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Jokes Majaak / UP da baiya
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:42:45 AM »
Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?


102
Jokes Majaak / amli da radio
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:40:42 AM »
Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.

Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.

Amli: Aa farr
 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.......


103
Jokes Majaak / boy to girl
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:38:57 AM »
Boy: I love u sohniye.

 Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

 Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.
.............. :laugh:

104
Jokes Majaak / jatt te jatti
« on: November 14, 2009, 05:37:23 AM »
 to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.   :laugh: :laugh:


105
Shayari / umar vadhauni payi
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 AM »
Massa massa si aayi maut

ik hor hii adchan pe gayi

oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi... :waitin:


saanu ummer vdhaani pe gayi..........


106
Shayari / labhia yaara gawata
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:15:53 AM »
Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..

assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe

loki yaar laben nu firde ne

assi labhia yaar gava baithe............. :cry:


107
Shayari / j tere jeha
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:12:51 AM »
Baah fadke rok lende,
je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyoN rulde,
,je tere jeha koi hor hunda.................  :lost:


108
Shayari / soh rab d
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:11:04 AM »
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita

hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi

tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
 
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi

pyar tere de butte nu pani laya

hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi


109
Jokes Majaak / oh mainu dekhi jan di c
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:07:20 AM »
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c :blink:




Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c  :happy:
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c :wait:


110
Jokes Majaak / three wheeler
« on: November 14, 2009, 02:04:02 AM »
Tu sohni tera na sohni,  :love:



par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,   :huhh:



sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C  :wait:



Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!   :sad:




111
Gup Shup / 1984 anti sikh riots
« on: November 03, 2009, 12:22:17 AM »
sat shri akal g........!

http://www.rdxzone.net/videos/video/V3-0fUDPQ_g/watch.html

http://www.rdxzone.net/videos/video/X-JY2mYvd-A/watch.html

eh video dekho.....zara gaur naal...
N IF U R SIKH DO THINK ABUT IT.......... :plz:

112
Jokes Majaak / bachpan ka zamana
« on: October 27, 2009, 11:07:54 AM »
yaad ata hai mujhe bachpan ka zamana........ :sad:

patli tango par latkta pajama........ :woried:

nak ko haath se poch kar gaal par lagana........ :lost:

peeche se makhiyaan udate huye awaaz lagana...... :wow:


              :laugh:     MUMMY KAR LI :laugh:

113
Jokes Majaak / saheli
« on: October 25, 2009, 09:30:06 AM »
kisi ko purani HAVELI pasand hai....
kisi ko shahrukh ki PAHELI pasand hai.....
kisi ko karina ki CHAMELI pasand hai.....






par hame to salman ki SAHELI pasand hai.....  :love:

haye oyeee X_X

114
Jokes Majaak / start with kisses
« on: October 25, 2009, 08:36:08 AM »
GIRL - i want to end our relationship.......i m going to return everything you gave me...... :huhh:





BOY--- ok then ....lets start with kisses  :kiss: :kiss:


 :laugh:

115
Jokes Majaak / topic ape par k dekh lo yaar
« on: October 25, 2009, 08:32:18 AM »
sada PUNJAB HUSAN D FACTORY aa..... :superhappy:


sada JALANDHAR ishq d directory aa..... :love:


ki hoea asin koi KUDI nahi fasai....... /:)


par sade saare yaar SOHNIA KUDIA DE SECRETARY AA...... :hehe:

116
Jokes Majaak / dubara se arz kiya hai.....
« on: October 25, 2009, 08:26:55 AM »
arz kiya hai....



ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai unhe paana......




 :hehe:

zara gaur farmaiye........  :angr:



ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai unhe paana........ X_X



A for apple......B for banana  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

117
Jokes Majaak / arz kiya hai........
« on: October 25, 2009, 08:23:00 AM »
Farida teri duniya ch paise de sab peer...... :wait:


Notan khatir kar rae jag nu liro leer...... :sad:



Rishte nate bhul gaye te bhul gaye zameer....... :woried:


RANJHA mange bullet te ACTIVA mange heer........ :laugh:

118
Gup Shup / dedicate a punjabi song for the person above u----
« on: October 25, 2009, 05:02:33 AM »
sat shri akal g.....

ajo fir thora fun shun kariye te thori jehi tharak v bhoriye...  :hehe:

lo v dosto hun tusi sarea  ne punjabi song dedicate karn a aa jehra banda tuhade to uppar aa....ho jo shuru..  :blink:

mei pj d janta leyi song dedicate karda... :happy:

rohb maarde v haini .....
te saharde v haini.....
asi dil de ni maare sada rabb jandaa..
JIGREY PUNJABIA DE JAGG JANDAAAA....

Bruuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  :balle:

119
News Khabran / 1984 anti sikh riots d yaad wich.....
« on: October 24, 2009, 10:42:05 AM »
sab ton pehla sarea nu pyar bhari sat shri akal.......
eh mera pehla topis a so mei thora nervous aa :woried:

aj amritsar wich hoi meeting wich......sikh jathebandiya ne...anti sikh riots d 25th anniversary te shaheeda nu shardhanjli bhet karan layi PUNJAB band da sada ditta geya hai....ate ohna ne smooh sikh bhaichaare nu appeal kitti hai k oh is wich apna yogdaan paun....bhawe oh punjab wich han ja fir punjab ton bahar videsha wich rehande han...


aao asi saare ohna shaheeda nu shardhanjliya bhet kariye jihna ne os daur wich apnia jaana kaum layi qurbaan kitia ate....shaheedia prapt kar gaye...

waheguru g ka khalsa
waheguru g ki fateh..... :rabb:

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