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Sports Khelan / Re: Cricket Zone
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:58:15 AM »
3rd odi between NZ and pakistan will take place this saturday at christchurch.  :waitin: And looks like vettori won't be playing this 1.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sperm count
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:48:17 AM »
dirty joke...
she should be banned........  :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
It's not. People gotta stop sucking the fun out everything.

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Sports Khelan / Re: [Cricket] Batting - Bowling - Fielding
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:45:31 AM »
am good at praying for the ones who r playing ..so that they can win  :loll:
Well we do need a crowd, fans and supporters.


i can do every thingggggg bating bowling ...............but dont like to fieldddddd........bc i want relexxxxx after betting a bowling battingggggggggg  X_X :loll:
Hahahaha or because you suck at fielding like i do?

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Gup Shup / Re: If you had kids..
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:42:22 AM »
Well i think i'll arrange their love marriage  :loll:
Haha.


don't bother about them after they hit 17 or 18 years of their age.. would teach everything .. i mean whatever i know about my  culture n religion.. after that whatever they want to do.. thats their life.. :) so in short.. this doesn't matter to me if they would marry to white, black, Chinese or etc etc.. so wont be against their love marriage..
Brilliant!


why are you so anti-arrange marriage?
Where in this topic did i once say i'm against it? This is not about whether you're for or against but if you don't know the answer to your question, have fun waking up 1 day being married to a stranger who probably has std's. I wish you the best.

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Funny Videos / Re: Hot & Fluffy
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:37:14 AM »
He's lame.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sperm count
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:33:55 AM »
Sadda (Our) Bacha(kiddo ).  :happy:
:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Warning! graphic content
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:33:19 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: wifeeeee.
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:31:43 AM »

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Members Pics / Re: My Pind Pics from Punjab Trip Dec 2010-Jan 2011
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:29:25 AM »
2-3 master aa. Pure naam ni pata kise de vi.

;) Aho fer ghaint bande ehdeyi hunde.

Lol I don't know which video you were watching, but you can see my dance video on my profile.

thanks veerji.
Your supposedly younger days working on the fields.

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Pics / Re: Hitler da Style
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:26:18 AM »
Awesome pic.

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Pics / Re: pic :d
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:25:46 AM »
So that's india looks like.

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Gup Shup / Re: English or punjabi?
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:23:50 AM »
They both are easy to learn ....if there is other CHOICE....means no choice to speak the language u know
Easy eh?  :pagel: I didn't really even understand that last bit you just said.  :loll:

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News Khabran / Re: Ice-Encased Car In East Village, New York
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:21:00 AM »
Haha i saw this on tv.

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News Khabran / Re: Many Indian students in US may be deported!
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:20:11 AM »
That sucks.

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News Khabran / Re: Collector burnt alive by Mafia in Maharashtra!!
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:18:23 AM »
Same case happened just recently over here in NZ as well and surprised surprised, the woman happened to be indian.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Warning! graphic content
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:59:21 PM »
now tell people to replace bicycle with W****.
With what?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Warning! graphic content
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:56:19 PM »

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Gup Shup / If you had kids..
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:55:16 PM »
Want everyones opinion but this is your own personal opinion. If you had kids, would you set them up on an arrange marriage? So pretty much when they grow up, are you against them marrying someone they love because you'd like them to have arrange marriage and choose who they'll marry?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Sperm count
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:42:56 PM »
hanji ji  :happy:

- I find you very cute, kiddo   :happy:
Dhanwaad veer.


lets make you pink.. Wat you say :mean:
Yeah and sleep with1 eye open at night.

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Jokes Majaak / Warning! graphic content
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:41:01 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: What did you expect to see on here?


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