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2361
« on: December 08, 2010, 04:32:50 PM »
tere pyar di kahani asi aje v na bhule,
teri meri mulakat thandi hawa de bulley,
una velian de bute aaj rukh ban gaye,
tere nal bete pal sade dukh ban gaye
2362
« on: December 08, 2010, 04:04:59 PM »
ਗੱਲ ਦਿਲ ਵਾਲੀ ਆਖਾਂ,ਓਹਦੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੱਸਾਂ
ਓਹੰਨੂ ਹੋ ਜਾਏ ਪਿਆਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੌਲੀ ਹੌਲੀ |
ਏਨਾ ਕਰੇ ਓਹ ਪਿਆਰ, ਸਾਰੀ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਵਿਸਾਰ
ਕਰੇ ਓਹ ਵੀ ਇਕਰਾਰ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੌਲੀ ਹੌਲੀ|
ਕਦੇ ਸੁਪਨੇ ਚ ਆਵੇ,ਗੱਲ ਦਿਲ ਵਾਲੀ ਆਖੇ
ਸੁਣੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਵੀ ,ਤੇ ਭਰੇ ਓਹ ਹੁੰਗਾਰੇ ਹੌਲੀ ਹੌਲੀ|
ਓਹ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਸਾਵੇਂ ਹੋਵੇ ,ਫੇਰ ਦੁੱਖ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੋਈ
ਭਾਵੇਂ ਜਿਸਮ ਚੋ ਨਿਕਲ ਜੇ ਜਾਨ ਹੌਲੀ ਹੌਲੀ!!!!!!!
2363
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:35:16 AM »
1 din sarb gill hath me blade se cut maar rha tha . :cry:
wife - ye kya kr rhe ho ? :sad:
sarb - dettol ki shishi foot gayi hai ... :sad: aise hi thodi waste hone denge , :blah: :blah: la teri b ungli kat du :laugh: :laugh:
2364
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:30:40 AM »
cobra singh 2 anti jatti : i love u ....... :love:
anti jatti : meri chappal ka size pata hai kya :angry: :angry: ???
cobra singh : oh no ... :blah:
propose kiya nahi ki gift maangna shuru ..... :cooll: :cooll:
2365
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:27:05 AM »
cobra singh--- Come yaar ... lets play chess. :blink: :blink:
jatti anti--- no, Sorry..!! :sad:
cobra singh---- Y.? don't u know how to play. :wait:
jatti anti---- Hey.! I know the Game yaar.. but i dont have Sports Shoes..!! heheh hihi hehe ehe :happy: :happy:
2366
« on: December 08, 2010, 08:23:44 AM »
cobra singh: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
jhanda amli: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
cobra singh: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabaye ..! :laugh: :laugh:
2367
« on: December 07, 2010, 05:47:35 AM »
JATTI ANTI---- Yaarr, Mujhe Tennis ke bauth knowledge hai...
.. Tu kuch bhi pooch le.. :wait: :wait:
OLD LADY------Achha, Toh ye battaa...
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Tennis Net me Kitne Chhed hotte hai... :laugh: :laugh:
2368
« on: December 07, 2010, 05:45:15 AM »
JATTI ANTI.. went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
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JATTI ANTI....... Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
phone without receiver :happy: :happy:!
2369
« on: December 07, 2010, 05:41:46 AM »
NAVIKARM ne apni engagemen tod diti.
Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.
NAVIKARM: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ? :cooll: :cooll:
2370
« on: December 06, 2010, 05:57:39 PM »
patient: doctor saab ye fullan di mala kis layi hain.
doctor: eh mera phela operation hai je saffal hoya
ta mere layi nahi ta tere layi..
:laugh: :laugh:
2371
« on: December 06, 2010, 05:41:02 PM »
Father- agar tum fail hue to
mujhe daddy mat kehna… :angry: :angry:
result
aane par.. :waitin:
Fathe- Kya hua result ka :wait: :wait: ?
Son- Sorry yaar aatma ram tune
baap kehlane ka haq kho diya :cooll: :cooll:
2372
« on: December 06, 2010, 05:34:11 PM »
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
:laugh: :laugh:
2373
« on: December 06, 2010, 05:30:26 PM »
There is nothing greatr than "PARENTS" in this world!
So
GO GET MARRIED FAST & BECOME PARENTS
Think different!
Do different! :happy:
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:laugh: :laugh:
2374
« on: December 05, 2010, 03:58:34 PM »
teacher::: translate the punjabi word (nala)to english......
student::: p.h.d
teacher:::how???
student::: pyjama holding device...
teacher::: :laugh: :laugh:
2375
« on: December 05, 2010, 03:54:20 PM »
Ik vari 1 Aadmi nadi ch dig geya - Usne rabb nu keha rabba mainu bacha ley mein tere chawal chadawanga.... Rabb ne usnu bahar kadh dita, bahar nikal ke Aadmi kehnda kehde chawal...... Rabb usnu phir nadi ch sut dinda hai.... Oh Aadmi kehnda mein ta eh puchda si kehde chawal...... Mithe ya loon wale. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
2376
« on: December 05, 2010, 03:48:51 PM »
Boss : Where were you born ?
punjabi : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
punjabi : Ke which part kanjra? Whole body born in punjab.
2377
« on: December 04, 2010, 05:23:07 PM »
jhanda amli to girl: I love u ka kya matlab hota hai? :love: :love:
Girl: Mai tumse pyar karti hu. :blush: :blush:
amli: Kar lo baat, Angreji me ek sawal ka puch liya, SASURI fida ho gai humpe :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:
2378
« on: December 04, 2010, 05:19:07 PM »
cobra singh 2 God-Ghar se U.S.A tak road banao...
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God-ye nhi ho skta aur koi kam btao. :waitin: :waitin:
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cobra-aisi gf do jo mere ilava kisi ldke ko na chahe :blah:
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God-Road single bnani hai ya double???. :angry: :angry:
2379
« on: December 04, 2010, 05:11:42 PM »
Arrange Marriage :
2,00, 000 shadi par.
4,00,000 jewellery par
or
50,000
shadi ki rasmo par
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yani,
shadi ke teen dino ka
kharcha,
Rs 6,50,000
yani shadi ke 1 din ka kharcha
Rs. 216666.6667
1 ghante ka kharcha
Rs. 9027.7778
aur
1 min ka
Rs. 150.462963
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Uff
Tauba Tuaba..
Love Marriage :
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sirf.
100 rs ka
stamp
20 notery
50 ki varmala
10 photo ke
Total 180 Rs.
paisa aapka
pasand aapki
faisla aapka
jago ghrahak jago.
aur apne lover ke
sath bhago..
2380
« on: December 04, 2010, 05:08:46 PM »
HOW old lady CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YRS.
YR 1 - JAANU
YR 2 - A G
YR 3 - SUNDE HO
YR 4 - O BUNTY DE PAPA
YR 5 - KITHE MAR GAYE ?
YR 6 - TU AUNA K MAIN AAVAN KANJRA :laugh:
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