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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / why do SIKHS keep hair....?????
« on: February 07, 2010, 12:15:41 AM »
A: This question is asked a lot....Why do you keep hair?.... Hair is a gift from God, therefore why should anyone throw it away by cutting it? Sikhs live the way God made humans and never cut their hair. For Sikhs hair is the symbol of love for God and the respect for everything He has given us. The way God made us is the most beautiful of all. To Christians, even the Bible says, God loves us and cares so much about us that even all the hairs of our head has well counted.

One argument heard often is that if you do not cut your hair, it keeps growing and will eventually reach the ground. Sikhs never cut their hair and it does not touch the ground, their eyebrows grow to a specific length, their moustaches grow to a specific length, and their beard stops at a specific length. Our body has a natural way of shedding and regenerating hair, thus after a period of time hair seems to stay at a consistent length.

Millions of Sikhs do not cut their hair and their hair grows to a specific length depending on their individual characteristics. Even if you still believe that hair do not stop growing and will eventually reach the ground, you should first consider whether to believe the one who has never seen hair growing or the millions of people who have never cut their hair? The answer is obvious.

Another important point is that Sikhs are not to use razors or any other such devices on their bodies, from the time of birth, for they do not cut their hair from any part of their bodies. In order to keep hair neat and clean Sikhs roll the hair on the top of their head. The hair is then covered by different types of turbans.

From the scientific view, keeping hair is practical because hair has many functions. It traps an insulating layer of still air just outside the skin, and thereby reduces loss of heat by radiation, hair absorbs harmful radiations from the sun, hair follicles can make androgenic hormones and Axillary hair provides larger surface area for evaporation of sweat. Although Sikhs do not need scientific explanations to keep hair, it is important to note that scientific explanations do indeed exist.


j kise nu kuch hor pta oh v das skde ne........... :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Jokes Majaak / roya lash se lipatkar
« on: February 04, 2010, 11:14:15 AM »
roya woh lash se lipatkar.....
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ke lash  khud uth kar boli

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LAI TU MRZA KANJRA......MAIN KITE FER MARJU ........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / mundeya di sifat
« on: February 04, 2010, 11:08:04 AM »
mundeya nu sangat kharab maardi
fir bach jaan te sharaab maardi
fir bach jaan te jawani maardi
j fir v bach jaan ta kuri beganiii maardi............ :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Funny Videos / zooz zooo
« on: February 04, 2010, 10:44:08 AM »
Vodafone Fashion Tips commercial - 2 zoozoos dressing up

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / SARDAR
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:56:26 AM »
sat sri akal jee.....jo lok SARDAR baare jan na chahunde han........read dis---

Is ooch neech da farak mitaya GURU NANAK DEV JI si Sardar,

Jis Hindustan Khatir sees luhaea GURU TEG BAHADAR JI si Sardar,

Jis dharam utton priwaar gvaea GURU GOBIND SINGH JI si Sardar,

Tawi tapdi te beh k sikhi sidak
na gvaea GURU ARJUN DEV JI si Sardar,

Desh lai fansi nu gall laya Bhagat Singh si Sardar,

Ehna sir shahidi da sehra te gall kurbaani da haaar...
I M PROUD TO BE A SARDAR

One feature of our community is that all sikh males share the name "SINGH" which means "LION" and women carry the name of "KAUR" which means "PRINCESS".

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Jokes Majaak / baba te kuri
« on: January 27, 2010, 10:10:25 AM »
bus vich ik kuri khadi c........

ik baba aa k kuri wich vajeya......baba kehanda "SORRY"
kuri kehandi....NON SENSE ....IDIOT...

thodi der baad....

ik munda aa  k kuri vich wajeya.....te kehanda "SORRY"


kuri kehandi ITZ ALL RITE....

eh dekh k baba khada ho geya te kehanda ....." NA MERI SORRY DE SPELLING GALAT C "
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:





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Gup Shup / real tough SINGHS
« on: January 22, 2010, 08:01:47 AM »
You heard of Santa and Banta, and all their jokes
Did you ever try to know their ancestral folks?

