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Gup Shup / Re: School - Looking back
« on: January 08, 2011, 05:05:54 AM »
My mate and i were talking and i accidentally said "BLOWJOB" out loud, not realising 1 of the most well liked teachers just passed by.

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Fun Time / Re: yahoo smiley codes
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:58:31 AM »
MSN temporarily blocked my email.  :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: It made so angry that i lost my cool so i sent them a lot of hate mails, spams and complaints.  :happy:

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Knowledge / Re: Laptop Risk- ' Toasted Skin Syndrome'
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:55:52 AM »
The laptops heat up alot its because they got only 2 fans plus the heat sink is little ( because of compact size)
when u hold the laptop the vents get closed and it starts heating up more.
I would suggest you guys to use a desktop when your home and only time u should be using ur laptop is when you can't access ur pc and that too not for a long time
I agree. I really want a laptop though.

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Knowledge / Re: World's Most Expensive Dogs :D
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:53:04 AM »
my fav dog is nt even in here  :sad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Lol.

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: Egypt loves Punjabi
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:44:40 AM »
What's egypt like? Show me the mummy!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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News Khabran / Re: cow piss soft drink in india
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:43:26 AM »
Sounds yum.

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Complaints / Re: Why swearing is not allowed?
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:35:58 AM »
I remember when i was new which wasn't long ago, i was cussing and the staff told me to shut up but for me, that was impossible, so now i pretty much just censor.

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Forum Dehshiyat / Rules Regulations / Re: Making Topics About Other Users
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:29:28 AM »
If in doubt, leave it out.

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Cars / Re: Turbo Timer works on my R33
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:13:26 AM »
for HKS Turbo timer if i had got everything done from the garage..over 400$
Aight. Good thing you got it repaired.

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Cars / Re: JDM Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X
« on: January 08, 2011, 04:11:16 AM »
Damn it man, i want to get my hands on the white 1.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Unite - Divide
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:51:36 AM »
Does religion unite or divide people? I say it divides but what do you reckon?

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How so?

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: The Clever Rabbit
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:39:50 AM »
 :laugh:  =D> 'Xactly. You gotta be both physically and mentally smart and strong.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Great Sikh Women
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:38:15 AM »
No that's not quite right, neither he or she can conceive without each other.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: SARDAR
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:34:41 AM »
So that's what sardar means.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Nanak and the River
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:32:19 AM »
Can't believe i just read all that.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Religion The Real Meaning
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:31:24 AM »
So you call atheists the devils? What does that make you?

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: Letter from Mother India to NRI Son
« on: January 08, 2011, 03:26:16 AM »
Haha.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SEND ME A BROTHER......
« on: January 07, 2011, 07:23:40 PM »
haha......cm om hydrostatics......  :comeon:
Do you know what hydrostatics mean? Hydro means hydrogen and liquid/fluid so i can pretty much drown you using my fluids.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That sounded creepy.

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Jokes Majaak / The lord will save me
« on: January 07, 2011, 07:16:58 PM »
There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man.

He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.

A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said, “It’s alright! The Lord will save me!”

So the helicopter flew away. The water continued to rise and a boat came to him but, once again, the man shouted, “No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and save me!” and, once again, the boat sped off.

The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated, “I don’t need saving! My Lord will come”

Reluctantly, the helicopter left.

The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and the man drowned.

At the gates of heaven, the man met St. Peter. Confused, he asked, “Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man – why did my Lord not rescue me?”

St. Peter replied, “For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters and a boat!”

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