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2321
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:16:11 AM »
GOD is male or female..?
:wait:
:waitin:
Ans: Male..
.
.
Bcoz God likes
Pooja..
Aarti..
Archna..
Vandana..
Bhakti..
Aradhana..
Jyoti..
Upasna..
etc..etc.. :blah:
GOD TUSI GREAT HO.. :rockon: :rockon:
2322
« on: December 20, 2010, 04:13:21 AM »
cobra: kyu ro rahi a? :wait:
anti: mere marks ghat aye ne. . :cry:
cobra: kinne? :waitin:
anti: 99% :happy:
cobra : rabb to dar kudiye ene ch ta 3 munde pass ho jande :blah: :blah:
2323
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:17:36 AM »
power nu krayane di dukaan te job mil gyi...
te MALIK osnu Customer nu attend karn da tareeka dasde hoye kahnda hai.. 8-> 8->
Malik.. -->> Customer kadi v khali na jave.. :wait:Je kuch nai hai ta kuch hor offer krdo..
thori der baad ik Customer aaonda hai.... :sad:
Costmer to power -->>toilet paper daiyo.. :waitin:
power-->> :balle: :balle: toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar lejo..
Customer ...
:angry: :angry:
2324
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:14:10 AM »
Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandhu : Dosa :cooll:
Students : anti jatti,powerlifter,marjana gill
wah wah good ans :balle: :balle:
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandhu : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ?? :excited:
A professor to Sandhu: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandhu : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything” :waitin:
Sandhu: “same 2 you” :rockon:
Sandhu : Im sleep with dad last night  :
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
.
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Sandhu : :wait: :wait:so.. you came after I slept..?
Father to Sandhu : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandhu : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandhu , LKG)……..
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
mand : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandhu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandhu : “Filomina”
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandhu: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Sandhu : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
yahooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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2325
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:04:53 AM »
Golden Words.
Agar duniya mai mehnat ki Qadar hoti
Too Gadha sub se zayada izzat dar hota.....!
* Dedicated to all hardworking and busy friends....*
2326
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:02:35 AM »
Once a Smoker was smoking at airport. A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke? Gentleman:-No. Smoker asked:- is that plane belongs to you? Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice,but that plane is mine
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]
Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health J
2327
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:00:25 AM »
Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
...
kiya lo ga?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai : :laugh: :laugh:
2328
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:54:29 AM »
ਨਾ ਫੌਟੌਆ ਮੇਰੀਆ ਵੇਖਿਆ ਕਰ,
ਫੇਰ ਤੂੰ kahenga ਪਿਆਰ ਹੌ ਗਿਆ,
ਦਿਲ ਤੇਰਾ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਉਗਾ sohniya,
ਜੇ ਮੈਥੌ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਹੌ ਗਿਆ
"ਬਾਂਹ ਫੜਕੇ ਲੈ ਚੱਲ ਮੈਨੂੰ,,,
ਬੜੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਰਾਹਵਾਂ ਦੀ,,
ਜੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਸਜ਼ਾ ਤਾਂ ਮਨਜ਼ੂਰ ਸਾਨੂੰ,
ਪਰ ਕੈਦ ਹੋਵ...ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਬਾਹਵਾਂ ਦੀ..
2329
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:44:41 AM »
Hai pyaar sanu tere naal
humraaz eh farishtey ne
pehchan lai sanu lakhaan cho
eh roohan de rishtey ne .........
2330
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:41:42 AM »
zindgi to dil akk chuka bs
hun mout udeeki jane aa....
khuda ne kismat ki likhi meri....
lakeeran hathan diyan vekhi jane aa...
socheya c raati taare wfa krn ge..
agg suraj di saeki jane aa..
khusiyan nu kehri jholi pawan..
sonu dardan nu aakhi jane aa..
zindgi to dil hun akk chuka..
bs mout udeeki jane aa.........