The name Khushwant Singh and his joke book makes you smile
What about Baba Banda Singh Bahadur or Sardar Hari Singh Nalwa who were feared by the vile?

Giani Zail Singh and Manmohan Singh have enough pictures today
Do you remember Lt Gen Jagjit Singh Aurora who saved your yesterday?

The tricolored flag that you fly all over this esteemed nation
Bears the blood of Kartaar, Bhagat and Udham who brought all elation

Does the name Saragarhi ring a bell in your mind?
Or has your thankless memory fooled and made you blind?

How dare you forget that bloody Kargil war
Where the martyrs were the sons of a Kaur

How much you rejoiced when they conquered Tiger Hills
Defeated an enemy who brutally tortures and kills

Standing next to the flag, with the nation celebrating wild
Were the turbaned soldiers who stood there and smiled

You relish stories of stupidity portraying a Sikh as a joker
How easily you forgot their countless tales of valor

We have had enough of taunts, pranks and jokes of yours
You don't want to mess with us Singhs and Kaurs

Don't wreck your future by forgetting your past
Thanklessness brings severe misery fast

We are tender like a rose, yet harder than steel
You can tear us apart, but never make us kneel

Your jokes may harm a few weaklings
For you never met some real tough Singhs

So fear the day they stand before your eyes
They before whom the fear of death dies

Your jokes have launched their share of attack
Now quit or watch the Singhs coming to pay you back


EH copy n paste kiti aa........

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Pics / munda ki kare
« on: January 21, 2010, 06:12:58 AM »
fer dasso munda ki kare............... :love:

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Jokes Majaak / how to identify a NRI
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:33:26 PM »
10. One who requests the autorickshaw driver to drive slowly and clutches the seat-cushion nervously.
9. One who just bought a case of Bisleri mineral water.
8. One who gets upset if the train is only six hours behind schedule.
7. One who is nervously gazing at the Green channel at the Customs clearance of airport.
6. One who prefers eating fruits to Poori at the train stations.
5. Basically, any man who is changing a baby's diaper.
4. One who does not wait, for the coolie at the train station, and hauls his/her own 30" suitcase.
3. One who feels embarrassed to run after the railway conductor, for reservation.
2. One who says, "say cheese" when taking a picture.
1. One who has gained more FREQUENT FLYER mileage from trips to the toilet. 

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Jokes Majaak / dont diss Joke
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:25:44 PM »
Joke Doesnt Exist... Jhanda ATE IT  :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / mother tongue
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:23:16 PM »
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?


Bhola: Very long!

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Jokes Majaak / son in medical college
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:21:18 PM »
Bhola: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.

Pyarelal: What's he studying?"

Bhola: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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Jokes Majaak / mouth wash
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:20:03 PM »
Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"


Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"   :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / bail gaadi
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:18:48 PM »
What's Ford?
Bhola: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Bhola: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Jokes Majaak / 10 ways to noe tat u r a desi engineer
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:15:59 PM »
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.

9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.

8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.

7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.

4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.

3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.

2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.

1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home

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Jokes Majaak / bapu di pant
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:11:58 PM »
Maths Teacher to a Boy: If u had 1000Rs. in one pocket & 1000rs. in other pocket, what would u think?



Boy: I would think yaar mai kitay bapu di pant ta nhi paa lai?.......... :laugh: :laugh: 

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Jokes Majaak / ways to catch a lion
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:07:10 PM »
 

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion .

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage.
So set the trap, sit down and wait!

4. Inverse Transformation Method
We place a spherical cage in the forest
and enter it.
Perform an inverse transformation with
respect to lion.
Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
every thing to pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differention Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area.
The lion is some where in the result.
So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion
to trace out the lion.

 

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Jokes Majaak / fannaaa movie
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:01:46 PM »
Teacher: Boys ap ne amir aur kajol ki movie "Fanaa" se kia sekha ha???



Boys: andhi, langri, looli, jo bhi mile phasa leni chahiye ......... :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / TEACHER
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:59:48 AM »
TEACHER: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


PUNJABI BOY: A teacher.......... :laugh:  

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Jokes Majaak / mathematical romance
« on: January 20, 2010, 11:57:54 AM »
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 

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