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3081
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:23:16 PM »
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Bhola: Very long!
3082
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:21:18 PM »
Bhola: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Pyarelal: What's he studying?"
Bhola: He's not studying, they are studying him!
3083
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:20:03 PM »
Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" :laugh: :laugh:
3084
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
What's Ford?
Bhola: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Bhola: So simple, Bail Gaadi
3085
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:15:59 PM »
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside. 9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games. 8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires. 7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it. 6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. 5. Your IQ is lower than your weight. 4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE. 3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary. 2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work. 1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home.
3086
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:11:58 PM »
Maths Teacher to a Boy: If u had 1000Rs. in one pocket & 1000rs. in other pocket, what would u think?
Boy: I would think yaar mai kitay bapu di pant ta nhi paa lai?.......... :laugh: :laugh:
3087
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:07:10 PM »
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion .
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait!
4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest
and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
to trace out the lion.
3088
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:01:46 PM »
Teacher: Boys ap ne amir aur kajol ki movie "Fanaa" se kia sekha ha???
Boys: andhi, langri, looli, jo bhi mile phasa leni chahiye ......... :laugh: :laugh:
3089
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:59:48 AM »
TEACHER: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUNJABI BOY: A teacher.......... :laugh:
3090
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:57:54 AM »
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
3091
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:45:09 AM »
Lawoo G preeto G nu police ch bahrti hon da moka mil janda
Bharti hon to baad ik jungle ch sher(lion) aa janda
jiss nu fadan laee boharoo v police mangwaee gaee jani k
ingland .america.newzland
sabto to pehla ingland de polis behjdey shair nu fadn laee
oh 3 ghantey baad khali wapis aa jandi nahi fadh hunda ohna kolo
fir bari aee america de oh jandi oh 1.30 ghante ch wapis aa jandi
ohna to v nahi fadh hoyeaaa sher
ese traaa newzland waley v jandey oh v 4 ghantia baad wapis aa jandey ohna kol v nahi fadh hunda sher
tey lawoo g apni preeto G v gaee hoi c india waloo
preeto G jungl ch gaeee wapis he nahi aeee 5 ghantey beet gaye 7 ghantey beet gaye jado 10 ghantea baad v preet G wapis nahi aye ta kisey ne keha k chll k wekhna chida hian k gal kitey shair ney kha ta nahi leaaa
lawoo G jadoo kuch polic bandey Preeto G nu dekhn laee jandey ta kee dekhdey ney
Preeto ney ik Bander Drakhat naal bannia hoia c tey ohda kut kut k bura haal keeta hoia c tey naal keh rahi c k
Keh main he sher ha ............. :laugh: :laugh:
3092
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:40:19 AM »
Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
~Censored~
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
3093
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
de k soorta sohnea lokan nu....sohnia kuria naal mila dita....
o RABBA :rabb: na sanu shakal diti na girlfrnd...mili
jakhma te loon paun nu sala...VALENTINE DAY hor bna dita......
3094
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:31:15 AM »
safar lamba hai dost banate chalo......
dil mile na mile..hath milate chalo.....
TAJ MAHAL na banao..bahut mehanga padega...
jahan bhi jao...eh nayi MUMTAZ banat chalo........ :love:
3095
« on: January 20, 2010, 10:50:47 AM »
red :love:
3096
« on: January 20, 2010, 10:50:08 AM »
bilkul jee
3097
« on: January 20, 2010, 10:49:30 AM »
X
x to ki banaida..... :dnk:
3098
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:45:37 PM »
chal oda kr li 8->
3099
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:39:53 PM »
te hor...... :happy:
3100
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:34:31 PM »
tusi naam kise ho da le deyo..... :hehe: ape wrong number ho geya :lol:
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