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Messages - ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
7321
« on: January 22, 2011, 07:02:34 PM »
it would be to get a nap.  :
It's flooding.
7322
« on: January 22, 2011, 07:00:43 PM »
how could you say i old for this ?
How do you know i was referring to you?  : But that tells me something.
7323
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:57:37 PM »
You're too old for this. :pagel:
7324
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:57:04 PM »
it u got a power cut u may get dissconnected from rest of the wrld
Pretty much. Raining outside, then get a power cut. What am i supposed to do? : Well i could go back to sleep. Lj rang me up early so might need more sleep.
7325
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:52:21 PM »
haveing a hope to gets some more jokes from ur side ... lukks pj is getting better than before.
You're welcome. :mean:
7326
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:51:15 PM »
u better be prepare to evaquate.. did hey gave such kind of warning. /:)
It looks like it's fogging up. We better not get power cut.
7327
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:43:26 PM »
Still the same, we've even got severe weather warnings.
7328
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:41:54 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
gud one ele
I'm still laughing.
7329
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:38:57 PM »
ya thats horrible voice is mine :happy:
You sound exactly how i pictured you'd sound. :happy:
7330
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:34:57 PM »
:laugh: Lol no more pc for him.
7331
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:30:10 PM »
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
7332
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:27:01 PM »
:laugh: Hahaha do it!
7333
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:26:12 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Number 2 owns!!!!
7334
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:22:20 PM »
The last bit man. Geezus.
7335
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:20:17 PM »
7336
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:19:12 PM »
Where's grenade?
7337
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:14:54 PM »
SAMAJ NHI AAE :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If you got something to say, why don't you say it in english? :waitin:
7338
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:13:10 PM »
7339
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:12:00 PM »
Is that for real or photoshopped?
7340
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:10:32 PM »
the European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place....
Thats why i found always difficult to write english two letters can be used for same voice. Bt in punjabi we hv different letter for each voice. Bt punjabi its hard to speak for nonpunjabis.
You're speaking german. =D> :
: Elle you typed english in that box ... and the punjabi you posted also reads ... I am fine, how about you :hehe:
you have to type Unicode english punjabi .. like for I you gotto to type "Main" (punjabi). This is not going to translate the sentence, it will just convert what you wrote in punjabi script... am I making sense :pagel:
Oh so you wanted me to type in punjabi? ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਕਲ
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