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2161
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:12:14 AM »
sentijatt-Doctor Sb. main ki karan ke jis nal meri umar vadd jave,
Doctor-Tu viah kar lai,
sentijatt-Ki is nal umar vadd jaogi ???
Doctor-Nahi,es nal umer tan nai vaddni,par tera shonk khatam ho jaoga ga.... :cooll: :cooll:
2162
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:08:53 AM »
jad turi c teri doli ni ,,,,
main daru di botal kholi ni..
te ik mota jeha peg layea ...
kal tere viah vich ni main
han diye hyee waiter banke ayea
:cooll: :cooll:
2163
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:07:09 AM »
A new born baby suddenly after his birth.
Ask a nurse do u have a msg pack.
Nurse said:- yes.
Baby: then please message to god & ask him k mein darti par thek thak punch chuka hu.ab meri girl friend ko b darti par bhej do..
:won: :won:
2164
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:45:49 AM »
Gill : Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Stylishheer : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Gill : Phone karte waqt..
:omg: :omg:
2165
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:43:24 AM »
ik war ashfaq gujar nu moka milda apni mehboba nu ghar lejaan da
oh moka daikh k
pardey la dinda eh
lights band kar dinda eh
darwajey band kar dinda eh
tey bed tey akey kehnda eh
aja mery kol ehtey bed tey
jado bed tey ikahtey hundey ney
ashfaq bahji kehnda ah daikh meri
GHADI CH LIGHT JAGDI EH :excited: :excited: :excited:
2166
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:40:19 AM »
Ik vaar Mand chori karan janda...tajori de ute likhya hunda
" TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jida uhne button dabbiya alarm vaj gaya te police aa gai.....janda hoya Mand kehnda... :angr: :angr:
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"AJ MERA INSANIYAT To VISHWAS UTH GAYA "!!!!
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2167
« on: January 17, 2011, 10:36:12 AM »
Na fashiön diya ruttän hundiän...
Na hi 2 - 2 guttan hundiya...
Sab nakhre bhul jandiyän..
Je kudiyän de v muchhan hundian.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
paper yaara nu aunda ni si,
naal baithi kuri diyaa akhaa naal mel ho gya,
paas aapa waise v ni c hona,ohnu kehta tere karke yaar fail ho gya
2168
« on: January 17, 2011, 09:49:49 AM »
Husband: Begum aj koi aisi bat kaho
jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye or jal b jaye..?
WIFE: tumhare sab doston main
sab se acha kiss krny ka style tmhara hy
2169
« on: January 17, 2011, 09:46:23 AM »
~ some future bollywood movie titlez...~
java Wale Job Le Jayenge
Hum Disconnect Ho Gaye Sanam,
Meri Hardisk Tumhare Paas Hai
Aao Chat Kare
Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Key
Programmer No 1
Mera Naam Developer
Badalate Platforms
Kuch Kuch Download Hota Hai
Kahani Keyboard Ki
Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain
Har Kohi Jo Hack Ho Gah
Do(2) Processor Baarah(12) Terminal
Mera Code Chal Gaya
Har Din Jo Mail Karega
Khel Virus Ka
Aur Logout Ho Gaye
Virus Aur Antivirus
Yeh Raste Hain Internet Kay
Network Ke Ush Paar
Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai
Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
Onlinepan
Login Karo Sajana
Naukar PC Ka
Firewall (Border)
Net Bin
Meri Debugging
Restart To Hona Hi Tha
Tera Mera Program
Partition (Deewar)
Rehna Hai Tehre Inbox Main
1942 - A Bug Story
Kabhi Connect, Kabhi Disconnect
Raju Ban Gaya MCSE..!
Kaho Na Virus Hai
2170
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:56:53 AM »
sandhu: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
sandhu : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.....
2171
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:52:20 AM »
Doctor- Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mand- Pehle se zyada khrab hai.
Doctor- Dawai khali thi kya?
Mand- Nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor- Mera matlab dawai le li thi?
Mand- Ji chemist shop se to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Mand- Nahi, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor- Abe gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
Mand- Nahì sahab peelia toh mujhe tha.....!!
2172
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:50:05 AM »
Doctor :- So you think you are a dog.
Patient :- Yes doctor.
Doctor :- How long have you been thinking that you are a dog?
Patient :- Ever since i was a puppy.
:rockon: :rockon:
2173
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:48:04 AM »
sarb gill : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. :nurse:
DOCTOR : when? :wait:
sarb : morning eight o clock doctor.
:he:
DOCTOR: now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment?
sarb: doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock. :cooll: :cooll:
2174
« on: January 16, 2011, 04:45:06 AM »
anti ne hotel ch ik PIZZA order kita...
:happy: :happy:
waiter ne 5 min baad pizza leyanda...
Waiter : madam pizze de 6 piece kara ke 8...
anti : 6 hi karde... 8 khade ni jaane :omg: :omg:
2175
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:48:50 AM »
girlfriend wo hoti hai jo ladko ko TOK -TOK kar uski sari aadten badal deti hai..................
aur phir ye keh kar chod deti hai k
TUM PEHLE JAISE NAHEE RAHE..............
:blah: :blah:
2176
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:43:38 AM »
sarb gill and his Girlfriend
sarb:-Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun main
baithe baithe yunhi kho jata hun main
Kya yehi "pyaar" hai :love: :love: :love:?
Girlfriend:-Nahiiii.....Marjanaya tainu kamzori hai :blah: :blah:
2177
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:40:23 AM »
sahan vich tu vasdi hain ,
Dus kIve rok lavan ohna sahan nu ,
Mukki nahi udeek tere aon di,
Kive takkno hat Ja rahan nu ,
Rokan bathere par nahi rukde ,
HanJu hauke hawan nu ,
Pata nahi kisdi chandri nazar Laggi hai,
Mere saJre chawan nu ,
Rab kare Qyamat howe te tu mil Jaawen ,
Phir seh lavange sab saJawan nu ,
Je nahi auna ta kabool karee ,
BheJ reha haan hawa de hath duawaan nu !
2178
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:37:47 AM »
A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..
Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.
Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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2179
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:34:06 AM »
Ek anti jatti thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai...............
2180
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:28:23 AM »
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nu ohdi gf chad gai. . . . :break:
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roj ohde ghar agge ja k toilet kar aunda c. . . :thaa: :thaa:
Ik din ohdi ex-GF ne puchea aidan kyu karda. . :waitin: :waitin: ??
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kehanda aeh dassan vaaste k tere bina bhukkhe ni marde. . . :blah:
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