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2261
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:34:20 AM »
Saare Mitt Jawange Khaab Mere Tad Jad Main Akhan Metanga
Hath Khali Nazri Aawange Jad Main Arthi Te Letanga
Maa Rougi Meri Futt-Futt Ke, Koi Chees Sunai Nai Deni
Mehsoos Na Hona Dard Rta, Jad Haddan Di Dhooni Sekanga
Narkan 'Ch Ja Sawargan 'Ch Main Ghumoo Awara Arsha 'Ch
Kise Hor Desh Nu Jawanga, Ja Mud-Mud Amri Nu Vekhanga
Ki Main Mukt Howanga Moha Ton, Ki Bhull Jawange Yaar Mere
Ki Mera Butt Banaya Jawega, Pathar Da Ja Reta Da
Ki Us Dehleej De Paar Peya, Chaa Hai Ja Fir Sog Koi?
"rav" Aje Koi Saar Nahi Jad Mukriyan Saha Vekhanga
2262
« on: December 26, 2010, 12:03:56 PM »
Avien ta ni koi chad janda
Shayad sade vich hi koi kasoor hove
Q kise nu bewafa kahiye
Ki pata oh kina mazboor hove
Badal janda har koi ithe
Jedha basda thori door hove
Ki pata hou koi aagun sade vich
jehra sajhna nu na kabool hove
Baki dukh jaan bujh k koi ni dinda
Hunda oh hi jo rab nu manzoor hove.............
2263
« on: December 26, 2010, 11:56:20 AM »
Railway station te 1 AMLI te 1 GUJRATI-bande diya gharwalia gum ho gyian.
AMLI to GUJ-Yaar teri biwi dekhan ch kida di hai?
GUJ-Kya puchte ho g pari hai pari,5'6 ki height,kale lambe baal,hirni jaisi ankhein,shakl aisi k chand b sharma jaye,
Aur tumhare wali kaisi hai?
AMLI-Oye meri nu chad,Pehla teri labhde aa
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2264
« on: December 26, 2010, 11:54:04 AM »
EK punjab police dey inspector ney Poltry farm khreed lyaa.
Inspector ney sab murgiyan nu keha- J sab ne raat 2-2 ande na dite tan vekh lyo fer.
Sab ne 2 ande dite par ek ne sirf ek anda dita.
Inspector-Tu ek anda kyun dita? Usne jawab dita- Janab eh V tuhade darr nal he dita hai vaise main tah MURGA haan.
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:laugh: :laugh:
2265
« on: December 26, 2010, 11:44:51 AM »
POLICE WALA APNE MUNDE NU:
OYE TERE NO. BADE GHAT AAYE HAN..
MAIN TERA TV,cricket,mobile sab band kar dena hai!
te munda:O chadd bapu aah phar 50 Rs. gal mukdi kar.........
:superhappy: :superhappy:
2266
« on: December 25, 2010, 01:02:02 PM »
mr.&mrs dahhi bhalla request the pleasure of your company to attend the marriage of there son kakka
gol gappa
wed with
bibi pappadi
(D/O Mr&Mrs kachori samosa of tiki pur)
on 29th jun at the pastery hall ,, near jalebi chowk(lijjat papad nagar, rasgulla pur)
R.S.V.P.:-
ALL MASALEY & PICKELS
(MELE CHACHU KI SHADI MAIN JALOOL AANA)
BABY BOONDI
PLZ ALL PJ MEMBER HAVE TO INVITED :laugh: :laugh:
2267
« on: December 25, 2010, 12:43:12 PM »
Bohot Achhe
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Bohot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kar Dita
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bohot Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bakwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :rockon: :rockon:
2268
« on: December 25, 2010, 06:05:46 AM »
ek din power di mom ramu nu:meri chappal labh de.
smart power after 5 mins
open google.com nd
type bebe de khabe pair di chappal....... :blah: :blah:
2269
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:19:01 PM »
Who is a tru INDIAN?
RAJIV GANDHI..
why..?
