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2441
« on: November 19, 2010, 03:17:18 AM »
"ਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਦੂਆ ਖਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,
ਉਸਦੀ ਬਦੂਆ ਟਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,
ਭਾਂਡੇ ਮਾਂਜ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਮਾਂ 3-4 ਬੱਚੇ ਪਾਲ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਹੈ ,
ਪਰ 3-4 ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੋਂ 1 ਮਾਂ ਸੰਮਭਾਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਂਦੀ"
2442
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:31:58 PM »
Hanuman: bhagwan ab me dharti par nahi reh sakta.
Bhagwan: kyu?
hanuman: pehle log let k matha tekte the,
fir thoda sa jhuk kar tekne lage, par me fir v khush tha.
Par aj mandir me ek ladki aai orhath hilakr boli "Hi Hanu".... :laugh: :laugh:
2443
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:26:03 PM »
To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to be :
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
and HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone
:laugh:
2444
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:22:37 PM »
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror :laugh: :laugh:
2445
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:16:16 PM »
sonu: aaj mere papa ne mujhe naari ka matlab batya.
munish: its so simple ans naari means aurat.
sonu: no naari means shakti.
munish:mere papa ne bhi mujhe man ka matlab batya.
sonu:mujhe pata hai es ka matlab man ka matlab aadmi.
munish: no iska matlab hai sehan shakti :rockon: :rockon:
2446
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:13:35 PM »
A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"My wife found out."
:laugh: :laugh:
2447
« on: November 16, 2010, 02:34:02 PM »
Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying….
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2448
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »
Mein v zid karda riha tainu apna banaun di,
Tu v mere kolon door jan di ek zid layi c...
Aaj v labda rehnda han tainu gujre kal wichon,
koi ki jane mein kini keemti koi cheej gawayi c...
Ek-ek karke sab waqt ne kho laye mere kolon,
jis jis nal v mein koi aas layi c.......
2449
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:35:54 PM »
ਗਮਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਵਾਟ, ਮੁਕਾਇਆਂ ਨਹੀਓ ਮੁੱਕਦੀ
ਵਗੇ ਯਾਦਾਂ ਦੀ ਹਨੇਰੀ, ਇਕ ਪਲ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਰੁੱਕਦੀ
ਬਿਰਹੋ ਦੀ ਸੱਟ ਖਾ ਕੇ, ਹੋਏ ਚੂਰ ਚੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਯਾਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਪਿਆਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੰਝੂਆਂ ਦੀ ਬੋਲੀ ਇਹ, ਬੋਲਦੀਆਂ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ
ਪੁਰਾਣੀਆਂ ਰਾਹਾਂ ਤੇ ਓਹਨੂੰ, ਟੋਲਦੀਆਂ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ
ਓਹਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਹੋਰ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ, ਹੋਣਾ ਮਨਜ਼ੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਯਾਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਪਿਆਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਵਿਛੋੜਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਠੰਡ ਓਹਵੀ, ਪਿੰਡੇ ਤੇ ਹੰਢਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੋਣੀ
ਮੇਰੇ ਵਾਂਗੂ ਓਹ ਵੀ ਤੇਰੇ, ਤਰਲੇ ਜਏ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੋਣੀ
ਜਦੋਂ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ ਨੇ ਦਿਲ, ਦੁੱਖ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਏ ਜਰੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਯਾਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਪਿਆਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਲੇਖਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਲੀਕ ਨੂੰ, ਮਿਟਾਉਣਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਵੱਸ ਨਹੀਂ
ਸਾਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਕੱਢ ਓਹਨੂੰ, ਜਿਉਣਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਵੱਸ ਨਹੀਂ
ਬੱਸ ਕੀਤਾ ਏ ਪਿਆਰ, ਉਂਝ "ਲੱਕੀ" ਬੇਕਸੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਯਾਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਰੱਖੇਂਗਾ ਤੂੰ, ਪਿਆਰ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਰੱਬਾ
2450
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:25:17 PM »
tere nal beetaye jo pal sajjna...bade chete aunde ne..
nhi bhulde...bhulayeya oh pal sajjna...bade chete aunde ne..
kuj pal ajehe ne yaara...bulliyaan te hasse lai aunde ne..
kuj pal ajehe ne sajjna...eh nain do mere ronde ne..
nain mere zid krde ne...tenu vekhna chahunde ne..
tere naina 'cho jaam mohabbat da...eh peena chahunde ne..
tu naal hove...hr pal nal mere..eh ruh v chahundi ae..
kissa apne pyar walla jag to fire lukaundi ae..
tere dar ayi mangan sajjna... khair pyar di ve..
na khali modi JOGAN nu..
j pyar na jholi pa sakeya..apne dar te hi menu golli mar'di ve..
tur jau duniya to jis pal tu veesar'ti ve..
2451
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:21:30 PM »
MA da rutdba hain boht wadhaa
MA kahe ta Shati ch thand pendi
Ma sabad hai boht peara yeha
Ma kahe ta muh which khand pendi
Bacha roti ager khanda hoye ta
Ma daikh k he hain rajh jandi
rav chad pardais ja mill ma nu
Tenu milan nu raha tey akha wechai jandi
2452
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:08:13 PM »
cobra: i love u
gf: i don't
cobra: soch le...
gf: soch lea...
cobra: waiter bill alag alag leaeeen....
gf: iluv u...iluvu....tu v na....majak v ni samajda... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2453
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:04:07 PM »
ji CBI ne katrina kaif de ghar raid mari
bathroom vicho 20 lakh rupye mille
storeroom vich 22 kilo sona
te jaddo bed room ch raid mari
tan sara hi meriaa photoaan nall pareaaa hoeya si
enve pagall hoyi ferdi aa mere piche
challi kurhi
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2454
« on: November 14, 2010, 02:52:50 PM »
Changing Exam pattern
In 1990: Answer all questions. :happy:
In 2000: :wait: Write ANY 10 ques.
In 2010: :waitin:Write ANY 5 ques.
In 2015: Read Ques. ONLY :balle:
In 2020 Thanx 4 coming. :rockon:
Aap aaye bahaar aayi.. :laugh: :laugh:
2455
« on: November 14, 2010, 02:48:03 PM »
A boy died & his soul was taken to heaven
God was shocked to see the heart beating….
Boy : "Only I'm dead but my lover still lives in my heart"
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n the boy was sent to hell for OVERACTING :laugh: :laugh:
2456
« on: November 10, 2010, 05:27:52 AM »
Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega :laugh: :laugh:
2457
« on: November 10, 2010, 05:24:39 AM »
Ek var ek Munda ro rehyia hunda>> :cry:
Uss da Bappu uSs kol AOunda khEnda>> pUTT kyun Ro rehyaa?? :blah:
tEll mE i"M uR Friend>>... :cooll:
SOn: Kuch nhi yAAr >> tere waLi koLo Ice-Cream jaDa mAngg lAyi tA teRi wAli ne MAryiaa :cry:
Bappu: :comeon: :comeon:
2458
« on: November 10, 2010, 02:19:43 AM »
sharabi- agar mere hath ch sarkar hove tan main desh di taqdir badal devanga...
wife- kanjra pehla apna pajama tan badal le,
saver di meri salvar paai firda...... :laugh: :laugh:
2459
« on: November 08, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »
great calculation
only 20% boys have brains.
rest have girlfriends :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2460
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:55:39 AM »
mohabbat 1 se ho to bhola pan hai
2 se ho to apna pan hai
3 se ho to deewana pan hai
4 se ho to pagal pan hai
counting na ho to kameena pan hai
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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