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Shayari / ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ
« on: March 06, 2011, 03:55:30 PM »
ਕਿੰਨੀ ਕੁ ਉਮਰ ਹੁੰਦੀ,
ਵੇਖੇ ਹਰ ਸੁਪਣੇ ਦੀ,
ਤਰੇੜ ਦੀ ਹੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੁੰਦੀ,
ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਟੁੱਟਣੇ ਦੀ,
ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਆਸਾਂ ਦੇ ਤੂੰ,
ਗੀਤ ਦਿਲਾ ਗਾਏਂਗਾ,
ਛੱਡ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ,

ਹਰ ਵੇਲੇ ਨਾਮ ਓਹਦਾ,
ਜਪਦਾ ਤੂੰ ਰਹਿਨਾ ਏਂ,
ਦੂਰ ਖੜਾ ਵੇਖ ਓਹਨੂੰ
ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੋ ਲੈਨਾ ਏਂ,
ਕਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਿਲਾ,
ਇੱਕ ਪਾਸੜ ਬਚਾਏਂਗਾ,
ਛੱਡ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ,

ਉਹ ਗੈਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਖੁਸ਼ ਨੇ ਤਾਂ,
ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੀ ਤੂੰ ਰਹਿਣ ਦੇ,
ਰੋਕ ਇਨਾ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ,
ਨਾ ਭੁਲੇਖੇ ਓਹਦੇ ਪੈਣਦੇ,
ਹੋਰ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਵਰੇ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ,
ਉਡੀਕਾਂ 'ਚ' ਲੰਘਾਏਂਗਾ,
ਛੱਡ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ,

ਜਦੋਂ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਯਾਰ ਪਰਾਏ,
ਹੱਕ ਜਤਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਣਾ,
ਫੇਰ ਲੱਖ ਭੁਲਾਵੀਂ ਭਾਵੇਂ,
ਪਿਆਰ ਭੁਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਣਾ,
ਹਾਸਿਆ ਦੇ ਦੀਵੇਂ "ਲੱਕੀ"
ਨਾਲ ਹੰਝੂਆਂ ਜਗਾਏਂਗਾ,
ਛੱਡ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ,

ਛੱਡ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਨੇ,
ਤੂੰ ਇਕੱਲਾ ਰਹਿ ਜਾਏਂਗਾ,.............!!

1862
Jokes Majaak / punjabi munde..
« on: March 06, 2011, 02:31:09 PM »
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Punjabi munda apne ghar di chatt to niche gir gaya....ekk admi kehnda rabb tere magar si.....

Punjabi munda kehnda.....acha tahi main socha mainu thakka kine maarta :D: :D: :D:

1863
Jokes Majaak / coming soon..
« on: March 06, 2011, 02:26:40 PM »
antti jatti de ldaee jhande amli naal ho jandi eh
ta usney amli de photo khich k kabristan ch la deeti
tey thley likh ditaa :wait: :wait: :wait:
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"COMING SOON”
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:__________________

1864
Jokes Majaak / sarpanch to gf...
« on: March 06, 2011, 02:23:58 PM »
sarpanch to gf : Dear ! look in my eyes.what u see??????
 :love: :love: :love:
gf: true love :love: :love: :love:

sarpanch: salli true love de...... :angry: :angry:eda wada machar nhi desdaaaaaa :D: :D: :D:

1865
Jokes Majaak / kaun banega karorpatti..
« on: March 06, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »
Amitab:- Abb Akhri Swaal Ek Crore ka......

Ques:- What is Your Father's Name???

Santa : Hasan lagg gyiaa....

Amitab: hain.. app hass kyun rahe hain....



















