haha.....u can cm and see me..........

Show and tell.

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AND THIS LAW IS JUST 4 STUDENTS!! :comeon: :comeon:

haha........thanx for completing the theory

You guys are the same person.

:laugh: high five!!!!

Parents often mistaken not doing chores as being laziness but it's only because i can't be stuffed.

Federer defeated nadal at a friendly charity match in zurich, 4-6, 6-3, 6-3.

Highest paid female athlete, maria sharapova is in the country.

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!  =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> NZ has beaten pakistan by 39 runs claiming a t20 series win.  :won: :won: :won: :won:

Tiger Woods
The photo is of Tiger Woods' crashed SUV, which ignited a fire storm of controversy as it emerged that the world's most famous athlete was a serial womaniser. Unsurprisingly Tiger's wife left him, he took time out from the game and then struggled throughout the 2010 season, failing to win a title.


Andre Agassi
The title of his autobiography said it all - Open. Andre Agassi left no stone unturned in his book, with revelations he had used methamphetamine while suffering from deep depression. His admission split opinion among former players and fans, with some claiming he was a drugs cheat. Other juicy parts of the book called Pete Sampras 'boring and a tight tipper' and showed Andre had an intense dislike of Boris Becker.


England World Cup bid
England arrived for the party all pumped up and ready to host what they promised would be the best football World Cup yet. How could they have got it so wrong? A mere two out of 22 votes later, they finished a distant fourth in a four-horse race to the winning bid of Russia. England muttered 'bribery' while FIFA and Russia fobbed off the 'bad losers'.


Andy Haden
The ever outspoken Andy Haden just couldn't keep his foot out of his mouth in 2010. His first blunder was to accuse the Canterbury Rugby Union of maintaining a quota of three 'darkies' in the starting XV. Remarkably he survived that gaffe, but two months later he resigned as a Rugby World Cup ambassador following inappropriate comments about rape. Expect to see this human headline re-appear in our 2011 scandal edition.


Joel Monaghan
Former Canberra Raiders star Joel Monaghan called it a moment of madness. Oh, it was more than that, Joel. It was much, much more than that. The 'moment' was a photograph of him simulating a sex act with a dog, which was published on the internet and has left his career in tatters.


Eden Park
World Cup administrators were quickly demanding questions from Eden Park - venue for the 2011 Rugby World Cup final - after a beer fuelled rugby league double header turned nasty. In what was billed as a dress rehearsal for the big tournament, bottles were thrown on to the field, the crowd booed the Australian anthem, fist fights erupted in the stands and chaos reigned in streets around Eden Park. Just another Friday night in Auckland, really. Are we ready for the World Cup? Time will tell.


Lara Bingle
What happens when an AFL player releases a nude photo of his model ex-girlfriend who is now dating the Australian cricket vice-captain? Well, that'll kickstart a chain of events as follows... The fans start frothing, the media gratuitously milk it for all its worth, the couple split up and Michael Clarke goes out and cracks a century against the Black Caps.


Melbourne Storm
The NRL, never an organisation far from scandal and controversy, was back in the headlines as it emerged the 2009 Premiers, the Melbourne Storm, had been rorting the salary cap. In the sporting equivalent of Enron, the Storm accountants had hidden side deals, payments and all sorts of bonuses to keep a stable of highly paid mega-stars at the club while cheating their way to the NRL title.


Sepp Blatter
FIFA president Sepp Blatter was forced into a red-faced apology for saying gay fans should "refrain from sexual activity" if they go to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Homosexuality is illegal in Qatar. Whether it should be legal to play football in a place with some of the most scorching temperatures on the planet is another argument altogether.


Shane Warne
Australian cricket's most prolific lothario is at it again. Most men would have been content with the love of English rose and Estee Lauder model Elizabeth Hurley - but not Warney. Within days of their affair becoming public, Hurley was dumping Warne for sexting a married woman behind her back. It is never, ever boring with Warne around.


St Kilda and the teen
The Australian media have been quick to call it Dickie Gate. AFL team St Kilda were hit by scandal thanks to a teenage girl posting nude pictures of three team members on Facebook, and promising the release of more pictures over the Christmas period. Her motive? Revenge, after she says she was treated poorly by St Kilda team members.


Timana Taha v Andrew Johns
Andrew Johns is just starting his coaching career but he'll have learned that it's not a good idea to call members of the opposition 'black c*nts' during team briefings. Timana Tahu stormed out of the NSW Origin camp after exactly that happened, forcing Johns into a shameful public apology.


Thierry Henry
Most people will remember him as a footballer blessed with guile, pace, panache and sublime skills. The Irish will simply recognise him as a dirty, rotten cheat. Henry drew the wrath of a nation after handballing twice in the build up to the goal that knocked the Republic Of Ireland out of World Cup qualification. Cue headlines such as 'Hand of Frog', 'Oui Was Robbed', 'Le Hand of God'.


Wayne Rooney
Another day, another Premier League footballer embroiled in a sex scandal. This time Wayne Rooney was (hopelessly) fighting allegations that he'd been bedding a prostitute while his wife was pregnant. Things got even worse when this led to a falling out between Rooney and manager Alex Ferguson. Rooney spat the dummy and threatened to leave the club amid rumours he was bound for bitter rivals Man City. Days later United buckled and signed Rooney up on a new deal worth gazillions and the striker remains married.

