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« on: January 25, 2011, 12:12:02 PM »
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power
that can stop u?
Guess what??
"Bappu dia Juttian". :excited: :excited: :excited:
2142
« on: January 24, 2011, 09:51:54 AM »
doctor.tere eh 3 dand kive tut gae... Sandhu..yr wife ne bara kadak halwa banaya c.... Doctor.ta nai khana c nah kr denda sandhu.nah he kiti c ta he tute ne yr j ohde kehn te kha lainda ta bach jane c yr,
2143
« on: January 24, 2011, 09:44:31 AM »
anty to doctor.tusi ta keh c swere swere game khedan nal sehat thik rahu par mainu ta koi fark nai paya,... Doctor...kehri game khed de o madam g.. Anty..mobile te sup vali game g.
2144
« on: January 23, 2011, 03:33:03 PM »
munni badnam ho gai pj te aa k. ..,bechari khud he fass gai bf jayada bna k.... Munni bari c sareef jad navi navi pj te aai c...fer sara din sarri raat ohne chat te langai c....akh jane khane nal ohne dina vch vatai c..,.ajj kise hor kal kise hor te try c.,..har kise lai id navi he bnai c.... Par munni ki jane ajj kal de ranjhe v chalk ne....har roj navi id tu aunde oh v aap ne....galti nal munni tu try ik te he 2 var kar ho gai....nave nave bf bnaude munni dina vch he far ho gai....hon rove mathe hath maar eh ki kr ho gaya....mera sacha sucha pyr kive far ho gaya.... Ese gal te munni de pyr di khani sareaam ho gai.....pj ute aa k munni badnam ho gai.....
2145
« on: January 23, 2011, 02:07:16 PM »
boy to girl..frndship karoge? Girl..nahi mere parnts alow nahi krte sry boy.aho jive mere peo ne ta mainu asiq union de membrship lai k diti a..
2146
« on: January 23, 2011, 01:52:58 PM »
teacher.late kyu a aaj v jad k tere sare dosta da jhund time nal aunda a ohna nal school kyu nai aunda student.jhund bna k kutte chalde ne sher hamesa ikala aunda a madam g]
2147
« on: January 21, 2011, 01:48:25 PM »
Teacher:....Fes Maffi Di Arzi Likho ... :woried: :woried:
Sandhu:....fees Kini AA g... :wait:
Teacher...20 Rs. :he:
Sandhu.....Ma Nahi Likhni :cooll: :cooll:
Teacher:.....Kyu... :wait:
Sandhu:-...Mera Bpu Kehnda 10 20 Rupaye Layi Kise Landi Puchi Di Minaat Nahi kArni :rockon:
Teacher...
2148
« on: January 21, 2011, 01:45:14 PM »
judge: fansi toh phela kisse nu milna hai.
chor (thief) apni wife nu.
judge: apne parents nu nahi milna.
chor(thief) oh ta agla janam lende hi mil jange.
par wife layi 21 saal wait karni pavegi.
:excited: :excited:
2149
« on: January 21, 2011, 01:42:58 PM »
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called." :balle: :balle:
2150
« on: January 19, 2011, 11:28:24 AM »
Aarz he-
Wo bole mehfil me
"kahi hamare joote kho gaye to ghar kese jaenge"
Humne kaha
"aap shayri to shuru kijiye
itne ayenge ki aap gin bi nahi payenge...
:hit: :hit: :hit: :hit: :hit:
2151
« on: January 19, 2011, 11:22:52 AM »
e hass ke yaar naal gal kar laan, loki aakhde yaar naal rali hoi hai.
je paasa wat ke yaar kolo lang ja, loki aakhde yaar naal ladi hoi hai.
bulle shah main lokan NU ki aakha, meri jaan KADAKI 'ch fasi hoi hai...
2152
« on: January 19, 2011, 11:17:25 AM »
Har pal jehda sadde naal naal rehnda see,
tere bina mar jana eh-ho gal kehnda see,
ajj yaad kar dill ohnu boohba mar roooo liya
ik pyar se, hye oh ve sato koh liya
2153
« on: January 19, 2011, 11:14:25 AM »
Lokki puchde yaar naal pyaar kive payi da
Dil hath te rakh k naal lag jayi da
Zakhmaa nu shupa K yaar nu hasayi da
Galat hove yaar te pyaar naal samjhai da
Rus jave j yaar te jind jaan nal mnayi da
Enna pyaar yaar naal payi da
k j rabb bulave yaar nu te aap tur jayi da
2154
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:10:03 AM »
ek baar ek videsi India Aye the usne taj mahal ko dekha kisi se poocha yeh kisne banaya?
oh aadmi bola pata nahi ..
videsi samja pata nahi ne banaya hoga..
phir videsi ne jaipur jal mahal ko dekha poocha yeh kisne banaya?
kisi ne kaha pata nahi?
videsi bola eh bhi pata nahi ne banaaya achcha banaya, phir usne delhi gaya aur udar kudubminar ko dekha kisi se poocha yeh kisne banaya?
kisi ne kaha pata nahi..
videsi socha eh bhi pata nahi ne banaaya what a nice things yar?
definitly i want to meet him..
after some time he saw dead body and asked some body ye koun hai
kisi ne bola pata nahi ..
videsi : hare kismat karab hai milne se pehle pata nahi margaya!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2155
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:08:13 AM »
Hum gujre unki gali se
ajib ITTEFAQ tha..
Hum gujre unki gali se
ajib ITTEFAQ tha..
Un honne feka hum pe Phool...
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha..... :laugh: :laugh:
2156
« on: January 19, 2011, 05:05:06 AM »
ਰਾਜੂ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਗਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਵੇਖਿਆ ਕਿ ਪਿੰਟੂ ਕੁੱਤੇ ਨਾਲ ਸ਼ਤਰੰਜ ਖੇਡ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ। ਰਾਜੂ: ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਐਨਾ ਹੁਸ਼ੀਆਰ ਕੁੱਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਵੇਖਿਆ, ਜੋ ਸ਼ਤਰੰਜ ਖੇਡ ਸਕੇ। ਪਿੰਟੂ: ਐਨਾ ਵੀ ਹੁਸ਼ੀਆਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੈ ਯਾਰ ਪੰਜ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਤਿੰਨ ਮੈਚ ਹਾਰ ਚੁਕਿਆ ਹੈ।
2157
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:35:00 AM »
Ik chuha(Rat) c....
Ik chuhi c...
chuha cricket khed k aya ..
chuhi: kinne RUN banaye......??????
Chuha: "Koi maadra chokke shakke....
koi maarda shot...
Ni tera VELLY YAAR ta
Pehli ball te OUT. :scared: :scared: :scared:
2158
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:30:20 AM »
GIRL'S FATHER to SANDHU- MAIN NAHIN CHAHTA KE MERI YE EKLAUTI BETI
EK GADHE KE SAATH SARI JINDAGI BITAYE. :hit: :hit:
SANDHU - RIGHT... BUS ISILI MAIN OOSE YAHAN SE LE JAANE AAYA HUN SASUR JI..... :nthg: :nthg: :nthg:
2159
« on: January 18, 2011, 09:25:17 AM »
teacher : Cow ne gass khaee : is ka future tens batao?
simmrii (student) : Cow kal dhood degi hahahaha :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:
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« on: January 18, 2011, 09:15:37 AM »
simmrii nu koi mobile te tang karda c :tongue:
toofani ladki g nu gussa agea
simo ne nava sim kharid k usnu msg kita.....
"mein oh walla sim band kar ditta hai hun tera baap v menu tang ni kar sakkda.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.
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