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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sperm count
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:37:39 PM »
:hehe: :hehe: ... Poor Girl :loll:

Tedde jehhe :hehe:
Btw we're allowed to post dirty jokes right? Not overly dirty but misleading.

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Sports Khelan / Re: Cricket Zone
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:17:40 PM »
The match has been delayed because it's raining in queenstown.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Re: Sikh god?
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:00:41 PM »
he's not sikh elle. rahul's from a diff religion. i think :lost: but he's still a punjabi no matter wat hehehehe sade nal reh reh ehne vi punjabi oh ban jana :rockon: baki i guess u can say he is sikh...cus  u dnt have to follow da five k's in order to be defined as one. as long as u follow the 3 main principles i told u abt in my othr post. ur considered a sikh. n rahul does...im pretty sure ! :okk: :loll: i need to stop talkin, makin no sense rite now :Laugh: hmmm :rockon:

Yes i think so too.  :pagel:



I can only talk for myself here and my belief is this: I have thought of it as a private matter between myself and my Waheguru. But I AM a Sikh, I might not be a very good one but none the less I am a Sikh and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Naam Japo. I also realise that no matter how much I do I know it will never be enough. Only my Waheguru will decide. I do Sukhmani Sahib at 5.30am every morning. I don’t find it very easy to do because I often have to break it down to smaller chunks in order to try and understand it better as the language of the SGGS is not easy. It is what keeps my head together when I am in far off places like Nigeria, the Gulf or indeed other parts of the world.

Vand Kay Shako. – You would be surprised at what and how much we do “Vand” and at the same time realise that there is an awful lot still to do.

Kirat Karni – That is an automatic for me, I have been doing that all my life; my Dad would have beaten the living daylights out of me if I hadn’t. I remember when we were growing up our Dad put a brass plaque on the inside of our front door; it simply said “100% effort, nothing less will do”. Hard work is nothing new to Sikhs.

However, there is fourth and fifth tenets that should be observed and is often missed or at least misunderstood and they are “Seva” and “Simran”. I and have done Seva that needs to be done at some stage or another at the Gurdewara, from cleaning shoes to cleaning toilets. From helping young kids learn Punjabi to giving free Cricket lessons. I have assisted old people at the Gurudewara as well as at their homes which might include taking them out for the day or driving them to visit their Doctor. It involves helping the poor and the infirm.

Simran; very much of Sikhi is taught through Simran, the art of poetry and singing comes directly from Simran. I am deeply in love with Simran.

But the most brilliant memories of Seva that I have are when I did Kar Seva at Darbar Sahib at Amritsar and also helped clean the Kali Baein that runs past Sultanpur Lodhi. I shall cherish those for as long as I live, for it was a privilege.

But as I said, no matter how much I do I know it will never be enough. For me there is no religion like Sikhism.

For those of you who don’t know what Kar Seva is see the link below:

:rabb:

http://www.neoncarrot.co.uk/h_gal/sikh_kar_sewa/ssfks1_04.html

Awesome. Cheers.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: I want my own wife.
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:53:29 PM »
 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :nthg: :nthg: :nthg: :nthg:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: wifeeeee.
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:52:30 PM »
Hahahahahaha divorce!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sperm count
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:51:25 PM »
and you dumb.

karde ke aa teede jehhe /:)

:loll:
Whatever. It's not a dirty joke.  :laugh: You wait until i can speak punjabi!  :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Do you drink your pee?
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:49:50 PM »
Out of desperation.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Don’t lose your pen
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:47:41 PM »
Nice mate nice.  =D>

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Fun Time / Re: Funny Cheesy Lines..
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:46:40 PM »

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. :hehe:
Hahaahha.


Aren't you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day. :hehe:
:Tumbup:

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PJ Games / Re: When was the last time you..
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:44:12 PM »
2 days ago i think.  :loll:


Last time you ate a banana? I'm eating 1 right now.  :mean:

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Love Pyar / Re: I Miss....
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:41:28 PM »

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Gup Shup / Re: Lack of good customer service
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:39:48 PM »

Just remember, people older than us grew up in a different "era". Obviously, their thinking is going to be quite different from today's world. So, just smile, they already have enough issues.
I did. Was trying to ignore him the whole time.

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Gup Shup / Re: Affectionate much eh?
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:38:35 PM »

Hahahahaha :Laugh:


Elle .. would you gimme a look if I call you dear :sad:
Well yes I agree we are affectionate people and like to display it as well. I am very affectionate with my girl friends ... I can be with teh guy frens too but then I might get into trouble :hehe:

I dont know about Kiwis but I see Americans are also very affectionate (whether they mean it or not at least they talk real sugar coated) Honey, hon, .. are words I have heard at work and ol ...

 

Don't worry about me, i'm used to it now i guess.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Do you drink your pee?
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:20:55 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Busted bastard.

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Jokes Majaak / Do you drink your pee?
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:20:19 AM »
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.

