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1941
« on: February 27, 2011, 05:05:11 PM »
Mainu Lagdi Ae Tu Vehri Hath Bandok Jehi,
Har Ek Dhokha Tera Bar-Bar Tadfunda Ae.
Maar Ke Pather Sheshe Ja Dil Todan Waliye Ni,
Har Ek Tukrde Chon Tera Chera Najri Aounda Ae..
1942
« on: February 27, 2011, 05:02:29 PM »
Bari Koshish Kiti Sohneya Ve
Tere Kol Kol Rehan Di,
Tere Dil Diya Gallan SUnnan Di,
Tainu Apne Dil Diya Kehan Di,
Kina Sokha Keh Gaya Ae,
Pa Le Aadat Mere Bin Rehan Di...
1943
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:38:34 PM »
o mere dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain.
tu luteya mere dil da chain, rabb kre tere kire pain
tere nain bade nashile, jiwe jharu de tille
tu mere dil wich aeda wasya, jiwe chikkar ch saand fasya
jane-e jigar jan-e-tamana, aedar aa teriya lattan bhana :blah: :blah: :blah:
1944
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:36:29 PM »
Husband de gale vich rassi vekh k anti jatti boli. . . . :waitin: :waitin:
anti jatti : aeh ki kar rahe ho. . :wait: :wait: ??
husbnd : dikhda nai fansi len lagga. . !! Akhan merian bahar aa gaian. . :angry: :angry:!!!
anti jatt : tuc koi v kam cheti na kareo. . . .  : :
husbnd : kyu hun ki hoea . :sad: :sad:??
anti jatii : cheti fansi lao mainu chair chahidi hai. . :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
1945
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:33:09 PM »
titlee: Aao ji chess khediye.
anti jatti: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aayi :blah: :blah:
1946
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:28:22 PM »
power:- ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪੜਨ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ___ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ-ਇੱਕ ਪਰਚੀ ਫੜਾਵਾਂਗੇ____ :blah: :blah: :blah:ਰੱਖ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੇ ਯਕੀਨ ਤੈਨੂੰ 100 ਚੋਂ 100 ਨੰਬਰ ਦਵਾਂਵਾਗੇ_____ :superhappy: :superhappy:
ਕੁੜੀ :- ਦਫ਼ਾ ਹੋ ਵੇ...ਪਰੇ!!!! :won: :won: :won:
ਪਿਛਲੇ ਸਾਲ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਹਿਣ ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਬੇਫ਼ਿਕਰ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਆਈ ਸੀ____ਪੇਪਰ ਸੀ ਮੇਰਾ history ਦਾ ਤੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਰਚੀ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੀ ਫ਼ੜਾਈ ਸੀ... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
1947
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:25:59 PM »
ਇਹ "title" ਨਾ ਵਿੱਚ canteen ਦੇ ਸਾਡਾ ਖਰਚਾ ਕਰਵਾਉਂਦੀ ਰਹੀ :won: :won:
juice,lemon,dosa ਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਕੀ-ਕੀ ਮੰਗਵਾਉਂਦੀ ਰਹੀ :superhappy:
ਹੁਣ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੈਰਾਂ ਪਾਸਾ ਵੱਟ ਲੰਗਦੀ ਆ :happy:
ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਪਿਆਇਆ ਸੀ ਠੰਡਾ ਹੁਣ 11 ਰੁਪਿਏ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਆ :blink:
ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਕਿ 15 ਦਾ ਤੈਂਨੂ juice ਪਿਲਾਇਆ, 5 ਦਾ ਸਮੋਸਾ :cooll:
6 ਦਾ lemon , 30 ਦਾ ਖਵਾਇਆ dosa :rockon:
3 ਰੁਪਏ ਚਾਹ ਦੇ ਵੀ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਪੈਸਿਆ ਵਿੱਚ ਜੋੜ ਦੇਵੀਂ :excited: :excited:
ਆਪਣੇ 11 ਕੱਟ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ 48 ਮੋੜ ਦੇਵੀਂ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1948
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:45:27 AM »
When a girl cries,,...........the world console her...
But
when a boy cries.....come on man dont be a girl
if a girl slap a boy..... definitely the boy would have done something..
but
when boy slaps a girl..........Rascal doesnt knw hw to respect ladies..
if a girl talking to boys........she is very friendly..
but
if a boy talking to girls........he is flirting
if a girl meets with an accident..........then its mistake of others
but
if a boy meets with same accident......boloody you dont know hw to drive...
Hence..hw can you call this world..
