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« on: April 26, 2011, 03:51:04 PM »
gs ne Airport te Phone kita....
ik Receptionist ne phone chukya....
Receptionist ," Yes Sir,.....What can i do for you?"
gs," How;s long is the journey from Punjab to Ameriaca...?"
Receptionist ," 1 second sir..........?
gs Disconnect the Phone and says,"lagda kudi Pee k baithi aaa.."
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1102
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:47:34 PM »
sareya di dua naal jeet di maut v ho chali hai........
kyo
fir v karan lyi yakeen mera kafan chak chak k vekhde ne lok........
1103
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:44:57 PM »
Har waar mukaddar nu dosh dena changi gall nhi .....
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kade kade asi hi hadd to jyada mang lainde ha.....
1104
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:42:34 PM »
waqt de naal naal chalan di jaroorat nhi samji main,...
othe hi ruk gya main jithe ohne chadeya c .......
1105
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:40:20 AM »
kade vajda c kanda seene painde c radak,
hon pathar dil nu koi painda na fark..
chal hor kus nai ta asiqa vch behan joge ho gae,
koi sada v hunda c asi kehn joge ho gae...
1106
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:34:32 AM »
kyu udas udas jehe baithe ho,
koi tarkeeb das mnaun de..
mai jindge girvee rakh devaga,
tu keemat das mushkraun de....
1107
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:25:38 AM »
Dear people, The 'End-Of-The-World' wich was scheduled for 2012 has been postponed to 2055 due to some technical problem.
Plz cooperate....and cont. study. :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
1108
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:22:04 AM »
Just imagin :wait:
ek ghane jungle me aap akele rat k 2 baje ka time
joron ki hava chalti hui .
Samne k ped par ek lash  : jamin se 15 m.upar latki hui
jiski aaken bahar latakti hui X_X .
Aapke dil me ghabrahat :waitin:
sanse tej chalti hui :blush:
Aap us lash ke pas gae :thaa:
Achanak :wait:
ped ki teheni tuti
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lash aap ke uper giri :cry:
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Calculate the force :blah: with which the body will fall on u.
Also calculate, the kinetic energy, when body will be at height 6 m. from ground.
(take g=9.8m/s, mass of body=62 kg.)
:D: :D: :D: :D:
1109
« on: April 26, 2011, 03:17:28 AM »
Examination Hall :blink: :blink: ch students bhar :huhh: aa rahe si te appas ch gallan karde hoye... :blah: :blah:
Chenni Student: Exam was very Ezy.... :happy: :happy:
Banglore Student: Paper ThEEk thA.... :waitin: :waitin:
Delhi Student: Paper bhout mushkil thA.... : :
Punjabi Student: Paper di sHad yaar... MaDam sAli niri miSS pOOja si... :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: [/font][/size]
1110
« on: April 25, 2011, 11:22:19 AM »
Hota hai apni aankh ka aansu bhi bewafa ....??""!
"wo bhi nikalta hai to kisi aur ki khatir"..........
1111
« on: April 25, 2011, 11:19:47 AM »
Gall keh k turr jana bda asaan hunda hai...
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Zakham de k vekhan lyi v bdi himmat chahidi hai......
1112
« on: April 25, 2011, 11:16:52 AM »
Jo aj tareek vich hai....oh kal v najar aavega..
Main koi mousam nai k waqt aaun te badal javanga....
1113
« on: April 25, 2011, 11:09:29 AM »
NAZRON KA THA KASUR PER SAZA DIL NE PAYE,
YEH DIL BAHUT ROYA JAB JUDAYE KI GHADI AYE,
VO CHALDIYE HUMSE LEKAR NA MILNE KA WADA,
SAZA BHI DE DI HAMAIN AUR KHATA BHI NAHI BATAYE,..,.
1114
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:18:41 AM »
asi dunia sari chad jani,
par tere tu door na hovage,
tere nam de moti sajana ve,
asi saha vch provage,
mar k v tere nal ena pyar rahu,
jad tainu takleef hou,
asi kabara ch beh k rovage...
1115
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:15:21 AM »
1116
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:14:21 AM »
1117
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:08:29 AM »
ik sajan jo sanu jaano vadh pyara aa,
es dharti ute asi lavaris laas jehe..
oh ambran da sab tu sohna taara aa,
asi kise greeb de tuti hoi aash jehe,
ohde vehre sukha da mela lagda bhara aa..
1118
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:00:20 AM »
galib bhaj bhaj k aya," OYE SEKHON...tere ghare BARSAT DA PANI VAD GYA SARA.....JALDI JAA>.....................
sekhon ," YAAR mazk na kar...GHAR DI KEYS ta mere kol ne. pani kive vad gya :D: :D: :D:
1119
« on: April 25, 2011, 03:15:51 AM »
Teacher student ki notebook main likh ke bhejti hai ki aapke bachhe se badbu aati hai..
Toh udher se uski mummy ne bhi likh bheh diya ki hum bachhe ko padhaane ke liye bejhteh hain.. sughne ke liye nahi :D: :D: :D:
1120
« on: April 25, 2011, 03:13:15 AM »
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son .
mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ..
son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...
mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...
son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...
mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...
son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...
mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ :D: :D: :D:
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