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Tech Lounge / Re: Microsoft "Surface" - The Possibilities
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:07:10 AM »
Elle is it waterproof?
Don't ask me, i don't have it.  :laugh:

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Tech Lounge / Re: Self Driving Cars in Europe
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:06:19 AM »
Have no fear billu bakra is here
:loll: When billu bakra crushes to another, then say goodbye to billu bakra.


comedy ni ..sachi kehnda

half of the punjabi munde drive taxi n truck here
Lol that's true. Some taxi drivers here are indian.

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Sports Khelan / Re: Football talk
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:58:54 AM »
waheguru i thought the phoenix were playing against newcastle jets. Apparently, we're going against brisbane roar. Time to beat the brisbaneites.  :rabb:

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Sports Khelan / Re: Australian open
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:52:05 AM »
Day 9 results

Men Quarterfinals 
2-Roger Federer (SUI) bt 19-Stanislas Wawrinka (SUI) 6-1 6-3 6-3.

Women Quarterfinals
1-Caroline Wozniacki (DEN) bt 6-Francesca Schiavone (ITA) 3-6 6-3 6-3.
9-Li Na (CHN) bt 30-Andrea Petkovic (GER) 6-2 6-4.

Men's Doubles Quarterfinals 
1-Bob Bryan/Mike Bryan (USA) bt 6-Jurgen Melzer (AUT)/Philipp Petzschner (GER) 6-3 7-6(7).
Eric Butorac (USA)/Jean-Julien Rojer (AHO) bt 4-Lukasz Kubot (POL)/Oliver Marach (AUT) 6-3 6-4.

Women's Doubles Quarterfinals 
12-Victoria Azarenka (BLR)/Maria Kirilenko (RUS) bt Chuang Chia-Jung/Hsieh Su-Wei (TPE) 5-7 6-3 6-2.
1-Gisela Dulko (ARG)/Flavia Pennetta (ITA) bt Natalie Grandin (RSA)/Vladimira Uhlirova (CZE) 6-0 6-3.
2-Kveta Peschke (CZE)/Katarina Srebotnik (SLO) bt 9-Bethanie Mattek-Sands/Meghann Shaughnessy (USA) 6-3 6-3.

Mixed Doubles Rd 2 
2-Katarina Srebotnik (SLO)/Daniel Nestor (CAN) bt Olga Govortsova (BLR)/Marcin Matkowski (POL) 4-6 6-4 10-4.

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Sports Khelan / Re: Australian open
« on: January 25, 2011, 05:50:56 AM »
Day 8 results


Men 
Rd 4 
   
1-Rafael Nadal (ESP) bt 15-Marin Cilic (CRO) 6-2 6-4 6-3. 
7-David Ferrer (ESP) bt Q-Milos Raonic (CAN) 4-6 6-2 6-3 6-4. 
5-Andy Murray (SCO) bt 11-Jurgen Melzer (AUT) 6-3 6-1 6-1. 
Alexandr Dolgopolov (UKR) bt 4-Robin Soderling (SWE) 1-6 6-3 6-1 4-6 6-2.
   
Women 
Rd 4 
3-Kim Clijsters (BEL) bt Ekaterina Makarova (RUS) 7-6(3) 6-2. 
12-Agnieszka Radwanska (POL) bt Peng Shuai (CHN) 7-5 3-6 7-5. 
2-Vera Zvonareva (RUS) bt Iveta Benesova (CZE) 6-4 6-1. 
25-Petra Kvitova (CZE) bt 22-Flavia Pennetta (ITA) 3-6 6-3 6-3. 
   
Men's Doubles 
Rd 3 
8-Michael Llodra (FRA)/Nenad Zimonjic (SRB) bt 10-Rohan Bopanna (IND)/Aisam Qureshi (PAK) 3-6 7-6(6) 7-6(3). 
3-Mahesh Bhupathi/Leander Paes (IND) bt 13-Marcel Granollers/Tommy Robredo (ESP) 6-4 4-6 6-4. 
Eric Butorac (USA)/Jean-Julien Rojer (AHO) bt David Marrero/Ruben Ramirez Hidalgo (ESP) 6-3 6-4. 
5-Mariusz Fyrstenberg/Marcin Matkowski (POL) bt WC-Colin Ebelthite/Adam Feeney (AUS) 6-1 4-6 6-4.
   
Women's Doubles 
Rd 3 
12-Victoria Azarenka (BLR)/Maria Kirilenko (RUS) bt 5-Chan Yung-Jan (TPE)/Agnieszka Radwanska (POL) 6-2 6-1. 
3-Liezel Huber (USA)/Nadia Petrova (RUS) bt Alexandra Dulgheru (ROU)/Magdalena Rybarikova (SVK) 6-3 6-2. 
Cara Black (ZIM)/Anastasia Rodionova (AUS) bt Raquel Kops-Jones/Abigail Spears (USA) 6-4 6-2. 
Chuang Chia-Jung/Hsieh Su-Wei (TPE) bt Anna-Lena Gronefeld (GER)/Patty Schnyder (SUI) 6-4 6-2. 

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