Becoz, he is the only leader who followd d rule
"Al Indians R My Brothrs n Sistrs"
n married a Foreign Item! :laugh:
2270
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:16:41 PM »
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. :laugh:
2271
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:13:55 PM »
Classic Example to prove gals r selfish:
when i was a small kid, so many gals wanted 2 kiss me, i allowed
Now i want 2 kiss many gals but dey dnt allow... how selfish :laugh: :laugh:
2272
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:27:20 AM »
Kehande punjab police di koi rees nai. . .
Kal ik bhaia neher ch naha reha c te police vala kehanda. . .
"chal oe bahar aa k kapde pa teri talashi leni hai"
:laugh: :laugh:
2273
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 AM »
A pretty young girl walks inside a Professor's cabin and says:
"Mein marks milane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakati hoon"
Professor: Kya kahaa? Kuchh bhi?
Girl (thodaa sharma ke): Sir aap jo kahenge woh karoongi?
Professor: Kuchh bhi karogee???
Girl: (aur thodaa sharmaa ke): Haan sir... kuchhhhh bhi karoongi.
Professor: Toh padhaayi karo..
********************************
2 cockroach hospital ke ICU me admit hain.
Pehlaa poochhtaa hai: "kyoon bhai Baygon effect?"
Doosraa: "No yaar Paragon"
2274
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:07:08 AM »
Ek Ladkaa bus stop pe khade khade ek ladki ko dekh kar gaana gaane lagtaa hai:
"Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon
Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon"
Girl:
"Matthaa Tek,
Prasaad chadhaa aur
Dafaa ho jaa"......
:laugh: :laugh:
2275
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:00:55 AM »
Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .
Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.
Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.
Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.
Kyun hota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.
Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
SCIENCE HAS ALL THE SOLUTIONS
2276
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:07:06 AM »
ਛਡਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦਾ ਮੁਹੱਲਾ ਗਲੀ ਬਾਜ਼ਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਪਰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਇਥੇ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਦਾ ਖਰੀਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਭਰੀ ਟੋਕਰੀ ਜਿਥੇ ਵੀ ਰਖੀ ਵੇਚਣ ਲਈ,
ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਹੀ ਲੰਘ ਜਾਏ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਠੋਕਰ ਮਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦੀ ਹਰ ਦੀਵਾਰ ਤੇ ਇੰਝ ਕਿਉਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ,
ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਭਿੱਜੀਆਂ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਖਰੀਦੇ ਖਬਰਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਵਿਚ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਬਦਲੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਟਾਵਣ ਆਏ ਸੀ,
ਘਰ ਘਰ ਜਾ ਅਸਾਂ ਹੋਕਾ ਦਿਤਾ ਖੁਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਦਰ ਦੁਆਰ ਕੋਈ,
2277
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:03:37 AM »
Har geet kahani keh janda is ishq diyaan zanjeeran di.
Arshan cho digge ranjhe di, mahalan to ujdian heeran di.
Eh rog tabahi kar turde ohna dil to bane fakeeran di.
Par fer ve je koi ishq kare tan samjho galti hai takdeeran di.
2278
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:01:33 AM »
Augana to bharaya ha, aukat mitti jihi rakhda ha,
Bahut gareeb ha dhan pakho, dil di daulat rakhda ha,
Yaaran ne ralhaya rab to vadhke, ahsaan ohna da manda ha,
Jinna jamaya, palaya, payar dita, sadka jaan ohna to karda ha,
Mai ha kakh galiyan da, sada maaran kadma dian jarda ha…
2279
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:49:55 AM »
power :-yaar menu aj kujh ni c aunda paper khali chad aea main te
billu bakra :-yaar aunda tan menu v kujh ni c
jhanda amli :- ooh my god master hun eh samjhu k asi tina ne nakal mari a :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2280
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:27:50 AM »
Aasmaan me kaali ghatta chayi hai...
Aaj fir Teacher se maar khayi hai....
Hame kehti hai k bacho sudhar jaao,
Par kya kare galti hamari bhi to nahi,
Ye MADAM aaj fir se PATOLA jo ban kar aayi hai...
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