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« on: August 23, 2011, 02:53:31 AM »
tut paina apni masook nu
Jane mann jey tu uth gaee eh ta
Mere laee good morning da suneha behji
Jane mann jey tu kuch kha rahi eh
Mere laee us khane de khusbu behji
Jane mann jey tu wehli eh
Mere laee apne kheaal behji
tut paine de mashook main toilet ch ha kee behza :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 03:27:16 PM »
Wo Aate hai hmari kabr par apne humsafar k saath....
Kaun kehta hai marne k baad jalaya nahi jaata....
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:07:57 PM »
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
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Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:05:54 PM »
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 12:04:14 PM »
Shortest joke on earth
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TWO WOMEN WERE SITTING IN THE ROOM QUIETLY!!!!
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 11:56:25 AM »
Thinking of
a students <-------
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher
ne 4 bacho k thapar
mare..reactions of students..
...In Mumbai ---> sorry mam
Delhi ---> meri kya galti thi mam
Banglore ---> sorry mam pr maine
kuch nahi kiya tha
Chennai ---> Maine kya kiya ?
PUNJABI ---> Shukar ah
Rabba..aise bahane hathh ta layea
Sohneya ne ♥  ... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 03:40:29 AM »
NEWS :- EK TRAIN ACCIDENT CH 100 GHADHE MARE GYE pr EK bAcH GYA
NEWS REPORTER TO LUCKY GHADHA ( donkey),"Ye sab kesse ho gyaaaa."
LUCKY GHADHA," jesse he anaouncment huiiiii ke JUNGLE SUPERFAST EXPRESS PLATEFORM NO.1 te aa re hai. toh saare plateform se apni apni jaan bachane ke liye patrri te uttaar gyeee.
te train aaa ge te saare maare gyeeeeeee :laugh: :laugh:
NEWS REPORTER," fir taan tussi badhe intelligent ghade nikle jiharde patrri te ne gye." :waitin: :waitin:
LUCKY GHADHA," ji nahi main taan SUICIDE karn lai ayaa cc. anouncement sun ke main pattry toon uth ke plateform te lamma pai gya c." :D: :D:
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« on: August 22, 2011, 03:30:45 AM »
winning does not always mean being first
winning means you are doing better than you have
done before
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« on: August 22, 2011, 03:23:52 AM »
|| ਤਕਲੀਫ਼ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਜਦ ਆਪਣਾ ਕੋਈ ਛੱਡ ਜਾਵੇ __
ਰੋਣ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਜਦ ਕੋਈ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਕੱਢ ਜਾਵੇ __
ਆ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਮੌਤ ਜਿਉਂਦਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ " "
ਜਦ ਕੋਈ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਪੁਰਾਣਾ ਵੈਰ ਕੱਢ ਜਾਵੇ ||
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« on: August 22, 2011, 03:18:03 AM »
ਸਾਂਝ ਪਾਉਣੀ ਆ ਤਾਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਪਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ..!!!!
ਜਿਸਮ ਤਾਂ ਬਾਜ਼ਾਰਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਵੀ ਮੁੱਲ ਵਿਕਦੇ ਨੇ..!!
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« on: August 21, 2011, 03:29:26 PM »
ਬਾਤ ਅੱਗੇ ਤੁਰੇ ਨਾ ਹੁਗਾਰੇ ਤੋ ਬਿਨਾ
ਫੋਜ ਕਠੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਨਾ ਨਗਾਰੇ ਤੋ ਬਿਨਾ,
ਪੁੱਤ ਮਰੇ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਦੀ ਨੀ ਭੁੱਲਦੇ
ਜਵਾਨੀ ਵਾਲੇ ਝੱਡੇ ਨੀ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਝੁੱਲਦੇ,
ਬੰਸਤ ਦਾ ਨੀ ਚਾਅ ਕੀ ਵਿਚਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ???
ਸੋਅਦਾਂ ਨੀ ਸਿੰਗਾਰ ਘਰ ਚ' ਕੁਆਰੀ ਨੂੰ,
ਨੋਂਹਾ ਨਾਲੋ ਮਾਸ ਕਦੀ ਹੋਇਆ ਵੱਖ ਨੀ
ਯਾਰਾ ਤੋ ਬਗੈਰ ਯਾਰੋ, ਯਾਰ ਕੱਖ ਨੀ........
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« on: August 21, 2011, 03:21:46 PM »
pj sarpanch to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband(pj sarpanch): "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 21, 2011, 03:19:51 PM »
Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye.....
Papa: Waiter , 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
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Beta: Ice-Cream Q papa?
Aap b Beer peo na
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« on: August 21, 2011, 03:17:17 PM »
किस्मत हर किसी को हरा देती हैं |
दिल के अरमानों को जला देती हैं |
ऐ मेरे खुदा तू मेरी गलतियों को दोष मत देना |
क्योंकि मज़वूरियाँ अपनों को भी भूला देती हैं |
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« on: August 21, 2011, 03:12:39 PM »
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« on: August 21, 2011, 11:23:30 AM »
3 poultry farms ki inspection
ho rahi thi........
Inspector ---> Tum murgiyon ko kya
khilate ho ?........
marjana gill ---> Bajra,,.
Inspector ---> wrong food, arrest
him... :14: :14:
tut paina --> chawal.....
Inspector:- wrong food.,arrest
him .... :angr: :angr:
gill galib (ghabraya hua) ---> Hum to ji murgiyon ko 5-5 rupaye de dete hai aur kehte hai jo marji wo :D: :D:
khalo --->
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« on: August 21, 2011, 11:17:00 AM »
Teacher : Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?
j amli: MS Excel
billu bakra: MS Word
marjana gill: MS PowerPoint
gs :After Thinking A Lot “MS Dhoni”
:D: :D:
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« on: August 21, 2011, 11:14:20 AM »
New Teacher - Students tell your names and hobbies ?
Boys - I'm gill galib , My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm tut paina - My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm marjana gill - My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh, all boys have same hobbies , That's Go0d.
Now Girls, Please ?
Girl - Hi !! My name is Bubble :D: :D: :D:
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« on: August 21, 2011, 11:07:07 AM »
College ke 4
punjabi ladke motercycle pe ja
rahe the...
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Police Wala: Tumhe
...Pata Hai triple Sawari Pe Pabandi
He Phir Bhi Tum 4 log beth k ja
rahe ho...
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Student: Pareshan Ho k jaldi se
peeche dekhte hue bola : Oye
kanjro 5waan kithey dig
gya..... :D: :D: :D:
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