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2121
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:19:19 AM »
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
2122
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:17:21 AM »
An boy and his father from a village, very new to a city, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother"
:cooll: :cooll:
2123
« on: January 28, 2011, 02:05:32 PM »
ਸਾਡੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਫ਼ਕੀਰਾਂ ਦਾ..ਕੀ ਜੀਣਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਮਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਾਰ ਲਿਖੀ..ਤੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਪੈਰ-ਪੈਰ ਤੇ ਹਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੇ ਜੀਣ ਦੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਨਹੀਂ..ਨਾ ਮਰਨ ਦਾ ਗਮ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਬੇਵੱਸ ਲਾਸ਼ ਨੂੰ ਵੇਖ..ਨਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਭਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕਬਰ ਤੇ ਕੋਈ ਫ਼ੁੱਲ ਉੱਗਣਾ ਨਹੀਂ..ਨਾ ਫ਼ੁੱਲ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਧਰਨਾ ਏ
2124
« on: January 28, 2011, 02:04:10 PM »
ਅੱਤਵਾਦ ਕਹਿ ਕੇ ਬਦਨਾਮ ਕੀਤਾ ਲਹਿਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਖੜਕੂ ਕਹਿ ਚੁੱਕੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਘਰੋ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪਹਿਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਬਣ ਗਏ ਮੁਕਾਬਲੇ ਕਈ ਘਰੋ ਗਏ ਸੈਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਕੋਮ ਦੇ ਗੱਦਾਰਾ ਲਈ ਇਹੋ ਹੀ ਸਲਾਹਾ ਨੇ''
ਛਾਤੀ ਉੱਤੇ ਵਾਰ ਕਰੋ ਜੇ ਜੰਮੇ ਤੁਸੀ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਨੇ'''
ਕੱਲਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਘੇਰੀਆ ਸੀ ਗਿੱਦੜਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਵਾਂ ਨੇ''
2125
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »
jhanda amli," power Yaar mai tere lyi ik kudi dekhi aa.. Rhista kar lai, Kudi B.COM hai :blah: :blah:
power," Yaar Guri dekh, kudi chahe Jehri Marzi COM di hoe, bus Pari Likhi hove. :laugh: :laugh:
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2126
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:57:34 PM »
sarb gill.. Kuriya Cheran Collage Gaya Te Ik Kudi Nu Aaundi Dekh Ke Kehnda :love: :love:
"Oh Mitro Jaan Ni Deni Sukki Khabar Laini Mutiyar Di
Kudi Ik Mardi Kann Te Thappar Te Kehndi :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
"Aaho Mutiyara Diya Khabran Layi Chalo Apni Maa Bhawe Civil Hospital Ch Payi Howe Usdi Khabar Na laio Kade :hit: :hit: :hit:
sarb.... :omg: :omg:.
2127
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:54:43 PM »
Pappu - dadi ki aasi hamesha 5 he rawange, tusi, Papa, Mummy, sister or main
Dadi (payar nal)- nai putt, jado tera veah ho jau, assi 6 ho jawange.
Pappu- Je behan da veah gea fr asi 5 ho jana :sad: :sad:
Dadi- nai putt, jado tere munda hoega fr assi 6 ho jana. :balle: :balle:
Pappu- fr dadi tu Mar jana assi fr 5 reh jana :sad: :sad:
Dadi- chup kr khote de putter soaja banda ban k :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
2128
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:51:33 PM »
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES..
Proof is,
After drinking..a Man..
1-Talks unnecessarily
2-Becomes extra emotional n
3-Starts fighting without reason.:-)
:laugh:
2129
« on: January 26, 2011, 08:07:09 AM »
E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai
koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che
O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya....
2130
« on: January 26, 2011, 08:04:59 AM »
chardi umarein, ek yaar miliya
pe gayi naal jis de goori yaari
aankhan jive puniya di chandni
hasdi lagay phulan di kyaari
pata ni kad yaari vich ishq badal gayi
mili zulfan di chha,
laga zindgi ho safal gayi
aiya kitho oh chandra tufaan,
jo le gaya sab rod ni
naal jeen de 7 janam jo laundi si laaray
milay naway sajjan jad,
billo jandi jandi sada pyaar da chhala bhi mor gayi
2131
« on: January 26, 2011, 08:02:38 AM »
OHDI yaad jad v Dil Sade nu toh jaandi,
Sadi akh OHDI yaad vich fer ik wari ro jaandi,
Asi jaagde rehne aa raat nu,
eh kaali raat v haar ke so jandi....
2132
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:23:59 PM »
ਕੋਈ ਡਾਲੀਆਂ ਚੋ ਲੰਘਿਆ ਹਵਾ ਬਣਕੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰਹਿ ਗਏ ਬਿਰਖ ਵਾਲੀ ਹਾਅ ਬਣਕੇ,
ਪੈਂੜਾਂ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਤੀਕ ਦੂਰ ਦੂਰ ਡਿੱਗੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪੱਤੇ,
ਡਿੱਗੇ ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਬਹਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਗੁਨਾਹ ਬਣਕੇ,
ਪਿਆ ਅੰਬੀਆ ਨੂੰ ਬੂਰ ਸੀ ਕਿ ਕੋਇਲ ਕੂਕ ਪਈ,
ਕਿਸੇ ਜਿੰਦ ਬੀਆਬਾਨ ਦੀ ਗਵਾਹ ਬਣਕੇ,
ਕਦੇ ਬੰਦਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਵਾਂਗੂੰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਵੀ ਕਰ,
ਐਂਵੇ ਲੰਘ ਜਾਨਾ ਪਾਣੀਂ ਕਦੇ ਵਾਅ ਬਣਕੇ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਸੀ ਹਾਣਦਾ ਸੀ ਸਾਂਵਲਾ ਜਿਹਾ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਜੁਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਤੁਰ ਗਿਆ ਖੁਦਾ ਬਣਕੇ...
2133
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:23:13 PM »
Mein dil laa ke vekh leya,
is dil te chalda zor nahi,
mere hise bas dard hai aaeya,
hor pale kujh reha baki nahi,
aj ton baad kise naal dil nahi lavaanga,
holi holi tenu bhulda bhulda,
bhul hi javaanga.
2134
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:22:08 PM »
Saaf Saaf keh de agar gila hai koi .............
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Faisla Faasle to kite changa hunda ..........
2135
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:21:04 PM »
Sanu Pyar Vich Is Kadar Trsaya Usne,
Rabb Kre Ena Pyar Usnu V Kash Hove,
Fer Lagiye Usnu Jaan To Pyare Asi,
Par Sadi Ik Jhalak Na Usde Aas Pas Hove,
Rove Oh V Dilon Majbur Ho K,
Tan Pyar Sade Da Usnu Ehsas Hove,
Thak Haar K Oh V Mange Dil Sada,
Te Ohde Kdma De Vich Sadi LAASH Hove :break: :break:
2136
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:18:32 PM »
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya. :blah: :blah:
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: :angry: :angry: :angry: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…! :blah: :blah:
2137
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:17:11 PM »
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will die!!! :blah: :blah:
2138
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:16:22 PM »
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk :superhappy:
2139
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:14:42 PM »
Innocence at its best :
A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad : What happened son?
Kid : Dad, I cant adjust with your wife anymore!
I want my own wife.
:blah: :blah:
2140
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:13:10 PM »
why v fall in luv ?
experience ki kami.
why v break up in luv ?
patience ki kami.
thn why v want to fall in luv ?
DIMAG ki kami :cooll: :cooll:
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