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« on: January 20, 2010, 11:45:09 AM »
Lawoo G preeto G nu police ch bahrti hon da moka mil janda
Bharti hon to baad ik jungle ch sher(lion) aa janda
jiss nu fadan laee boharoo v police mangwaee gaee jani k
ingland .america.newzland
sabto to pehla ingland de polis behjdey shair nu fadn laee
oh 3 ghantey baad khali wapis aa jandi nahi fadh hunda ohna kolo
fir bari aee america de oh jandi oh 1.30 ghante ch wapis aa jandi
ohna to v nahi fadh hoyeaaa sher
ese traaa newzland waley v jandey oh v 4 ghantia baad wapis aa jandey ohna kol v nahi fadh hunda sher
tey lawoo g apni preeto G v gaee hoi c india waloo
preeto G jungl ch gaeee wapis he nahi aeee 5 ghantey beet gaye 7 ghantey beet gaye jado 10 ghantea baad v preet G wapis nahi aye ta kisey ne keha k chll k wekhna chida hian k gal kitey shair ney kha ta nahi leaaa
lawoo G jadoo kuch polic bandey Preeto G nu dekhn laee jandey ta kee dekhdey ney
Preeto ney ik Bander Drakhat naal bannia hoia c tey ohda kut kut k bura haal keeta hoia c tey naal keh rahi c k
Keh main he sher ha ............. :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 20, 2010, 11:40:19 AM »
Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty .
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
~Censored~
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........
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« on: January 20, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
de k soorta sohnea lokan nu....sohnia kuria naal mila dita....
o RABBA :rabb: na sanu shakal diti na girlfrnd...mili
jakhma te loon paun nu sala...VALENTINE DAY hor bna dita......
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« on: January 20, 2010, 11:31:15 AM »
safar lamba hai dost banate chalo......
dil mile na mile..hath milate chalo.....
TAJ MAHAL na banao..bahut mehanga padega...
jahan bhi jao...eh nayi MUMTAZ banat chalo........ :love:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 08:04:52 AM »
ik war ik munde da rumal khotey dey mohrey digh janda
ohdroo dee 2 kudia v gujer rahiaa c
mundey nu khotey mohrioo rumal chukda daikh k kehndiaa
Ke gal apney veeer nu matha tekdaaa
munda v palt k jwaaab dinda
Hanji Bhabi G
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« on: January 17, 2010, 08:03:55 AM »
ik kudi mundey nu kehndi mera ajh machli khaan nu jee karda
munda kehnda tu kha la main ta khani nahi
kudi kehndi keo nahi khani tu
munda kehnda ohdey wich kandey hundey aa
kudi kehndi ley jey kandey hundey aa ta tu chlpa pa k kha lami
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 08:00:24 AM »
If You Cross **The North Korean **Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
If You Cross **The Iranian* *Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross **The Afghan* *Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross **The Saudi Arabian* *Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed for 5 years.
If You Cross *The Chinese**Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross **The Venezuelan* *Border Illegally You
Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross **The Cuban* *Border Illegally You Will
Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter* Russia**Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent
To Prison And Deported
If You Are A **Pakistani **or a **Bangladeshi* *And Illegally Cross **The
Indian Border*
*You Get
- A Ration Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more)
- Haz Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of
expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was **not heard of back
home*
And Ofcourse - Voting Rights!!
Hats off to the ********* in Delhi!!!!!!! !!! & pseudosecularists in
society, who elect them.
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« on: January 17, 2010, 07:57:40 AM »
badal sarkaar ney keha k sanu voting karoo asi
punjab ch metroo rail leke ama gey
ik amli uthia gaaal kadh k kehnda teri behn..................
beejli ta agey nahi ondi punjab ch
metro salia pathiaa nal chloni aaa
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« on: January 17, 2010, 07:27:20 AM »
Amarinder Singh te Badal ik boat te ja rahe san. Boat dub gayi.
Guess karo bachya kaun ???
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.Oye balle balle guess karo Ji
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* * * ! ! Punjab ! ! * * *
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« on: January 17, 2010, 07:21:46 AM »
Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’
Punjabi Translation:
‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:59:22 AM »
teacher---oh kehra programme c.....j na hunda ta PUNJAB khushhaaal hona c...
thodi der baar sochan ton baad--
punjabi student-- sir, PARKASH SINGH BADAL DI MAA DA VIAH :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:57:26 AM »
sharma--oye verma ..ik do pad ta maar..rajai garam kar
verma(rajai ch tatti kar ke)---aa chak...tu v ki yaad karenga...mitra ne agg hi la diti :superhappy:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:52:19 AM »
lite chali jaan te....
UK-- oh no!
U.S.A.--what is this!
germany-- oh shit!
australia--hey shit man!
Pakistan--- batti chali gayiii
in PUNJAB-----BADAL di bhen di *%&$#^#@%^&*#@@ :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:47:47 AM »
just imagine life without boys...........
roads silent
colleges empty
the POLICE at rest
all moblie companies in loss
NO SMS
NO GIFTS
NO ALCHOHOL
NO PETROL KHARCH
NO BIKES
NO CRIME
alll the girls direct to heaven......
aha saari life interesting hi aapa kiti aa....
so MITRO..........proud to be a BOY :cool: :cool:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:40:01 AM »
ladki ne di larke ko hothon pe kiss.......
gaur farmaiye.....
ladki ne di larke ko hothon pe kiss.....
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MUTUAL FUNDS ARE SUBJECTED TO MARKET RISKS
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:33:02 AM »
boy--dad sadi gwandi di kuri nu english nahi aundi.......
father-- tenu kida pta....?
boy-- GIVE ME A KISS keha tan thappad maar k chali gayiii
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:30:09 AM »
zindagi badi udas hai....
mainu laggi pyas hai...
mainu dunia ton na koi aas hai....
mainu khelni aundi taash hai....
main usde ITT maar k bhaj ju....
jihne keha k mera eh sher bakwaas hai....
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:27:19 AM »
ohna ne jagah jagah te naake laye hoye ne....
saare pange v tere hi paye hoye ne....
2-4 din gharo bahar na jawi...
bahar BANDAR fadan waale aye hoye ne........ :pagel:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:25:02 AM »
T.T.-- ticket dikhao
PUNJABI boy--a lao jee
T.T-- eh tan purani hai....
BOY--te train kehra tuhade peo ne hune showroom to kadai aa.... :laugh:
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« on: January 17, 2010, 02:22:33 AM »
girl---my head is paining....
BOY kissed her head....!
girl -- my neck is paining.....
BOY kissed her neck...!
an old man asked---beta loose motions ka bhi ilaaz krte ho kya.......? :laugh:
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