then throw away ur mobile  :D: :D:

Haha nah i sent my mate a disgusting and extremely inappropriate "joke"  :happy:

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Ohk. What you doing?

Nice. Saves time

Make them clearer and write them in english, not punjabi

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I knew it was going to be a snake. It reminded me of the news article i posted just before

1) LONGEST ENGLISH WORD: Praetertranssubstantiationalistically --> has 37 letters.

2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e': GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with ' e' in it

3) WORD WITHOUT VOWEL: RHYTHM GYM CYST

4) BRAIN: Organ of body which has no sensation when cut.

5) CROCODILE: Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.

6) No. of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS: 10, They are

B Bee

C Sea

G Zee

I Eye

Q Queue

R Are

S Yes

T Tea

U You

Y Why

FASCINATING ANIMALS, BIRDS, TREES:

1) SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tounge.

2) A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

3) DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

4) A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tonnes of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

5) The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

6) The fierce DINOSAUR was TRYNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

7) DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

8) CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

9) The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

10) OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

11) POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.

12) KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

13) ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

14) OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

IN 24 HOURS AVERAGE HUMAN:

1) HEART beats 1,03,689 times.

2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times.

3) BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles.

4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches

5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches

6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids)

7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD.

8) Breathe 438 cubic feet AIR.

9) Lose 85.60, BODY TEMPERATURE.

10) Produce 1.43 pints SWEAT.

11) Speak 4,800 WORDS.

12) During SLEEP move 25.4 times.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest - Longest word in a major dictionary

G is not the same "Zee". What's zee anyway? Do you mean zed?
S is not "yes"  :wow: :waitin:

Kiwi birds not kiwis, we(Kiwis) are the people

the poster needs "middle man" to do his dirty work hahahahah "i think" lol

You mean a hitman

Seen all of jusreign's videos. He's awesome

profilin a single race creed or a culture is also so lame.YO mama jokes r played by all races i n states. now itz jokin tyme here i cum......

YO mama's eye glasses r so thick, she can see thru da future  :D:

Did i say only black people make these jokes?  :wow: :wow: :wow: I said i think of black people whenever i read or hear these jokes

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