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Jokes Majaak / babies teeth......
« on: January 01, 2011, 04:45:58 AM »
If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth??
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you..fool..a..new..baby..born..don't..hv..teeth :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / cos liers go to hell
« on: January 01, 2011, 04:37:39 AM »
when u feel sad .to cheer up just go to mirror & say..
'm realy so CUTE...u'll overcome ur sadness......
but don't make it a habit.............
cos liers go to hell . . :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / Dil de darda nu
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:32:59 AM »
Dil de darda nu kithe sut daie rabba,
Ina darda wich wch yaar di khusbu aundi Ae.
Lakh vari dil todan sajjan sada,
Par fer vi dil ch tasvir yaar di nazar aundi ae.

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Shayari / Tere bin sajna kinu chavange,
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:31:35 AM »
Tere bin sajna kinu chavange,

kinu dil da hal sunavange,

tere nal saadi zindgi ae,

kadi mile tenu samjavange,

 kite tu chadke na tur javi

asi jeunde ji maar javange.....

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Jokes Majaak / Y... B'ful Girls Dont Study...
« on: December 31, 2010, 11:26:53 AM »
Beautiful Kuddiyan jyaadde Studies kyon nai kardiyaann....


























Coz they know:

Duniya de kisi kone vich koi gadha bevkooff ohna lye Engnieer ya Doctor ban rya honnaa.... !
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / husbnd to wife....
« on: December 29, 2010, 06:46:18 AM »
Train me ek husband apni wife se-
Tujh se shadi kar k pachhta raha hu
Dil karta hai tujhe kutte k agge daal du.
Samne wala passenger: BHAO. BHAO. BHAO :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / ek kutta...
« on: December 29, 2010, 06:44:16 AM »
Ek DOGGY subha se sham tak bhonkta rha!

baobao
baoooo
baobaobao
baoooo
bao
bao
baooo
baoooo
baoo..baaoooo
baoooo
baaaooooooo
bao
bao
bao
baooo
baoooooo
baooo
baooooooo

baoooo
baoooo






Haan! Bilkul aise hi… :excited: :excited:

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ਬੜੇ Msg kite ਸੋਹਨੇ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਨੂੰ,
ਅਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਨਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਜਵਾਬ ਆਇਆ,
ਜਾਂ ਫਿਰ USB ਟੁੱਟੀ ਤੇ ਜਾਂ broadband si limit ਮੁੱਕੀ,
ਤੇ ਜਾਂ ਫਿਰ sohniya de computer wich virus aiya,
ਜਾਂ ਫਿਰ PJ ਦੀ ਸਾਰੀ ਡਾਕ ਰੁੱਲਗੀ,
ਤੇ ਜਾਂ ਫਿਰ facebook ਵਿਚ ਭੁਚਾਲ ਆਇਆ,
ਰੱਬ ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰੇ ਸੋਹਨੇ ਸੱਜਣਾਂ ਤੇ,
ਜਿਨੂੰ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ cheta v na aya.........

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Jokes Majaak / Lwr to dr....
« on: December 29, 2010, 06:39:35 AM »
Lwr to dr. : teri choti jehi galti kise admi nu dharti ton 10 feet thale bhej dindi hai..

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Dr. :aur teri choti jehi galti kise admi nu dharti toh 10 feet upar bhej dindi hai... :thaa: :thaa:

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Jokes Majaak / honey singh to his girl frd
« on: December 29, 2010, 06:30:56 AM »
honey singh to his girl frd


Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me,
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me,
swera jab hua,
to JUTE pad Gye,
Wo TERE NAAM wale baal GHAJNI me badal Gaye  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / mand da brak dance....
« on: December 28, 2010, 09:05:16 AM »
mand sahib ek din cycle di brake hath ch fadke nach reha si :dumlak:
Sandhu aya te kehnda:tu aah ki kar reha hai :waitin:
mand: Paagal tenu disda nahi main brake dance kar reha haan.... :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / honey singh to teacher
« on: December 28, 2010, 09:03:32 AM »
Teacher to honey singh


