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2101
Jokes Majaak / gobar...
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:41:20 PM »
power Walking on road at night  :dumlak:

samne gobar peya cc power ne jhuk ke ungli marri taste kita

te kehnda oh eh ta gobar :blah: :blah: aa sukar aa chapaal nu nah lagheya

2102
Gup Shup / Selfish....
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:33:53 PM »
Ek choti Fish ne apni maa se poocha "maa hum pani me kyo rehte hai dharti pe kyo nahi"???





Fir uski maa ne jwaab me kha..


"Hum fish hain isliye paani me rehte hain" Dharti pe to wo rehte hain jo " Selfish " hote hain..."

2103
Shayari / lokan de bdlde andaj
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:31:59 PM »
Pair pair te lokan de bdlde andaj vekhe

keh k apne pith te krde ne var aise yaar dekhe

bujh chuka hai pyar da ldkhdounda diva

kinjh hunde hun jisma de vpar vekhe......

2104
Jokes Majaak / log galat smjh lenge
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:28:59 PM »
teacher(student se) tum late kyu aye? :thaa: :thaa:

school toh 7:00am shuru  hota hai. :waitin: :waitin: fer der se kyu aye??

student(teacher se) mam aap meri itni fikar mat kijye. :blah: :blah:

log galat smjh lenge :blink: :blink: :blink:

2105
Gup Shup / The most terrible
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:25:28 PM »
“The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.”

2106
Gup Shup / hathon main pathar
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:22:43 PM »
ab kahan jarurat hai hathon main pathar uthane ki...............
Todne wale ton dil lafzo main he tod jate hai..

2107
Gup Shup / Some Idiots say-
« on: February 01, 2011, 04:18:42 PM »
Some Idiots say-
'Behind every succesful man, there is a woman'.

But Nobody knows the fact-
'Women choose Only SUCESSFULL men.

2108
Jokes Majaak / shergill de job...
« on: January 31, 2011, 01:23:37 PM »
shergill nu navi navi job milli
pehle ee din sg 11 ghante computer te baitha riha
osda boss bda khush hoyea
osne sg nu puchhia:ajj tu ki ki kita???????
sg:sir,keyborad te sari a,b,c agge pichhe lagi hoyi c osnu theek kita
boss: :blah: :blah:

2109
ਜੱਟ ਸ਼ੋਕੀ ਕਾਲੇ ਮਾਲ ਦਾ█▓▓▒▒ ne facebook pe apna new account banaaya
aur apni wall pe likha...
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"Yaha peshaab karna mana hai" :blah: :blah:

2110
Jokes Majaak / chapal....
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:25:20 AM »
jhanda amli...anpi wife ....lyi chhapal lain geya :blah:

DUKANDAR....22 g size ta dso...chhapal da...

jhanda.....yaar oh ta main bhul geya...

edan kro...tusi...meri pith te nishan dekh k nap lo... :blah:

DUKANDAR..... :omg:

2111
Jokes Majaak / raamo ramoo.,,,
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:20:48 AM »
cycle te talli lavai firda .....
danda thalle zarda v lai firda ......
dolea te sheela likhaayi firda ..........
bhaiyea ve sohnea sunakheya .............
kudiya ne na tera rakheya ................
"RAMOO" "RAMoo"
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2112
Jokes Majaak / mand te master g....
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:15:56 AM »
ek din master ne mand sahib nu puchhia:chal oye eh khali thaa bhar 900 chuhe khaa ke bill____________chali :blah:
mand:je 900 chuhe kha ke bill tedi tedi challi........ :wait:
master:  oye naleka tainu ehda jawab ni pata... :thaa:
mand: master g tuc apne bande tan thode nal lihaaz kar li.
900 chuhe kha ke tan billi hil v ni sakdi.main tan fer tedi tedi tor ti. :blah:
master: :hit: :hit:

2113
Jokes Majaak / jija saali....
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:13:40 AM »
ਗੋਹੇ
ਦੀ ਟਰਾਲੀ ਸਿੱਟੀ ਰੂੜੀ ਤੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ____ਮੁੱਕਦਾ ਨਾ ਗੋਹਾ ਰੱਖੇ ਡੰਗਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ____ਤੈਨੂੰ
ਪਾਥੀਆਂ ਪੱਥਣ ਦਾ ਜੇ ਚਾਅ ਸਾਲੀਏ____ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਪੱਥੇ ਗੀਂ ਮੈਂ ਸਿੱਟੀ ਜਾਊਂਗਾ ਗੋਹਾ
_____ਤੇਰੇ ਜੀਜੇ ਦੇ ਨੇ ਡੰਗਰ 50 ਸਾਲੀਏ lolzzzz
 :blah: :blah:

2114
Gup Shup / change ur future"
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:11:29 AM »
"u cant change ur future but u can change ur habbits
and
surely ur habbits will change ur future"

2115
Shayari / raaste te riste...
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:10:22 AM »
Rishte aur Raaston ke beech ek ajeeb sa sambandh hai.

Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raaste kho jate hai,

Aur Kabhi raasto pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai…

2116
Gup Shup / insaan life me sirf 2 baar badlta hai
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:09:24 AM »
insaan life me sirf 2 baar badlta hai
1) jab uski life me koi a jata hai
2) jab uski life se koi chala jata hai

2117
Gup Shup / ORIGINALITY ......
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:33:16 AM »
"Never change ur ORIGINALITY for d sake of others..."

Bcoz in dis world no one can play ur role better than u...

So be urself n WIN d world...


2118
Jokes Majaak / shergill(ravi_gill)
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:19:20 AM »
biwi neend main zor se chilayi

jaldi utho mera patti aa geya


shergill(ravi gill) uthea aur khidki se khud geya tang tut geyi


baad main khayaal ayea k is ka patti to main hi hoon

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

2119
Jokes Majaak / nimbhu....
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:14:31 AM »
anti jatti....j samundar ch nimbu da ped hove....ta

nimbu kiwe torr k leyave ga....????????



Sandhu......

chirri bn k ud k lai k ava ga......



anti jatti.......insaan kdi chirri hi nhi bn skda....



sandhu......na samundar ch nimbu da buta tera bappu la k ayeya c


anti jatti :cooll: :cooll:..

2120
Jokes Majaak / mere sath chaloge...
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:11:35 AM »
mand sahib ...mere sath chalogi.....?

Girl .....Kahaan..?

mand sahib ...Jaha Tum kaho ...

Girl....Police Station Chalte hain

mand sahib ...lo karlo gall banda apni bhen naal majak vi nahi kar sakda

 :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:

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