Santa: abe Sale OPTION to De  :D: :D: :D:

1866
Jokes Majaak / karam de lottery...
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:58:11 PM »
karam ney rabh agey roj ardaas karni 2 ghntey sachey mann nal
k hey rabh ge meri lotry nikal javey  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:

after 11 year


karam :- hey rabh ge meri lotry nikal jaye  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:

Rabh ji :- oye khotiaaa lotry taa pa k daikh la ik wari :D: :D: :D:

1867
Jokes Majaak / bhikari te pathan..
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:55:02 PM »
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana :D: :D: :D:

1868
Jokes Majaak / sarpanch da cycle...
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:50:30 PM »
sarpanch  ko Raaste me

cycle ka paidal mila

aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.

Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola

ye sambhal ke rakhde,

isme cycle dalwa lenge  :D: :D: :D:

1869
Jokes Majaak / pj sarpanch de deal...
« on: March 05, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
ik waar ik Sarpanch narial de rukh utte charr gae ,
jad oh teesi te pohchea te neeche dekh k darr gea ,, :sad: :sad:
fir rab nu khenda k rabba is wari bacha le ,tenu 500 RS da parshaad charaunga ,,
thora neeche aake kehnda k rabba tu te ameer aa ,main te 200 RS da e daan wartaunga,,
adh wich aake RATE 200 te fir 100 takk pohnch gea ,, :blah: :blah: :blah:
5 futt to jump karke fir sarpanch jameen taak pohnch gea ,,
fir kehnda K

RABBA IS WARRI AAPAN PARSHAAD DENDE NAI TE NEXT TIME TO AAPAN KISE RUKH TE CHARDE NAI  :D: :D: :D: :D:



1870
Jokes Majaak / pj sarpanch te uk police....
« on: March 05, 2011, 02:44:08 PM »
Sarpanch te mand ghuman layi... US ch gaye..

othe Sapanch nu Police ne rok leya... te Investigation start kar ditti.... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:



Sarpanch os POLICE wale nu kujj kahna chaonda c...par angreji ch sarpanch da hath bahut tight c.... :D: :D: :D:



es layi sarpanch ne Police nu Sick Leave di Application suna ditti.. :D: :D: :D: :D:



Sarpanch..>> ya ya ya...!! I beg to say that I m student of BA class, My father is a poor man, so we r 2 bro nd one sistr.. tht why i cant come to school., kindly grant me leave for one day..
yours obediently sarpanch :D: :D: :D:




Police  waleya ne ohnu PAGAL samaj ke chadd ditta... :blah: :blah: :blah:



mand..>> Wah... Wah... tusi ki kah ditta Police waleya nu...te ohna ne tuhaanu chadd ditta..?? :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:




Sarpanch..>> O a te kuch vi nai.. :blah: :blah: :blah: hale taan ohna nu main THRUSTY Crow di kahaani nahi sunaayi...



mand ..  :omg: :omg:




1871
Jokes Majaak / pj sarpanch te osda kutta..
« on: March 05, 2011, 02:36:41 PM »
Sarpanch de ghar ch Kutta c..

kutta din-raat bhonkda rehnda c.. :angry: :angry:


Sarpanch kutte to tang aa ke... :D: :D: :D: kutte nu kite chadd aaya..


jado sarpanch ghar geya taan....kutta pahla hee osto ghar pahonch geya c... :rockon: :rockon:



sarpanch kutte nu dubaara kite door chadd k aaya... :happy: :happy: :happy:

fer.. kutta osto pahle ghar pahonch geya.. :D: :D:



sarpanch nu bahut gussa aaya... :angry: :angry:


oh kutte nu bahut hee jyaada door kite chadd aaya.... :angr: :angr:

te wapis aaonde hoye...ohne apni gharwali nu fon kita... :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:.





