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Funny Videos / Re: Jaskaran Gill and Gori
« on: May 28, 2010, 12:44:25 AM »
Lo ji jaskaran di ta gal ban gyi.....
Who iz the next one in line Kudrat....

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Funny Videos / Re: Pendu bit Bakra's Finger...
« on: May 28, 2010, 12:40:40 AM »
Damn cute kids..... 8->
Loved it !

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Knowledge / Re: Graduation Commencement Speech - Gurbaksh Chahal
« on: May 28, 2010, 12:33:59 AM »
I think life is incomplete without these three things.... struggle, sacrifice and Love..
Till the time you dont understand the importance of these things.... Life is absurd

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Funny Videos / Re: PJ's gr8 Dancers..
« on: May 28, 2010, 12:19:42 AM »
Amazing sync and coordination..... :balle:

I too want admission.... plz take me along Kudrat ji

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Knowledge / Trendy Aquariums.....
« on: May 27, 2010, 11:41:58 PM »








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Jokes Majaak / How guys select the girl they want to marry.....
« on: May 27, 2010, 06:36:46 PM »


> A man is dating three women and wants to decide with whom he should marry.

> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
  and watches to see what they do with the money.

> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
  her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new  outfits, and
  dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
  to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

 The man gets impressed.


> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

> She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
  computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
  tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him
  so much.

 Again, the man got impressed
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> The third invests the money in the stock market

> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
  reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
  She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
  him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.



> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

   Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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* > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

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* > > > > > > > Men are Men,!!!
:happy: :idontunderstand:

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Pics / Re: Picture of Day
« on: May 27, 2010, 01:32:59 PM »
koi banda te chajj di pic paa deyaa karo jeenu wekh ke dil khush howe  :omg:


Lo ji exclusively for Miss Gill......



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Jokes Majaak / Re: Two Cannibals
« on: May 27, 2010, 01:05:41 AM »
if i would have been on his son's place.. i would have eaten him up.....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: All Lawyers are Idiots
« on: May 27, 2010, 12:42:51 AM »
An idiot will never accept that he is idiot...
and see this guy... although he is not lawyer still he supported them....

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Lyrics / Re: Ajj Din Chadeya
« on: May 27, 2010, 12:32:30 AM »
both songs are really nice..
thanx kudrat

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News Khabran / Re: Bad news !!
« on: May 25, 2010, 11:31:21 PM »
jst 2 days...

very sad indeed..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Arrested for laughing
« on: May 25, 2010, 10:54:46 PM »
great....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: The Confessional Booth
« on: May 25, 2010, 10:50:01 PM »
Holy crap.... in the church... X_X

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Jokes Majaak / Dilbert's Theorem on Salary
« on: May 25, 2010, 10:46:21 PM »
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation that is based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money

As every engineer knows: Work / Time = Power

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money,

we have: Work / Money = Knowledge

Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work done.
CONCLUSION: The Less you Know, the More you Make.

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Shayari / Re: Pindan Vichon Pind Sunida
« on: May 25, 2010, 09:01:30 PM »
vari varsi khattaan geya si

vari varsi khattaan geya si

khat ke leyandi bus

main kudi i phone vargi.. tu Nokia 3310

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Shayari / Re: Pindan Vichon Pind Sunida
« on: May 25, 2010, 08:51:37 PM »

wah ji wah ethe jugalbandi ho rhi  :happy:
te tusi disturb karti... :loll:

actually i was lukng for this kind of thread with punjabi boliyaaa...
coz m going to attend few weddings .. this summer..
my humble request to all Pj members .. plz contribute to this thread

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News Khabran / Re: Plane crashes in India, 160 people feared dead
« on: May 25, 2010, 07:34:19 PM »
But wat is more distressing..is that becoz of the compensation amount...so many people are there who are claiming for the single body...
and now DNA tests are being conducted to identify the kin of victims...
Really Sad !

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I dont think the person stole the things for the sake of money...
as he himself 'll be knowing that he can not sell those things afterwards....



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News Khabran / Re: Thieves put sleeping gas in AC units
« on: May 25, 2010, 07:06:08 PM »
Intersting..
But wat seems more interesting is..... how they themselves managed to escape the effect of sleeping gas...
:wait:

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Fun Time / Re: lol check this out guyz
« on: May 25, 2010, 12:42:11 AM »
Is dis a part of add campaign for paper towel...??

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