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1201
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:27:38 AM »
.Suneya hai tuhade parents ne tuhadi Doctori jaanch karvayi hai,
tussi fade gaye, kyonki tuhade Dil de x-ray which saadi photo aayi hai!!! :D: :D: :D:
1202
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:22:05 AM »
1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha
dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho
pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun
1203
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:20:17 AM »
U r best pagal in india
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Upr padh liya na.....!!!
Ab niche kya certificate dhund rahe ho.....!!.:- :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
1204
« on: April 18, 2011, 11:15:32 AM »
One Sided Love...When It Happens Between 2 Friends
I try my best to keep the pace,
but there's something that reminds me of your face..
I can recognise you just by your hi,
Tere muho sunan layi tarasda haan hiriye,
kadi taan dil di dass de tu jind meriye..
Aj fir tu na gal kiti dil di,
te hai meri jaan sooli tang ti..
Jadon langaa tere nerheyo taan mu fer lehndi hai,
'mai mundeya'cho tere sab to nerhe haan' fir v ehi kehndi hai..
Its difficult to ignore you,
coz i've always wanted to be with you..
But now its getting too much of you,
because i feel so jealous when you talk to the one's who are having crush on you..
But lemme tell you mine is not crush,
mine is love,love and love , because there's not even a single memory of you that i can flush..
loki kehnde "ohde naal tenu pyar ho gaya,
teriyaan akhaan naal eh izhaar ho gaya.."
Mai kehnda thak gaya "eh pyar nhi sirf yaari eh",
te saare kehnde "oh yaara, yaari to baad hi aundi pyar di baari eh.."
Hun eh gal siro lang chuki eh,
lagda hun tere layi tarasdeya hun jind meri mukni eh..
Teri khushi layi hun tenu chhad chala haan,
par je kise ne tenu dukh dita taan ohdi jind khich valanga..
Hun bas ehi meri akhri muraad,
rahe tu hamesha vasdi te hoye teri zindagi abaad..
HUN BAS EHI MERI AKHRI MURAAD,
RAHE TU HAMESHA VASDI TE HOYE TERI ZINDAGI ABAAD..
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1205
« on: April 18, 2011, 02:34:49 AM »
:happy: ik waar ik 80 saal da budhdha(sekhon 22 g) doctor kol apni 35 saal di patni nu le ke janda
te kehnda hai k main isde bache da baap banan wala haan
Doctor; :waitin:
chalo main tuhanu ik story sunaunda haan
ik waar ik shikari hunda bahut e takda
oh sher da shikar karan layi janda hai
ate bhulekhe naal bandook di than te chatri (umbrella)
le janda hai
raah wich osnu sher dikhda hai
osne sher da nishana lagaya te fire kita
sher mar gaya?
old man : :waitin:
eh kidan ho sakda ?
goli :wait: :wait: :wait:
kise hor ne chalayi huni wa
Doctor : EXACTLY :D: :D: :D: :D:
1206
« on: April 17, 2011, 05:34:36 PM »
Arz kiya hai. . .
Aankhon mein nami thi aur vitamin ki kami thi...Wah Wah,
Jis se raat bhar Chatting ki woh Girl friend ki MUMMY thi...Wah Wah.
:D: :D: :D: :D: [/font][/size]
1207
« on: April 17, 2011, 05:28:03 PM »
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
bakri kha gayi :D: :D: :D: :D:
1208
« on: April 17, 2011, 05:25:52 PM »
Aasmaan me ud rahe hai kabootar,
Aasmaan me ud rahe hai kabootar,
wah wah....
arz kiya hai ke.....
Aasmaan me ud rahe hai kabootar
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furrrr furrrrrr furrrrr.. :D: :D: :D: :D:
1209
« on: April 17, 2011, 04:55:32 PM »
kiti kosish lakh vari main par oh dharkan banke dharkdi hai,
ki dasa main mereya rabba jind ohde bina kinj tarafhdi hai,
kari mehar 'o' mereya rabba mainu ohde naal mila de ve,
de khushian ohnu lakhan dukh meri jholi pa de ve,
kadi kari na tu door ohnu main ohde bin nai reh sakda,
har sah naal ohdi yaad aave sah laye bina kinj reh sakda....