Sarpanch..>>ya ya ya...!! main bolda sarpanch...!! :blah: :blah: :blah:


wife.. >> boli ja..!! :blah: :blah: :blah:


Sarpanch..>> ya ya ya..!! kutta ghar ponch geya ya nhi..?? :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:


wife.. >> han ponch geya...!! :waitin:


Sarpanch..>> ya ya ya...!! os kamine nu kah.... :angr: :angr:

mainu aa ke lai jaave.... :cooll: :cooll:.main raasta bhull geya....



wife..  :scared: :scared: :scared:



1872
Jokes Majaak / modern mirza..
« on: March 05, 2011, 02:24:28 PM »
ਜਦ ਮਿਰਜਾ ਜੰਡ ਥੱਲੇ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ sleep

ਸਾਹਿਬਾਂ ਦੇ brothers ਆਗੇ ਲੇਕੇ ਲੰਡੀ jeep

ਸਾਰੇ ਭਰਾ aaye ਪਰ ikk ni aaya

oh ਖੇਡ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ seep...

sister ਨੂ ਮਿਰਜੇ ਨਾਲ vekh ਕੇ ਵੀਰ ਹੌ ਗਏ mad

kende ਸਾਹਿਬਾਂ ਨੂ thats very bad...

ਜਦ ਇਕ ਦੱਮ ਹੌਇਆ ਮਿਰਜਾ wake up

ਟੁਟੇ ਤੀਰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਸਾਹਿਬਾਂ ਨੂ kenda







































JA NI AJJ TON TERA MERA BREAK UP.....




 :D: :D: :D: :D:

1873
Jokes Majaak / anti to god..
« on: March 05, 2011, 01:47:36 PM »
antii Mandir mein: Hey Bhagwan..! kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera bo friend bana do.

Bhagwan: Ghar chali jaa beti, Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate
 :D: :D: :D:

1874
Love Pyar / we must do somthing 4 our parents
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:32:49 AM »
Where parents do too much for their children, the children will not do much for themselves.

1875
Love Pyar / pyar ja istemaal..
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:30:15 AM »
Log Pyar K Liye Hote Hain Aur Cheezen Istemal K Liye BAAT TAB BIGARTI Hai Jab Chezon Se Pyar Kya Jae Or Logon Ko Istemal Kya Jaey...

1876
Jokes Majaak / arz kiya hai....
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:11:51 AM »
Arz kya hai:
k

Ghum hai Tanhaai hai!!!


Ghum hai Tanhaai hai!!!


Beghairto tusi v koi reply bhejo meri koi Haraam ki kamaai aye.  :D: :D: :D:



Last night the Moon said to me:

"If ur friend is not messaging you,
Why don't u leave ur friend"

I looked back at da moon and said:

"OYE KOI GHAREEB V HUNDA HAI"
 :D: :D: :D: :D:



Night Was Dark Moon Was High,

Boy Stopped His Car,

Girl Asked Him Why?
He Came Close,

She Felt Shy.

He Went Near The Ear & Whispered 3 Words,


























disel MUKK GAI.
 :D: :D: :D:

1877
Jokes Majaak / marassi...
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:09:41 AM »
sa

re

ga
ma
pa
Da
Ni
Sa
Re
Tak
Dina
Din
Dha
Ma
Pa
Ni
Sa
Ni
Sa
Re
Sa
Re
Ga
Ma
Pa
Da
Ne
Sa

Mubarkan

Tusi Hun

MARASI
Ho gai O.
 :D: :D: :D:

1878
Jokes Majaak / choohe maarne vali dwai..
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:05:06 AM »
sandhu.. shopkeeper nu choohe maarn vali dwai dena..

shopkeepr.. ghar lai k jaani aa???? :wait: :wait:

sandhu.ghar he lai k jau hor choohe nal ta nai lai k aya :D: :D: :D:

1879
Jokes Majaak / noor sandhu de number
« on: March 05, 2011, 04:02:17 AM »
When noor got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. :he: :he:

Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. :wait: :wait: :wait:

She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling! :D: :D:


1880
Jokes Majaak / sakia behna....
« on: March 05, 2011, 03:55:53 AM »
minti bagga:- vichara ik din bada dukhi ja hoke  :cry: :cry: :cry:
sandhu kol janda te kehnda  :waitin: :waitin:
yaar meri ta gharwali menu chadd ke chali gayi. :cry: :cry:
sandhu:- ki gal tu ohnu pyar nahi karda c?
minti bagga : yaar main ta ohnu sagi bhen wangu pyar karda c  :D: :D: :D:

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