"A male-dominant Society"
__________________
:blah: :blah: :blah:
1949
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:40:34 AM »
Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,
jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.
kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,
kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai
1950
« on: February 26, 2011, 06:16:10 PM »
kyu har pal garam rahe tu ni
thoda gusse nu tu jarrya kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar
agge rabb ne kihdi ghat kiti jo
asi nahi tere college vich parhde ha
utto tu kardi gussa ni je
raah tere ch asi kharhde ha
ni yaari laa ke nibhaauga jatt
tu aive hi na darrya kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar
jado kade nikle tu scooty te
asi bullet piche tere launde ha
tu ta loafer keh ke tur jaave
tu ki jaane kinna petrol asi udaaunde ha
sanu aunda vekh ke door to tu
raah apna na badlea kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar
1951
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »
(((((( Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai?
Dil - E - Barbad se nikla nahi ab tak koi,
Ek lute ghar pe diya karta hai dastak koi,
Aas jo toot gai phir se bandhata kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Tum assaratt ka kaho ya ise gam ka rishta,
Kahte hai pyaar ka rishta hai janam ka rishta,
Hai janam ka jo ye rishta to badalta kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Ek jara hath bada de to pakad le daman,
Uske sine mein sama jaaye hamari dhadkan,
Itni kurbat hai to phasala itna kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai ))))))))
from:- ur love
1952
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:31:26 AM »
Amli 1: Oye, tera viah ho gaya?
Amli 2: Haan
Amli 1: Kudi naal.
Amli 2: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai ki?
Amli 1: Haan, meri bhen da hoya si.
:blah: :blah:
1953
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:30:19 AM »
AMLI di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye.
Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun.... :hit: :hit:
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AMLI 2-kg Amb ley Gaya. :hehe: :hehe:
1954
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:28:13 AM »
ik wari mand aapde daddy ji kol betha c..
mand de dad ..beta tu wadda hoke ke banega :wait:
mand...daddy ji main wadda hoke air force :comeon: :comeon: ch bharti(Join) hounga..
mand de daddy ........wah i m proud of u my son ... :won:
mand ...tuc dekheo main jado aapne ghar uppro di jahaaj udea karna :blah:
mand de daddi .........par beta sanu kidda pta laggu ke is jahaaj ch Mera guri puttter e betha aa .. :wait:
mand .............very simple aa daddy ji ... :happy:jado v main aapne ghar uppro di jahaaj leke jau ..main ik bumb sutt ke jaea karuga .. :blah:fir tuc samj leo ke eh tuahda guri putter da e jahaaj aa ... :wait:
mand de daddy ............ :scared: :scared:
1955
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:22:19 AM »
pannu admin fail ho gea............
ghare aaea te DAD ne pushea......putt resulat da ki banea ....
pannu........dady ji inspector ji da munda fail ho gea........ :blink:
pannu de Dady..........beta tuhada result kive c .... :wait:
pannu...........daddy ji pricipal ji da munda v fail ho gea :blah:
Daddy.......oye tere result da ki banea.... :angry:
pannu................teacher sharma ji da munda v fail ho gea........ :happy:
Daddy ...oye kanjra tere result da ki banea......... :angry:
pannu admin...........le tuc kihra BILL GATES c . :blah:.tuhada munda v fail ho gea..
1956
« on: February 26, 2011, 04:09:54 AM »
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
1957
« on: February 26, 2011, 03:59:26 AM »
KOI KEH DE NEEND SE JA KER MERE SE SULAH KAR LE.,.,
BAHUT DUR JA CHUKE HAI MUJHE RATOON KO JAGANE WALE,.
KHUDA DI YAAD AUNDI HAI JAD MEHBOOB RUSDA HAI..,
BUKAL VICH HOVE JAD YAAR TE KHUDA NU KAUN PUCHDA
HAI,.,.,.,
US MAIN BAAT HI KUCH AISI THI K,,,.,
AGAR DIL NA DETE TO JAAN CHALI JATI,.,.,.,.,
KAUN KEHNTA HAI K KHUDA NAJAR NAHI ATA,,.,.,.
EK VO HI TO NAJAR ATA HAI JAB KUCH NAJAR NAHI ATA/
1958
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:59:55 PM »
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”
The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”
:won: :won: :won:
1959
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:57:26 PM »
mand was busy in removing a wheel from his car...
sandhu asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your car?
mand: Can't you read "Parking for two wheelers only". :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
1960
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:54:03 PM »
YEH TO ZAMANE KI FITRAT HAI K HAR CHEJ KO KHUD MAIN SIMET LETA HAI,.,.
WARNA USKI YAAD MAIN GIRE ANSUON KA EK ALAG SE SAMANDER HOTA,.,.,.,.
GALTI HUYE K USE JAAN SE BHI JYADA CHAHNE LAGE,.,.,.,.,
KYA PTA THA K MERI ITNI PARWAH USKO LA PARWAH BANA DEGI,.,..,.,.,.,
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