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Sports Khelan / Re: Football talk
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:39:25 AM »
Goalkeeper, mark paston broke his tibia and won't be playing for awhile.  :angry:

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Sports Khelan / Re: Football talk
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:21:33 AM »
AW dropped to 63rd just behind cuba.  :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: leakage in roof...
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:10:50 AM »
don't lie stratex

Hhahah waheguru i'm not, man.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Superstition....
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:09:56 AM »
:helpp: :helpp: :helpp:

:thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Funnjaab!!!
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:02:03 AM »
This is really useful especially for us foreigners. Can't wait to go there!  :dumlak:

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News Khabran / Re: Man marries pillow
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:54:20 AM »
lemme ruin ur heart now lol
Not if i do it to your 1st.

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News Khabran / Re: How old are your panties?
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:53:16 AM »
i change it daily , i think u once in a month lol
No twice a week. That's good enough for me but other people are too hygienic.  :dnk:

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Tech Lounge / Re: Use Google Chrome Browser for a Cause
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:50:51 AM »
Charity :

Billu Bakra Buying Charity Fund to support Mr. Bakra from being HALAL
:lost:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Funny sayings.....
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:49:06 AM »
tussi wat thinking

I was thinking of how i was worried about you.  :problem:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SEND ME A BROTHER......
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:47:55 AM »
haha.........funny...........laaaaaawl

:waitin: :waitin: :waitin: Um yeah.  :pagel:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Just imagine...
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:47:13 AM »
sweet! Lol he is just saying that he also wrote Stratex.
Oh ok. Stratex/stratosphere. Same thing.

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PJ Games / Re: PJ Award 2010
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:46:07 AM »

Best New Member -       Stratosphere (Gori Mem)

Lol eh, cheers mate, i think so too.  :happy: :excited: :dumlak:


Forum di Jaan - gori mem
I don't even know what forum di jaan means.  :lost: Let's hope that's a good thing.


Biggest Gossiper - stratosphere
PJ Clown (makes people laugh) - stratosphere
Are you serious?!?!?  :laugh: That can't be right.


Best New Member - Titlee
Who the hell is that? You don't think i'm the best new member?  :break: /:) :thaa:

I see how it is now..

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News Khabran / Re: How old are your panties?
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:29:50 AM »

Luck you ain't that stuffed pillow from the other thread. :pagel: :laugh: :laugh:
Eh? What do you mean?

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Suggest new color for PJ Gabru's here
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:29:03 AM »
Alright Updated list below. Anyone else or should we vote with the following colors itself?

Punjabi - Dasso bhee je kesse ne suggestion karna aa.. nai teh aa colors nal vota kariye?


I've chosen the meanest colours mate.  =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Complaints / Re: Banned four users from chat
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:26:11 AM »
Jish is the man. Unban him.

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Sports Khelan / Sports wish list
« on: December 15, 2010, 07:15:18 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Ricky Ponting - Liz Hurley. Finding her in the sack's probably the best chance he's got of getting close enough to Warnie to beg that bloke to make a comeback.

Sonny Bill Williams - A nice safe hobby to play away from rugby that doesn't involve either speeding down mountainsides on slabs of sharpened fibre glass or asking another man of equivalent bulk to don gloves and punch his living daylights out.

West Ham United - Just your stock standard, garden-variety-type total miracle needed please, St Nick.

Tiger Woods - Whatever it was when he was the man who had everything.

LeBron James - Someone to go round and remind all the other teams they're only there to make up the numbers, remember?

Black Caps - A team they can beat. (Santa politely declined this request intimating that, no, not even his special skills would be of help in this particular area.)


Graham Henry - A brilliant scientist to invent a machine that only clones Test match players who wear jerseys numbered "10" and "7".

Sepp Blatter - Something, anything, that could only ever be described as "a gay old time".

All us couch potato tv viewers - Many more ads like the "We Will Be Match Fit" cameraman commercial. Utterly brilliant, perfectly pitched.

Pakistan cricket - A conscience. Or failing that a village idiot somewhere who might actually believe that the pile of cash (29,000 pounds) found in capt Salman Butt's hotel room during the recent spot-fixing allegations really was, as he says, "given to me for the opening of a London ice cream parlour".

Halberg Judging Panel - Eye Lasik surgery so they can clearly see that just because rowing holds its "World Championships" every 12 months, that doesn't mean those titles are necessarily worth more than the All Whites fantastic unbeaten efforts at this year's FIFA world cup.

Wayne Barnes - A new career doing anything at all as long as it doesn't involve controlling Rugby World Cup quarter finals.

Australian cricket - A spinner. But not in the way that errant paceman Mitchell Johnson is.

Tour de France - A race winner with better luck than this year's bloke who, by sheer act of incredible coincidence, just happened to dine at the only restaurant on earth that serves steroid-laden tainted-meat as its regular main course. Or failing that, the same village idiot Pakistani cricket have asked Santa to find...

Roger Federer - Rafael Nadal's entry form for the Australian Open to get unfortunately lost in the post somewhere between here and the North Pole.

The America's Cup - A regatta where a whole lot of normal looking yachts with things like sails and rigging race eachother to win an age-old trophy without either a law firm or bored billionaire with nothing better to do anywhere in sight. (Note from Santa: "Please refer to Black Caps request as above".)

Stadium Southland - A new roof designed strong enough to withstand a heavy snowfall just in case something similar was ever to happen again in Invercargill. Although, being only a brisk southerly north of the Antarctic, why would it?

Shane Warne - Nothing. Not a single thing. By the look on his face I think he already knows that, yes, Santa is real (only he changed his name to "Liz") and that if you ask nicely then, truly, "all your Christmases really can come at once".

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Tech Lounge / Re: Use Google Chrome Browser for a Cause
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:41:15 PM »
Which charity? I'll decide if i want to.  :laugh: :pagel:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Superstition....
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:39:38 PM »
mein not understand tussi wat write kita


:marro: :marro: :marro:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: A Boy And A Girl In Love..
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:38:39 PM »
at last the old lady gave the girl a washing powder to wash her clothes......lolzxxxxxx

it was a joke.....tussi don't be serious stratex


Lol waheguru! i wasn't being serious. I was making a statement that if she was going to post almost all of it in english then why not put the whole thing in english.  :wow: :idontunderstand:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SEND ME A BROTHER......
« on: December 15, 2010, 06:35:54 PM »
ok no prob startex.....send me a rqst.......by searching JAGGA SANDHU

I don't have fb. I do but it's neglected.

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