, 04:18:27 PM »
1 din mand ne aapni mashook nu aapni bike te bithea te shehr ch roundi maari jave .... :blah: :blah:
next day 1 munde ne mand nu collge jande nu rokea te kiha :wait: :wait:
k oh kudi kon c jinsu kal bike te bithai firda c ,,,,,,,,,,,,, :angry: :angry:
mand darr gea te kehnda k 22 ji oh te meri sister c ,,, :blah: :blah:
oh munda uchi uchi hassan lagg pea ,,, :laugh: :laugh:
mand kehnda 22 ki hoea ,, : :
fir oh munda kehnda k ohi kudi 3 ku maheene pehla meri v sister c .. :laugh: :laugh:
2478
« on: November 06, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »
mand sahib to cobra singh>:jado kudiyaa da purse chorii ho jandaa hai taa ohh
kidaa react kardiyaa ne........ :waitin: :waitin:
cobra singh >: jado kisse GAREEB kuri daa purse choriii hove taa ohhh kehndii aa.......
OHh no,, MERI MONEY C VICHH : :
je kisse AMEER kudii da purse chorii hove ta oh kehndii aa........
Ohh no.. MERA CREDITT CARD C VICHHHH :angry: :angry: :angry:
je kisse BEAUTIFULL kudii da purse chorii hove taa ohh kehndii aa........
ohhh no,, yaar vich COBRA SINGH DI PHOTO CC :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2479
« on: November 06, 2010, 03:34:06 PM »
Mud K Nai Auna Tere Pind Nu
Asi Tohfa Darda Da Lai Chale Han
Tu Jo Ditta Sanu Sir Mathe
Tera Karz Pyar Da Lai Chale Han
Tainu Bhave Dukh Na Hove Vichran Da
Asi Dukh De Samundar Vich Veh Chale Han
Tere Jeha Yaar Rabb Sab Nu Deve
Teriyan Raaha Nu Eh Keh Chale Han...
2480
« on: November 06, 2010, 03:43:01 AM »
Tenu Haddo Vad Main Chaahundi Han
Tenu Dasno Par Ghabraundi Han
Kitey Keh Na Deva Haal A Dil
Is Layee Tenu Nahi Bulaundi Han
Haarna Nahi Hai Manzur Menu
Par Tenu Jitauna Chaahundi Han
Tu Mere Bin Jee Sakda Nai
Tere Muho Kadvaauna Chahundi Han
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