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2221
« on: January 04, 2011, 05:03:15 AM »
ਕੰਦਾ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਦਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਹਰ ਰਾਤ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਦੀ ਹੈ....
ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਲਗਦਾ ਹੈ ਓ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਹੀ ਫਿਰਦੀ ਹੈ..
ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਰੇਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਬਾਤਾਂ ਪਾ ਪਾ ਹਾਰ ਗਏ...
ਓ ਚੰਨ ਬੰਨ ਕੇ ਹੁਣ ਗੈਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਚਮਕ ਰਹੀ....
ਮੈਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਭੁਲਾਵਾਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਓਸ ਮਹਿਬੂਬਾ ਨੂ....
ਜੋ ਗੁਜੀਆਂ ਸੱਟਾਂ ਬੰਨ ਕੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿਚ ਰੜ੍ਹਕ ਰਹੀ
2222
« on: January 04, 2011, 05:01:25 AM »
ਜੱਗ ਭਾਂਤ-ਭਾਂਤ ਦੀ ਮੰਡੀ
ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਭੇਦ-ਭਾਵ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੰਡੀ
ਐਥੇ ਬੇਇਮਾਨੀ ਦੀ ਝੰਡੀ
ਕੁਲਫ਼ੀ-ਗਰਮ ਜਲੇਭੀ-ਠੰਡੀ
ਕਿਸ ਭਟਕਣ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੱਬਾ ਪੈ ਗਈ ਏ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ
ਬਸ ਖੁਦਗਰਜ਼ਾ ਦਾ ਮੇਲਾ ਬਣਕੇ ਰਹਿ ਗਈ ਏ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ..........
2223
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:52:48 AM »
One day powers Girlfriend asks him,-- Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
power:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No. :won:
GF- :scared: :scared: :scared:
2224
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:43:46 AM »
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
2225
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:40:00 AM »
anti jatti :nurse: :nurse:: Oye, tu to Doctor kol jaana si, ki gall gyi ni?
khish mish: Kal jaungi, ajj thodi tabeeyat khrab hai...  : :
2226
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:30:32 AM »
Sandhu: Name 5 animals living in the water?
anti jatti: 1 Frog.
Sandhu: Right, go on, name 4 more?
anti jatti: Frog's brother, sister, dad and mom. :cooll: :cooll:
2227
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:26:31 AM »
Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho
2228
« on: January 04, 2011, 04:21:31 AM »
iF a GirL is iN Love, ♥
her parents wud say,
"Who z that Idiot?"
If a Boy is iN Love,
his parents r gona say,
"Idiot, who z that girL?"
MoraL : No matter
who z in Love,
BOYS r aLways Idiot.. =D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2229
« on: January 02, 2011, 09:03:08 AM »
Mud Kado Aayegi Oh Ohde Bina Waqt Langaye Nhi Jande
Ro-Ro Akhiyan Thakian, Maitho Hor Hanju Bhaye Nhi Jande
Kinu Sunava Dard Apna Har Ik Kol Dukhde Sunaye Nhi Jande
Har Ik Ho Gya Bedard Mere Dukh Kise Ton V Hun Vandaye Nhi Jande
Zindgi Muk Chli Ode Intzaar Ch, rav Ton Ohde Dita Jakham Bhulaye Nhi Jande
2230
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:56:53 AM »
Love is what makes your heart beat.
Love is the healing power of your heart and soul.
Love is that beauty within.
Love is what makes dreams come true.
Love is the fuel of the heart and soul.
Love is the foundation of life.
Love is the meaning of life.
2231
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:53:30 AM »
Jan - ROSE
Feb - PROPOSE
Mar - GIFT
April - LIFT
May - CHATING
June - DATING
July - MIS YOU
August - KISS YOU
Sep - ANGER
Oct - DANGER
Nov - LEFT
Dec - NEXT
2232
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:51:56 AM »
1.Time ki bacht
2.Acchi nind
3.Kohi miss call nahi
4.Koi chinta nahi
5.No boring sms
6.Koi safai nahi ki number busy ka........
2233
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:45:33 AM »
ਨਵਾਂ ਖੋਲਾਂਗਾ ਸਕੂਲ,
ਜਿਥੇ ਵੱਖਰੇ ਹੋਣਗੇ ਅਸੂਲ ,
ਸਿਰਫ ਆਸਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਮ ਹੀ ਲਿਖਾਏ ਜਾਣਗੇ ,
ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ ਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਆਸ਼ਕੀ ਦੇ ਡਿਪਲੋਮੇ ਕਰਾਏ ਜਾਣਗੇ ,
ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਆਸ਼ਕ ਜਿਥੇ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਲਾਏ ਜਾਣਗੇ ,
ਉਥੇ ਪਰਿੰਸੀਪਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਸ਼ਰੀਫ ਬਣਾਏ ਜਾਣਗੇ।
2234
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:43:48 AM »
sandhu-aajo aajo lang aao...Kutte ton na daro..
jatti anti- eh vad da ta nai...?
sandhu-ehi ta check karna hai ajj hi lyanda a na.... :laugh: :laugh:!
2235
« on: January 02, 2011, 08:41:48 AM »
fateh ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
sandhu Saab: Aur Jatt Saab, kaisi guzar rahi hai?
fateh: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi :laugh: :laugh:
2236
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:11:40 AM »
Hanjhua nu Akhan ch Sajha ke Rakheya.
Chirag bujh gaye kud nu Jalan di kosish kar reha hai.
Na samjh ki tere to Bichard ke khush haan main,
rav taan loka de layi Muskura reha Hai.
2237
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:09:46 AM »
Thokar lage tainu v kise di mohabbat di,
tad mohabbat meri da tainu ehsaas hove,
fer tu mange dil sada,
par tere kadma ch MERI LAASH hove.
2238
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:07:01 AM »
Pindo door pind di kahani yaad aave,
Bohran thale lagi oho dhaani yaad aave.....
Bhulea ni janda oh school wala rasta,
turi jandi oh marjani yaad aave.....
2239
« on: January 01, 2011, 05:00:23 AM »
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create The Biggest Doubt
In Your Lover's Mind About You ??
Simple!
Just Suddenly Sms Him/Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO! :laugh: :laugh:
2240
« on: January 01, 2011, 04:56:53 AM »
Ek Cockroch hotel gaya or waiter se kaha:
1 gattar malai,
1 bowl choha soap,
1 fry nazla,
1 glass vomit-shake le ao
lekin plz yarr hath Dettol Soap se dho lena. :excited: :excited:
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