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« on: September 15, 2011, 08:31:39 AM »
Teacher : hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
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Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)
Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!!
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« on: September 15, 2011, 08:29:57 AM »
muskaan shopkeeper se boli- Aisa saboon do jo kam ghise aur nahane k bad chehre par laali la de.....
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....Shopkeeper naukar se bola memshab ko 1 eet ka tukda laa do..
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« on: September 15, 2011, 08:28:04 AM »
ਮੰਨਿਆ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਾਓਣਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਤੌ ਬਾਹਰ ਹੈ _____
ਪਰ ਤੀਲਾ ਹੋਵੇ ਜਾ ਹੀਰਾ ਚੁਕਣ ਲਈ ਝੁਕਣਾ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੈ .....
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« on: September 15, 2011, 08:23:27 AM »
Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha........
:-Kuch yaad hai tumhe?
Usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya.
Bhagwan:-Formet karne k baad bhi Virus nahi gaya.
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« on: September 15, 2011, 08:19:52 AM »
sarpanch was sitting wid silky, drinking beer says " I LUV U" :love:
silky says: Is it u or d beer talking? :waitin:
saranch replies: Its Me :happy:
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.talking 2 my beer, "U JUST SHUT UP" :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:35:59 AM »
 500 Rupees - Perfect Match
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:35:03 AM »
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:30:40 AM »
chahte the jinhe unke dil badl gaye
samandar to whi ta sahil badal gaye..
katal esa hua kishton me hmara ...
kabhi badle khanjer to kabhi katil bdel gaye....
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:23:32 AM »
Kagaz Di Kashti C,
Pani Da Kinara C,
Khelan Di Masti c♥
dil V Awara C,
Kithe Agae Yaro Smjhdari Di Daldal Ch,
Oh Nadaan Bachpan Kina Pyara C ........
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:21:15 AM »
Ni jinne tu mere dil de tote kite,,
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bach ke rahi one hi tere karu.. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:19:53 AM »
Kanjus(rg) 8th Floor se niche gir
gya !!
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Girte waqt usne
... Apne ghar ki khidki me
Apni bv ko
Roti bnate hue dekha
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to Zor se chillaya
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" O Meri na bnaviiiiii"........ :O :D :p
hahahahah lollzzzz dekhlo kanjusa
da haal :D :pp :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:17:55 AM »
ਕੁਝ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਅਪਣੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤਮਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਸਵੇਰ ਤੋਂ ਸਿਰਫ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਵੇਖਾਂ ਤੇ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਸੁਪਨਿਆਂ ਵਿਚ ਵੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਦਿਖਾਈ ਨਾਂ ਦੇਵੇ
ਉਮਰ ਭਰ ਲਈ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰਾ ਗੁਲਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਤੇਰੀ ਬੁੱਕਲ ਦੀ ਖੁਸ਼ਬੂ ਨਾਲ ਮਹਿਕਣ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹ
ਤੇ ਜਿੰਨੇ ਵੀ ਹੋਣ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹ ਉਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
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« on: September 14, 2011, 08:15:36 AM »
~~Exam Songs~~
1. Amrinder Gill-> Pass
krade rabba, changhe
numberan de nal..
2. Gurdas Maan->Paper
... poora kariye ji, bhaven
gappan maar ke bhariye..
3. Babbu Maan-> Uchian
positiona de supne na
dekh, jadon aunda ae
result ehe tut jandian..
4. Harjeet harman-> Gal
pas hon di kar sajna, ehna
numbran ch ki rakheya... :p
:0 :D :D :p
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« on: September 13, 2011, 04:06:34 PM »
AMIR BANDA HOU TA APNE GHARE HOU
JE NEK HAINI FIR OH INSAAN HAI NI
JEHRHA KADH DA NI DASWANDH GURU GHAR DA
O DONI JAHANI PARWAN HAI NI
USDE BOLA VICH ASAR NAHI HO SAKDA
JIS SHAKS DI MITHI JUBAAN HAI NI
PUN DAAN TA LOKI BAHUT KARDE
KHUSHI DEN TO VADHA KOI DAAN HAI NI
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« on: September 13, 2011, 02:33:34 PM »
pinkY Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss- Ur BirthDay
pinki- 22 April Sir
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Boss- Kaun Sa Saal
Pinki- Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Koun Sa Saal, Har SaaL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: September 13, 2011, 02:31:11 PM »
Dosto ek Research ke
mutabiq sb ka kehna hai ki
larkian larkon se zyada
mehnati hoti hain..
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... tuhanu pta kiwen??
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Kyun ki
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100 mein se 10
Larkia’n naturally
khoobsurat hoti hain
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Aur baki
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Apni Mehnat aur makeup
se.. :0 :D :p
''hahahahahahaha'' :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 13, 2011, 02:23:39 PM »
Kayian ne maaran di kasar na shaddi..
Par kujh lambi umar di fariyaad kr gye..
Raazi rehn Oh jo abaad kar gye..
Khush rehn Oh v jo barbaad kar gye...!!
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« on: September 13, 2011, 09:20:43 AM »
1 admi apny bety k liey aisa ROBOT laya jo jhut bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha
Beta; papa aj me school ni jaunga mery pait ma dard ha (chatakh)!
Bapekha! Ap ne jhut bola is liey apko saza mili,me jb ap jitna tha to kbi jhut ni bolta tha(chatakh)!!
Wife (hanste huey):ap hi ka beta ha (chatakh). :D: :D: :D:
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« on: September 13, 2011, 09:18:52 AM »
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
...Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.
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« on: September 13, 2011, 09:17:06 AM »
The boy got rejected & the girl got selected in interview for the same reason..
Reason: They both had 1st button of their shirt opened in front of the CEO..
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