2331
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:38:40 AM »
ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਆਪਣਾ ਆਪ ਛੁਪਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
ਫੱਟ ਜਿਗਰ ਦੇ ਹਾਸਿਆਂ ਹੇਠ ਦਬਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
ਸਮਝ ਨਾ ਲੈਣ ਕਿ ਅਸੀਂ ਬਾਜ਼ੀ ਹਾਰ ਗਏ,
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਨੈਣਾਂ ਚ' ਨੀਰ ਸੁਕਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ
ਦਿਨ ਵੇਲੇ ਨਾ ਨਿਕਲਿਓ ਏਹ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਲਊ,
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਦਿਲ ਚ' ਉਠਦੇ ਹਉਕਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ
2332
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:41:50 AM »
Ik War Waqt Jo Beet Gya, Oh Mudke Kade V Aaunda Nahi
Koi V Pal Kade V Khud Nu Mud Dohraunda Nahi
Gairaan Di Haar Te Sab Khush Hunde
Apni Haar Te Koi Jashan Mnaunda Nahi
Dard Dil Wich Rakh K V Hassde Rehna
Aisa Kirdaar Har Koi Nibhaunda Nahi
Har Rishta Khudgarji Di Buniyaad Te Tikeya Hunda
Matlab Nikalan To Baad Koi Hass K Bulaunda Nahi
Sab Kujh Jaande Hoye V Kise Bewafa To Wafa Di Umeed Keeti
Tan Hi Tan Hun Ohdi Bewafai To Bina Koi Dard Staunda Nahi
2333
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:40:02 AM »
Ik Bewafa Te Yakeen Keeta
Tan Hi Tan Badnaam Haan Main
Ohdiyan Chalakiyan Ch Dhokha Kha Gya
Aakhir Ik Insaan Haan Main
Rakh Ditta Khud Nu Ohde Sahmne Khulli Kitaab Di Tarah
Par Ohdi Ik V Sachai To Anjaan Haan Main
Jaan Jaan Kehan Waleyan Te Ainve Na Yakeen Karo
rav Wangu Lutte Geyan Layi Ehi Paigaam Haan Main
2334
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:38:57 AM »
Hazaara C Suraj Khyala Ch Saade
Naseeba Ch Beshak Sawera Na Hove
Asi Waar Diti Ohde Utto Saari Zindgaani
Hun Ohda Ae Kasoor J Oh Mera Na Hove
2335
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:37:37 AM »
Chit Karda Tere Kol Bai Ke Dil Da Haal Sunava Main
Kinj Langheya Ae Bin Tere Mera Ik-Ik Saal Ginnava Main
Kinj Raatan Nu Uth-Uth Ke Tasveera Nu Gal Launda Saa
Yaad Teri Ne Kinj Bunn Rakhe, Dil Te Jaal Sunava Main
Mehfil Vich Tanhai Vich, Tere Hi Zikar Hai Har Vele
Ni Teri Yaad Ne Ki Ki Keeta Saade Naal Sunava Main
Main Sochda Ki, Main Karda Ki, Likhda Ki Te Main Padhda Ki
Ishq Tere Ne Kinj Kar Chadde Sajjan Behaal Sunava Main
Padhe Likhe Hun rav Nu Jag Ae Kamla Keh Bulaunda Ae
Laggiyan Sohan Mainu Vi Aa Agli Ki Chaal Sunava Main
2336
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:36:05 AM »
Jo Sochan Wich Vi Nai Socheya Si,
Eho Jeha Bhana Warta Gaye Ne,
Lok Ta Mareyan Nu Vi Yaad Rakhde Ne,
Sajjan Sanu Jeundeya Hi Bhula Gaye Ne
2337
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:34:11 AM »
ਯਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਯਾਰ,
ਪਿਆਰ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ,
ਮੋਤ ਦਾ ਹੋਕਾ ,
ਕਿਸਮਤ ਨੂੰ ਮੋਕਾ ,
ਤੇ ਆਸ਼ਿਕ਼ ਨੂੰ ਧੋਖਾ,
ਕਦੇ ਨਾ ਕਦੇ ਮਿਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ
2338
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:31:39 AM »
ਬਾਰੀ ਬਰਸੀ ਖਟਨ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ ਖੱਟ ਕੇ ਲਿਆਂਦਾ ਪੋਣਾ :balle:
Photo ਮੇਰੀ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਤੂੰ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਬਾਲਾ ਸੋਹਣਾ :love:
ਜੱਦ ਕੀਤੇ ਮੈਂ 4-5 Comment... :balle:
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਵਰਗਾ ਕੰਜਰ ਕੋਈ ਨੀ ਹੋਣਾ :angry:
:rockon:
2339
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:30:09 AM »
Most innocent and heart touching lines said By a true lover to his girl friend on Break Up..
Behen mere gift to wapas kar do.. :he:
Tumhari bhabi ko de dunga :blah:
2340
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:28:56 AM »
Lalu :wait: : Itne Sara log football ko laat kyo maar rahe hai? :angry:
ramu : :happy: :happy:Gol kar NE ke liye.
Lalu : :waitin:Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge.
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