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« on: December 24, 2010, 04:23:46 AM »
power : Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
simrii : Aaisa kab hota hai?
power : Phone karte waqt.. :laugh: :laugh:
2282
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:20:40 AM »
Suniya galiya paiya PJ diyan ajja ve hik tan k,
Sun ve sohniya kahto darda aaja mirza bak k,
Zulfan de jhal mara sooja ptt da saranna la k,
CHAT Box vich aa ja sohniya soo gaye PJ de member sare..... :laugh: :laugh:..
2283
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:14:21 AM »
Amli Jurassic Park Film Vekh Reha Si,
Dainasour Vekh Ke Kursi Piche Lukk Gaya,
Naal Baitha Jatt Boleya: Oye Amliya,O A Ta Film Aa,
Amli: Aapa Nu Ta Pata Par Dainasour Nu Ta Nai Pata :laugh: :laugh:
2284
« on: December 23, 2010, 06:34:05 PM »
2 eyes are best frnds.
Both will blink together,move, cry, see n sleep 2gether
But if they see a girl only 1 will blink
Moral:- A girl can break any relation. :laugh: :laugh:
2285
« on: December 23, 2010, 06:10:48 PM »
1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf policeman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Believe this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too. :laugh:
2286
« on: December 23, 2010, 06:05:25 PM »
CD-ROM GIRLS - She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS - Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS - She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS - Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS - She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS - She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS - She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS - Everyone know [...]
2287
« on: December 23, 2010, 05:47:12 PM »
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status :laugh: :laugh:
2288
« on: December 23, 2010, 03:48:58 AM »
Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v’ll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad.
Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free.
Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free.
Grandpa(boss) cals Seceratary:Tour Canceld.
Im wid my grandson dis week.
Sec cals husb: Tour cancl
Husb cals GF: Wife not going
GF cals boy: Dis week ur clas as usual
Boy cals grand pa: Sory I ve 2 attnd my class.
Grand pa cals Secy:V r going abroad..
2 b cont.
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2289
« on: December 23, 2010, 03:45:58 AM »
One day he went to shopkeeper and said
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"PLZ give me some broken money to let it climb on GURUDWARA".
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« on: December 23, 2010, 03:41:55 AM »
Wife Hints 2 cobra singh for A New Car
Saying, :wait: :wait: :wait:
"Dear, Buy Me Something that Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs When I am On It..."
Husbnd Gifted Her :blah: :blah:
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a weight machine :blah: :blah:
WIFE.... :angry: :angry:
2291
« on: December 23, 2010, 03:28:09 AM »
How does lazy people like jhanda amli power and billu bakra take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani :laugh: :laugh:
2292
« on: December 22, 2010, 04:40:50 PM »
Zulfaan Terian Chudail Vargiyaan,
vehle baith rab ne bnayian,
gode gode chadi shikri,
utto juaan ne ronakaan layian,
ik tera rang mushki,
dooja mushk tere ton maare,
Mittran da sah rukda,,
prah ho k beth mutiyare :laugh: :laugh:
2293
« on: December 22, 2010, 04:28:37 PM »
Life ....
College life is like Reliance !!
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" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"
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Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!
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" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
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After Engagement is Like Idea!!
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" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"
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After Marrige is like Hutch!!
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" Where U go.. network Follows"
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After Kid is like BSNL!!
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" All lines are Buzy"
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so frnds enjoy each moments
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2294
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:36:08 PM »
Ik zaruri suchna:
Driving karde time,
Sharab na pio.
Kyu k..
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Kyu k..
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SPEED BREAKER AA JAN TE PEG DUL SAKDA HAI! :laugh: :laugh:
2295
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:32:14 PM »
Koi BOOK esi milti jis pe Dil luta dete
Hr Sbjct ne Dimag khaya
ksi ek ko nipta dete
Ab Syllabs dekh k ye sochte hen k
1 mahena or hota to Dunia hila dete..
2296
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:28:50 PM »
Papa - Beti engineering di degree to baad ki karna?
Beti - MBA
Papa - oh ki hunda?
Beti - Mundiya di Bike te Aashiqi
:laugh: :laugh:
2297
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:23:25 PM »
Tu kahe ta mai tenu pyarna kra....
tera hukam hove ta mai intjaar na kra...
je karni hove bewafai ta eho jihi kari ............
ki mai kde kise nu pyar na kra............................
2298
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:21:27 PM »
ikk gunah asi vaar vaar kar kita,
sohne yaar nu rab toh phela yaad kita.
na rab rkhya na yaar phela vrga reha,
asin dovan nu paun layi khud nu barbaad kita
2299
« on: December 22, 2010, 04:47:55 AM »
Kyon SANDAL dikhati :blah: :blah: ho hame...
hum to tumhari ZULFOUN pe marte hain... :love:
Jee chahta hai kho jaayen inmein,... :blah: :blah:
Per inmein baithiJUOUN se darte hain :angry: :angry:
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« on: December 22, 2010, 04:42:08 AM »
sarb : Begum aj koi aisi bat kaho
jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye or jal b jaye..?
WIFE: tumhare sab doston main
sab se acha kiss krny ka style tmhara hy
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