1210
« on: April 17, 2011, 04:03:54 PM »
Tu bhanven ditte saanu zakham lakhan
Har juram tera assan maaf kita
Baad ajj toh laina nahi na tera
Tere vallon jaah dil apna saaf kita
sade naal chahe kitian nu lakahn nainsafian
tenu azad karke assin tere naal insaf kita.. assin tere naal insaf kita
1211
« on: April 17, 2011, 03:52:51 PM »
ਮਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਦਾ, ਸਵਾਦ ਵੀ ਅਵੱਲਾ ਏ
ਡੁੱਬ ਜਾਣਾ ਰੁੜ੍ਹ ਜਾਣਾ, ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ ਝੱਲਾ ਏ
ਕੁਟਣਾ ਵੀ ਰੱਜ ਕੇ ਤੇ, ਰੱਜ ਕੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੇਣਾ
ਰੱਬ ਦੀ ਸਹੁੰ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ, ਪਿਆਰ ਵੀ ਸਵੱਲਾ ਏ
ਸੀਨਾ ਮੂੰਹ ਤੱਕ ਆਵੇ, ਚੇਤੇ ਮਾਂ ਜਦੋ ਆਵ
1212
« on: April 17, 2011, 03:50:45 PM »
Har khushi nu tere wal mod deva,
Tere layi chaand-tare v tod deva,
Khushiya de darwaje tere lyi khol deva,
Ek waari russ ke te vikha,
Tere 32de 32dand tod deva. :D: :D: :D: :D:
1213
« on: April 17, 2011, 03:41:57 PM »
kyun payiaan ne eh dooriyaan,
khaure ki c majbooriyaan,
oh ho gya sathon dor khaure kihdi c eh us nu seekh,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..
tere piche lag asin bhul gye haase,
kite nazar na aaven tu tainu labhiye kerhe paase,
kalle chad gya sanu sade saahaan da shareek, mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..
tere tur jaan pichon payiaan hanjuaan naal yaariaan,
yaadaan teriyaan chalaun sade sine te aariyaan,
sadi nikldi a jaan muhon nikle na cheek,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..
khaure kadon aaven tu sanu kujh v nhi pata,
sanu mili tainu pyar karne di saza,
tere aun di pata nhi kadon aavegi tareek,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek...
1214
« on: April 16, 2011, 04:00:28 PM »
pyar me kisi ko khona b zindgi hai,
zindgi me gumo ka hona b zindgi hai,
yu to rehti hai hoto per muskrahat,
par shayad chupke se rona b zindgi hai...... |
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1215
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:56:10 PM »
kitna pyaar karte hain tumse,
kaash tumko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
magar aisa na ho ke,
woh hosh mein tab aaaye,
jab hum gehri neend mein so jaaye......... |
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1216
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:53:34 PM »
nazar chahti hai deedar karna,
dil chahta hai tum se baat karna,
kya sunaon apne dil ka aalam,
mere naseeb mai likha sirf tera intizaar karna...... |
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1217
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »
paani naal sinch ke buta pyar da launda hai koi koi,
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armaana de diva baal ke dil apna jalaunda hai koi koi,
likh ke naam sajan da dil utte, ohnu rabb banaunda hai koi koi,
asin tan yaar apne nu rabb manya par rabb ban ke dikhaunda hai koi koi !!
1218
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:15:01 PM »
[/size]2 premi ek duje ki ankho main dekh kar chips kha rahe thy :love: :love:
girl: mere bare main kya soch rahe ho?
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boy: tu har wari mere se jiyada chips kha jatti hai
bhukhi ghar main tume rotti nahi milti
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1219
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:06:51 PM »
Sir: Bacho kasam khao
sharab
cigrate
jua
or ladkiyo ko nhi chhuoge
Des k liye jan doge
Boys :waitin: dedenge Sir,waise b aisi zindgi ji k kya karenge :D: :D: :D: :D: [/font][/size]
1220
« on: April 16, 2011, 01:55:01 PM »
GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.
GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?
SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai
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