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Jokes Majaak / Re: kaun bachea....?
« on: January 17, 2010, 01:32:50 PM »
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: machi khan nu jee krda
« on: January 17, 2010, 01:30:47 PM »
 :happy: :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kiss naal ilaaz
« on: January 17, 2010, 01:29:47 PM »
thnx :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: badal te AMLI
« on: January 17, 2010, 01:29:16 PM »
 :happy:

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: 1984 - A Sikh Story
« on: January 17, 2010, 01:26:55 PM »
gud post maano.....bahut kuch milea sikhan nu....thanx =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Re: give me a kiss
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:19:09 AM »
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: han ji BHABHI JEE
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:17:31 AM »
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: maano billi
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:16:18 AM »
le mainu tu kida kha skdi aa  :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: machi khan nu jee krda
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:15:09 AM »
 :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: dedicated to sonnenkinder
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:07:47 AM »
chal yaar mitti pa gal te......  :yawn:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: give me a kiss
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:06:27 AM »
na hun tu dhakke nal mere to haan krauni aa..?  :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / han ji BHABHI JEE
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:04:52 AM »
ik war ik munde da rumal khotey dey mohrey digh janda
ohdroo dee 2 kudia v gujer rahiaa c
mundey nu khotey mohrioo rumal chukda daikh k kehndiaa

Ke gal apney veeer nu matha tekdaaa

munda v palt k jwaaab dinda

Hanji Bhabi G



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Jokes Majaak / machi khan nu jee krda
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:03:55 AM »
ik kudi mundey nu kehndi mera ajh machli khaan nu jee karda
munda kehnda tu kha la main ta khani nahi
kudi kehndi keo nahi khani tu
munda kehnda ohdey wich kandey hundey aa
kudi kehndi ley jey kandey hundey aa ta tu chlpa pa k kha lami

 :laugh: :laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / where to cross the border
« on: January 17, 2010, 08:00:24 AM »
If You Cross **The North Korean **Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

If You Cross **The Iranian* *Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross **The Afghan* *Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross **The Saudi Arabian* *Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed for 5 years.

If You Cross *The Chinese**Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross **The Venezuelan* *Border Illegally You
Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross **The Cuban* *Border Illegally You Will
Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter* Russia**Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent
To Prison And Deported

If You Are A **Pakistani **or a **Bangladeshi* *And Illegally Cross **The
Indian Border*

*You Get
- A Ration Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more)
- Haz Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of
expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was **not heard of back
home*
And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!

Hats off to the ********* in Delhi!!!!!!! !!! & pseudosecularists in
society, who elect them.



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Jokes Majaak / badal te AMLI
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:57:40 AM »
badal sarkaar ney keha k sanu voting karoo asi
punjab ch metroo rail leke ama gey

ik amli uthia gaaal kadh k kehnda teri behn..................

beejli ta agey nahi ondi punjab ch

metro salia pathiaa nal chloni aaa


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Jokes Majaak / kaun bachea....?
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:27:20 AM »
Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.

Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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* * * ! ! Punjab ! ! * * *


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Jokes Majaak / maano billi
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:21:46 AM »
Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’

Punjabi Translation:

‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’


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Jokes Majaak / Re: dedicated to sonnenkinder
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:07:15 AM »
matlab tu man geya na....k tu bandar aa.....  :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: give me a kiss
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:05:54 AM »
mae nahi pucheya ..... :huhh:

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Gup Shup / Re: life without boys
« on: January 17, 2010, 07:01:14 AM »
 :happy: :happy:22 mae ta slah diti c

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