Why u don't study whole year & spend slepless nyts during exams? :angry:

honey singh-- "kinare par rehne se hume inkar Nhi,Magr tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai" :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu to power
« on: December 28, 2010, 09:01:32 AM »
sandhu....Yarr Tere Ghar Kol Koi 1_2 carore Di Kothi Vikdi Aa :wait:?????

power......Aaho Haigi Aa Bari Ghaint Aa :happy:
sandhu...Fer Tu Aap Hi Lai Lawi Mere Kol Te Paise Hai Ni :blah:
power... :angry: :angry:

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Jokes Majaak / ਫਿਰ ਲੱਬਾ ਦੂਸਰੀ
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:57:40 AM »
ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦਾ ♥ :break: ਤੋੜਕੇ ਤੂੰ ਫਿਰੇ ਭੂਸਰੀ  :balle:

ਜੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਤੇਰੀ ਫੜਕੇ ਗੁਤਨੀ  ਦੋ ਲਾਵਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਛਿੱਤਰ  :thaa: :thaa:

ਫਿਰ ਲੱਬਾ ਦੂਸਰੀ  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / sheela ki jawani
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:51:03 AM »
power to jhanda amli
power .....
yaar amlia .
amli ha bhai 22
power



Jab Reshma ki jawani aayi tab hum bachhe thhe . :blah:

Ab Sheela ki jawani aayi tab hamare bachhe hain . :laugh:

Ye ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan kyun nahin hoti ? :wait:

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Shayari / baap(father)
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:47:58 AM »
Maa di sift ta har koyi kr janda,
pr Baap kise nu v nhio yaad rehnda...

hunda Baap v RABB da roop yaaro,
jis de sir te ghar abaad rehnda...

ohde seene vich v ik dil hai jo,
aulad di khushi lyi sdaa betaab rehnda...

behisaab pyar nhi dekhda koyi v,
bs ohde gusse da har kise nu hissab rehnda

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Jokes Majaak / KUTTE JAISI NAZAR
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:43:53 AM »
EK LADKI PARTY ME EK LADKE SE :blah:

KYA AAP MERE FACE SE EK CHEEZ HATA SAKTE HO :love:


LAKDA KHUSH HO KAR BOLA KYA?? :happy:

LADKI-APNI KUTTE JAISI NAZAR :thaa:

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Shayari / Jeonde Jee Ohde Mukh Nu
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:40:23 AM »
Mainu Jaan Apni Oh Kehan Wale
Kyo Kar Apne Ton Vakh Gaye Ne
Mainu Samaj Rata Na Aaundi Ae
Ainaa Chaahun Wale Kyo Saatho Ak Gaye Ne
Kade Phullan Jehe Dil Apne Vich Rakhde C
Hun Hoke Vakh, Jind Saadi Nu Kyo Kandeyan Ute Rakh Gaye Ne
sandhu Nu Zindgi Naal C Pyar Bada
Par Ghut K Gal Ohdian Sadhran Da
Jeonde Jee Ohde Mukh Nu, Kyo Naal Kafan De Dhak Gaye Ne
 :cry:

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Shayari / Tu Yaad Aauna Chad De
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:38:34 AM »
Dil Cho Bhulauna Chaheya Main Tan Lakh Waar Ve
Par Na Bhulaya Jaye Maithon Tera Pyaar Ve
Zindagi Cho Khad Ditta Dil Cho Vi Khad De
Vasta Khuda Da Mainu Yaad Aauna Chad De
Tu Yaad Aauna Chad De…

Jo Insaan Sareyan Nu Hasaunda Hove Ki Pta Andro Kinna Oh Dhukhi Hove :break: :break:

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Shayari / Sab Ton Wadh Sajawan
« on: December 28, 2010, 08:37:19 AM »
Mere Dil Diyan Khushian Utte Rehnda Hardam
Dukhaan Da Parchhawan
Ik Pal V Eh Sath Na Chhad Da, Main Jithe V Jawan
Main Sunneya Marre To Bina Rabb Kise Nu Milda Nahi
Nahi Tan Ohnu Hi Haal Sunawan
Ohdi Pooja Karan Wale Tan Kehnde 'Sab Nu Pyaar Karo'
Par J Koi Karda Tan Ohnu Hi Kyon Mildiyan
Sab Ton Wadh Sajawan

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