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3701
« on: March 02, 2011, 10:01:22 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: os uncle nu mera javab eh aa ke mere phone ch clock hegi aa magar ohna di kudi naal gal karde karde phone di battery muk gayi so tuhanu pucheya :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hahaha no excuse :angry: :angry:
3702
« on: March 02, 2011, 09:54:21 PM »
Amritsar railway station ::
Gagan asks time from a man. 8->
He says : dekh bhai j main tenu time das ditta ta apni jaan pehchan ban jani a,
phir aapan dowe jalandhar ja rahe haan,
fer apni yaari pai jani,
tu mere ghar bare puchega,
pher mere ghar da pata puchega,
fer tu mere ghar ayega,
meri kudi naal tenu pyaar ho jana, :love:
pher tusi vihaah karwaoge,
TE MAIN EHO JEHA JAWAI KHOO CH SUTTNA JIS KOL APNI GHARI V NAHI AA :angry: :angry:
3703
« on: March 02, 2011, 07:57:25 PM »
Gagan : Power main apni Gf nu ki cheej devan ? :wait:
Power : oh dikhdi kive di aa? :woried:
Gagan: Wonderful :love:
Beautiful
Smart
Cute
Nazuk pari.. :blah: :blah: :blah:
Powerlifter : Mera AIRTEL wala number de de : :
3704
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:27:19 PM »
angreji ch te bol lena meri jaan oh paaji word jeha theek nai c vaise :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :angry: :angry: :angry:
3705
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:22:37 PM »
loll :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
gagan kam vadhiya karda :
3706
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:19:16 PM »
Gagan proposed a girl saying
"I luv u.. :love:
I was in luv wid u frm d 1st time i saw u.
I can do anything 4 u
I can bring d stars frm d skies..
I can oppose d whole world 4 u..
I can live 4 u i can die 4 u" :blah: :blah: :blah:
Girl quitely replied..
Paaji punjabi ch bol lo . Mainu angreji samj ni aundi :sad: :blush:
: :
3707
« on: March 02, 2011, 06:06:23 PM »
your so racist ..mundeya da kithe aa
Munde v ehi use kar lain :
3708
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:59:03 PM »
hahahah eh ki lagda kise ne Remix kad dita wahe guru da :
3709
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:56:58 PM »
Eh kaun hai ji .lagda mere varge ne dono new user : Main ta jandi nahi hahahaha
3710
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:54:01 PM »
3711
« on: March 02, 2011, 04:53:11 PM »
3712
« on: March 02, 2011, 10:02:47 AM »
chal chup kar bhene hun ldaayi na pa laen. kuj ni hoea. tenu nai kea ohne kuj oho tan sirf joke nu mada kendi. chup karo
And oh joke main share Kita c and osnu ghatiya kehan to Pehla koi vadhiya kar denda osto ta man laindi main v
3713
« on: March 02, 2011, 09:51:19 AM »
whatever i dont think that joke(or whatever it is)is a gud example to show over smartness
Oh yeah????? Phir lagda tuhade kol koi vadhiya idea hovega ryt? Plz karoge share . ?
3714
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:38:41 AM »
Select your body type to find out how to dress:-------
Plump
Go for dark colours. You don't have to agonise too much about avoiding A-line cuts or silhouettes if you
take care the cut is neat and the colour is not too bright or pale -expands your girth. If you must wear
light shades than choose antiques - dirty blue, and not the sky blue. Blouses: cover your arms.
Medium
Beiges and fawns. Antique gold. These colours also suit all skin tones - so the ideal Indian colours.
Anything goes with this body shape - be it the very in georgette saree or the out-of-fashion satin.
Blouses: Nets can hide the folds in the arms.
Thin
Any colour. And that means you can wear all the colours of this season - the entire spectrum of vibgyor and
the antiques - pinks, fawns, blues, golds. Blouses:straps are fine, while nets tease.
Your Worddrobe is determined greatly by your value for
Comfort
Comfort is a great thing but don't hide your assets in loose, drab and banal cuts all the time. If so, use
bright colours and pretty prints to bring out your personality. And if you can't resist wearing the same old
kurta every week because it has a soft feel to it then spike it up with a different dupatta, a fancy bag, or
some bold makeup.
