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« on: March 19, 2011, 12:33:52 AM »
India Pak di ladayi lag jandi aa :thaa:
Sab lok gharan to bhar aa jande
Nakhro sis to hubby: Suniya ji , main apne nakli Dand ta ghar wich hi bhul aayi :sad:
Hubby: Bhagwane Jahaz bom sutt reha ,Pakode nahi :dnk:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 11:58:52 PM »
Pyaar.. Shabd nahi jo Kaha jaye,
Ruh nahi jo Mit jaye,
Safar nahi jo Mukaam paye,
Ye wo Ehsaas hai,
Jisk liye jiya jaye tou ZINDAGI kam pad jaye
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« on: March 18, 2011, 11:52:51 PM »
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha,
aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the,
koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe or
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,
taras gaya main kisi k hath se dye vo ek chote se rumal ko or
aaj naye -2 kapde odhaye ja rahe the,
do kadam sath na chalne ko tyar tha koi,
or aj kafila banakar ja rahe the
Aj pta chala k ''MAUT'' itni hasin hoti h.
Kambakht "HUM" to yuhi jiye ja rahe the....
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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:50:19 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:10:04 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 10:08:24 PM »
ਗੁੱਸੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਹੋਕੇ ,ਤੂੰ ਭੁਲਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਾ ਮੈਨੂੰ,
ਯਾਦ ਪਲ ਪਲ ਬਾਦ ਆਉਣ ਲੱਗ ਮੈਨੂੰ, ਤੈਨੂੰ ਭੁਲਣ ਬਾਰੇ ਸੋਚਾ ਵੀ ਕਿੱਦਾ,
ਕਈ ਲਗ ਗਏ ਜ਼ਮਾਨੇ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਪਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਤੈਨੂੰ
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« on: March 18, 2011, 09:53:55 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 09:49:00 PM »
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:59:53 PM »
Preet : tere aini kut kyo pai? :waitin:
Sandhu : kal braat ch boli galt pai gayi c.. :sad:
Preet :O kime? :wait:
Sandhu : Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya c khat k leandi taar
Bhangra ta sajda je nache kudi da yaar. :blush:
Preet : Fer ta kut paini hi c :dnk:
Sandhu : Mainu ta kalli kut hepai... jehra saala nacheya c oh
ta uthe hi maarta :woried:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:47:28 PM »
Sandhu ne raat ko Ek haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha, suniye G…
Aap kon hein? :wait:
LADKI -gussay say ! CHURAIL, :angr:
Sandhu-Tay fair chimbardi q nai…? :love:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:41:48 PM »
sandhu: aapne nurse bahut achi rakhi aa ,uska haath lagte i main thik
ho gaya :happy:
Doctor; Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe Bhi Sunai Di Thi. :nurse:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:17:15 PM »
sandhu vyah di party to ghar late gaye :dumlak:
Friends ne puchiya ke gharwali ne kuch kiha taan nhi, :wait:
Sandhu : nhi kuch jada nhi kiha eh 2 daand taan main kadwane hi si.
:he:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 08:02:58 PM »
Sandhu- main aaj ton baad na kapde dhone ,
na bhande majne te na ghar da koi kam karna.......... :angr:
Wife- acha na kari pehlaan manje thalo bahar taan aaja :he:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:49:52 PM »
Sandhu ne apni engagement ring tod diti :sad:
kyon k kudi kuwari c :blush:
Sandhu;-Jo aaj tak kise di nahi ho saki oh meri kive ho sakdi aa :dnk:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:42:26 PM »
Sandhu & Preet kise de ghar afsoos karn gaye :sad:
Ik kudi preet de gal lag k Ron lagi :cry:
Sandhu kudi nu: idhar aao ji,eh mere v ohi lagde jo preet de lagde c :he:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:34:16 PM »
Teacher to Sandhu:tum mein kuch kamiyaan hai...
Sandhu Saab agle din coat pent pehan k jande hai..
Teacher:what's dis?
Sandhu :Raymond,the complete man
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:25:00 PM »
Wife : Shaadi ki raat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to
mai kaisi lag rhi thi??
Sandhu - mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe
" HANUMAN CHALISA yaad naa hoti"
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:22:09 PM »
Ik bhikari kuch khan nu de do,
Sandhu: Tamatar khaao baba.
bhikari baba: Roti de do ?
sandhu : Tamatar khao baba,
Baba: lya tamatar hi khila de,
mrs Sandhu : eh totle hai , keh rahe ne
"kamakar khao baba "
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:02:37 PM »
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? :wait:
Sandhu: 9 :okk:
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? :waitin:
Sandhu: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted
the figure, the answer is 6!! :dnk:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:47:06 PM »
Sandhu : Kal main movie dekhi os wich ik chudail sara din mere agge
peche bhaji firdi rahi :sad:
Wife: Kehri movie c? :wait:
Sandhu;- Apne vyah di movie :he:
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