Sonny Bill Williams, Rugby
"I just want to get on the field bro, I just want to put that jersey on, because once I put that jersey on I will be ready to rumble, bro." - Sonny Bill Williams speaks from the heart after being named in the All Blacks squad to tour the Northern Hemisphere.


Alberto Contador, Cycling
"It's a case of food poisoning, in which I am the victim. Whether people believe me or not, I know I can hold my head high and I'm not going to hide" - three-times Tour de France winner Alberto Contador on his provisional suspension after a positive doping test..


Claudio Borghi, Football
"To be denying rumours ever day is tough. Boca is like making love with the window open, you don't have any intimacy" - outgoing Boca Juniors coach Claudio Borghi.


Tiger Woods, Golf
"I was unfaithful, I had affairs, I cheated. What I did was not acceptable and I am the only person to blame" - Tiger Woods in his first public appearance since revelations of repeated infidelity caused his spectacular fall from grace late last year. "I brought this shame on myself."


Colin Montgomerie, Golf
"To 12 special guys,. I asked them to play with their hearts and with passion and by God they did" - Europe's Ryder Cup winning captain Colin Montgomerie.


Marc Lievremont, Rugby
"We can't explain how we collapsed mentally and physically, individually and collectively in the last 30 minutes of the game. I think it's just impossible to explain the inexplicable" - shellshocked France coach Marc Lievremont after a 59-16 hammering by Australia.


Jean-Louis Valentin, FIFA World Cup
"They don't want to train, it's a scandal. I'm resigning, I'm leaving the Federation. I have nothing more to do here. I'm going back to Paris" - France team director and French Federation managing director Jean-Louis Valentin who kept his word after the players boycotted training over the Anelka affair.


John Isner, Tennis
"Nothing like this will ever happen again -- ever... It stinks someone had to lose" - American John Isner on his 11-hour-five-minute Wimbledon win over Nicolas Mahut which ended 70-68 in the fifth set.


Jose Mourinho, Football
"It was an unstoppable hug. More than words it was the hug. It was an incredible wedding between us. He (Inter Milan chairman Massimo Moratti) wanted me a few years ago when I was at Chelsea. He tried again and I went and maybe he had a feeling I could give him his dream" - Jose Mourinho after completing a treble with Inter Milan by winning the Champions League.


Le Bron James, Basketball
"I am going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat" - LeBron James, the NBA's Most Valuable Player for the past two seasons, announces in a special live national television broadcast his move from the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Miami Heat.


Mark Webber, Formula One
"Not bad for a number two (driver)" - Australian Mark Webber after winning the British Grand Prix having been forced to hand over his car's new front wing to Red Bull team mate Sebastian Vettel the day before.


Pakistan fan, Cricket
"These players have let us and the country down. We are already facing so many problems because of the floods and terrorism and they took away our one source of happiness" - a Pakistani cricket fan after spot-fixing allegations against Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir emerged in August.


Patrice Evra, FIFA World Cup
"We feel like a small footballing nation and it hurts. There's nothing to say other than it's a catastrophe" - France captain Patrice Evra sums up an embarrassing campaign in which the team finished bottom of their group and created an unseemly sideshow with their protests at the expulsion of striker Nicolas Anelka.


V.K. Sikund, Commonwealth Games
"We make a lot of confusion, we love the confusion and we muddle through somehow. If today's show is any indication, the Commonwealth Games will be great" - V.K. Sikund, a retired railway worker, after the opening ceremony got underway in Delhi despite countless problems in the build-up.



Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, FIFA World Cup
"This is not the normal way we deal with our sea creatures. But Paul was one of the most extraordinary animals we ever had. It seems appropriate to build a monument for him because he achieved such fame during his lifetime" - the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre pay tribute to Paul the 'Psychic' Octopus who hit the headlines with his accurate World Cup score predictions.


Rubens Barrichello, Formula One
"If Michael wants to go to heaven -- in the event that he is going to heaven -- then I don't really care. But I don't want to go before him" - Brazilian Rubens Barrichello reacts angrily after former Ferrari team mate Michael Schumacher tried to drive him off the track at the Hungarian Grand Prix.


Sachin Tendulkar, Cricket
"It's just another number but it's nice" - Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar after rounding off a record-breaking year by becoming the first man to score 50 test centuries.


Thomas Dossevi, Football
"We were machine-gunned, like dogs. There was blood pouring down the bus" - Togo striker Thomas Dossevi after three people died when separatist rebels in Angola attacked the team bus in January, before the start of the African Nations Cup.


Tyson Gay, Athletics
"It was crazy. It was like I didn't even exist until I beat the world record holder" - former world double sprint champion Tyson Gay, the world's second fastest man, on public reaction to his 100 metres victory over Usain Bolt.


Mikheil Saakashvili, Winter Olympics
"The International Federation said what happened yesterday was human error. With all due respect...one thing I know for sure is that no sports mistake is supposed to lead to death" - Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili after luger Nodar Kumaritashvili died hours before the Vancouver Games opening ceremony in an horrific training crash.

am living in melbourne from the first day i landed

I've always thought you lived in sydney. I swear that's what you told me!

where does it says its fast  :lost:

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