Style
Your wardrobe has items of clothing appropriate for any and every occasion. You dress up creatively,
instinctively and originally. However you should be able to carry it off. For example, a tight outfit on a
very fat body is mostly hideous. Good style is about complimenting you and the occasion.
Fashion
Are you a victim, do you see it in the magazines and it's yours? If so, then make sure to make your sprees
worthwhile by purchasing things that are practical and lasting. Whilst shopping , buy clothing that is
conducive to your style, mixable and classic as well.
. Wearing gold
Make sure the colour's right for you. The difference between glowing and gaudy lies in a whisper of a
shade.
What is your skin tone
Fair: Pale shades of gold, highlighted with a touch of copper, look best on you.
Medium/ Wheatish: A mixed palette of whitish, beige-toned and deep bronzy shades of gold will make you
look radiant.
Dark: Coppery shades of gold work best for you, as they highlight your dusky complexion
3715
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:19:17 AM »
ਨਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦਾ ਮੁਹੱਲਾ ਗਲੀ ਬਾਜ਼ਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਪਰ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਇਥੇ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਦਾ ਖਰੀਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀ ਭਰੀ ਟੋਕਰੀ ਜਿਥੇ ਵੀ ਰਖੀ ਵੇਚਣ ਲਈ,
ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਹੀ ਲੰਘ ਜਾਏ ਪੈਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਠੋਕਰ ਮਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਦੀ ਹਰ ਦੀਵਾਰ ਤੇ ਇੰਝ ਕਿਉਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ,
ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਭਿੱਜੀਆਂ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਖਰੀਦੇ ਖਬਰਦਾਰ ਕੋਈ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਵਿਚ ਪੀੜਾਂ ਬਦਲੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਵਟਾਵਣ ਆਏ ਸੀ,
ਘਰ ਘਰ ਜਾ ਅਸਾਂ ਹੋਕਾ ਦਿਤਾ ਖੁਲਿਆ ਨਾਂ ਦਰ ਦੁਆਰ ਕੋਈ
3716
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:16:53 AM »
Kade Dhup Te Kade Chhaan Sajjna,,
Jindgi De Eh Rang Hunde,,
Sohne Safar Lagn Suhavne ,,
Je Naal Piyare Sang Hunde,,
Darr Na Kaliyaan Rataan Ton ,,
Har Raat Nahi Haner Hundi ,,
Udeek Smay De Chakr Nu ,,
Kali Raat Ton Baad Hi Sawer Hundi
3717
« on: March 02, 2011, 01:07:02 AM »
Teacher:- Bachiyo tusi suniya hovega k har ik admi di
kamyabi de peche ik aaurat hundi aa . esto tusi ki samjhde ho? :wait: :wait: :wait:
Powerlifter :- Es da matlab aa padayi wich time barbad na karo
Kudiya Fasao Kudiya X_X X_X :he: :he:
3718
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:22:25 AM »
Jyada Khush Na Hoyi K Asi Jitt Nahi Sake
Teri Khushi Layi Kabool Kar Haar Layi
Har Supna Todeya Kach Wangu
Jo Dekhya C Apne Pyaar Layi
Tenu Dil Ch Wsa K V Asi Pal Pal Tarse Tere Deedar Layi
Dooriyan Hi Eniyan Wdha Gaye Asi
Hun Koi Wajah Hi Ni Rahi Aitbaar Layi
Par Pher V Lod Pave Tan Yaad Kri
Sadiya Sda Duawan Tere Khushian De Sansaar Layi
3719
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:11:40 AM »
ਮੈ ਪੁਛਿਆ ਕਿਸੇ ਚਕੋਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਚੰਨ ਕਈ ਕਈ ਦਿਨ ਤਕ ਚੜਦਾ ਨਾ
ਉਹਦੀ ਹੋਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਥਾਂ ਯਾਰੀ ਆ ਤਾਹਿਉਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਚ ਵੜਦਾ ਨਾ
ਅੱਗੋਂ ਹਸਕੇ ਕਿਹਾ ਚਕੋਰੀ ਨੇ ,,ਸ਼ੱਕ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ..
ਜਿੰਨਾ ਚਿਰ ਦਰਸ਼ਨ ਦੇ ਦੇਵੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਉਨੇ ਵਿਚ ਹੀ ਜੀ ਲੈਣਾ
3720
« on: March 01, 2011, 10:00:32 PM »
Piya basanti re
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